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Can't quite see the conversation...- I need to print out some of these photos- Why not go to McDonalds?It's like trying to have lunch at Kodak, it'd never work. People will never relate ringtones and photos to McDonalds

:rolleyes:Don't think these have been said before but here we go...#1A brunette was on a railway line and she was skipping. Everytime she hit the track she said 26, 26, 26. A blonde came and asked, "What ya doing?"She replied, "Skipping""Can I join in?""Yeah, sure." And they went on skipping. Then a train came down the track and just as the train was about to hit the brunette she jumped back onto the platfrom. The brunette got on the track and skipped again this time chanting 27...#2 Why did the beetroot blush?He saw the salad dressing.#3What did the red light say to the green light?Don't look I'm changing.------------------------------

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This is how clever the oracle is...Question 16332What is NOT the correct spelling of "google"?- google - GOOGLE - hoogle - GoOgLe The Oracle Says:google

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Like Toy Soldiers - EminemI love this song, I've had it for about a month now and I'm still not bored. Great song

Well. Here are my list of pros and cons. Cons first... 1. Width Your page is way to wide. I'm viewing this on a 1024x768 and I can still see the left to right scrollbars. Think how this would be for someone on an 800x600. This will put viewers off your site. Nothing annoys them more when they can't see across the page. 2. Coding Scrolling through your code I can see a tonne of internal css. This uses up a lot of bandwidth. Try seeking and alternative: a) Copy all css in the header tag without the <style></style> tags. Remove the <style></style> tags. c) Paste it into notepad and save it as document.css. Upload to root directory. d) Place this code in the header tag of the page: <link href="/document.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css"> How does this save you bandwidth? As on the page the browser keeps accessing one css document, it saves it in your tempory internet files. 3. Header I think you should decrease your header size at the top. This could be step 1 in decreasing your page width ----------------------------- And the pros... ----------------------------- 1. Graphics I can see you spent a lot of time making them. Well done. 2. Navigation Your navigation is clear and easy to use.

Another thing I hate about them are the insane prices you're expected to pay for the product. 40p for a Kit-Kat bar when you can pay about 35p or even 30p for it over the counter!

I agree with you. I have different complaints.- You want D2 but accidently press C2 which is empty- The item of food get stuck in the twirly thing- It "eats" your money- The OUT OF ORDER sign on the front- It rejects your coins- Your stuck there for ages trying to get the item out because it's so far back in the little container thing at the bottom.- The return button doesn't work- Your there for ages trying to buy something really simple.- People behind you are complaining while your trying to work out how to use the #@$!?? contraption9 good reasons to hate vending machines. Errrrr

It's a sad, depressing and slow song which could've easily been written by a pessimist.btw never heard of slave sprirituals

Many of you may have seen this video clip already but if you hadn't it's an episode of Rainbow that they made after the show went off-air. The show features plenty of jokes and had most people I showed it to laughing all the way through. Watch spoof show: http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/rainbow_tv_episode.html More information on Answers.com http://www.answers.com/search?q=rainbow-television

Don't worry outlawspirit, I'm from England too

The warning level can be increased and decreased only be moderators and administartors. At (nearly) the click of a button they can decrease and increase it.Treat it almost like a reputation system except it's just for moderators.

What OS do you have? If you have 2000 or XP you can restore your PC. Since 6 months is ages I don't think this is doable. Have you got a professional in to fix it?

It's a virus which seems to be called the blaster virus. Removal instructions and information on the virus can be found here: http://www.help2go.com/Tutorials/Protect_Your_PC/Blaster_Virus.html

My worst sport ... probably netball, the fact that you can't move around with the ball really annoys me but my favourite sport is tennis.

@ DREADSTUFF What's it like repeats many times to make the song catchy and to give it more feeling.@ MIDNIGHTVAMPI feel the song's beat has a resemblence the beat of Boulevard Of Broken Dreams but it's not exactly like it.

This song is called A Workman's Day what's it like? ---------------------------------------- As I step right outside my door, I look and say "I'll see it never more". "Never more." Never wond'ring what it's like. What's it like? What's it like? Never wond'ring what it's like. Then I go unto the road, Many animals pass but no toad. But no toad. Never wond'ring what it's like. What's it like? What's it like? Never wond'ring what it's like. Finally I make it there, But I can't stay to stand and stare. Stand and stare. Never wond'ring what it's like. What's it like? What's it like? Never wond'ring what it's like. Unto a room I do go, Get pushed around to and fro. To and fro. Never wond'ring what it's like. What's it like? What's it like? Never wond'ring what it's like. At the end I'm homeward bound, But to be heard there is not a sound. Not a sound. Never wond'ring what it's like. What's it like? What's it like? Never wond'ring what it's like. ----------------------------------------

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If you want my advice then buy a two handed sword first then attack the newbies who've saved up quite a bit of money. With that money buy a defence weapon.Then you'll gradually be able buy more more weapons and train your army and attack more people and you'll go up in the table.

A definite song for the future ( btw it is a cleaning product - it's a remix of the tv advertisement )

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My ideal site would have:- Legal free music videos- Fun downloadable games with no viruses- Great graphics but still fast to load- An easy navigation system- Everything I like

That is the best rap song ever released so full of emotion. The only time I've seen the video was while flicking through the channels and heard the beginning of it and it may me stop and listen and go into deep thought and sorrow for that family. :(Great song