Women are odd. Many are odd. Some are acceptable human beings.I like to think that women are clueless as to their ability to face reality, that men are much more talented at life in general, that their knowledge is only possibly better than mens because men gave them the knowledge to know things in the first place. Make sense? Well, it might not if you're a woman!-Women are like candles, they're only good for a certain period of time until there's nothing left to make them worthwhile to keep.-Women are like pieces of gum...it doesn't take long until the flavor is gone...-Women are like spam emails, always giving you worthless pieces of information that you don't want in your life.Quite the controversial post eh? Want more?-Women are like whales, they can go for long periods of time (talking) without taking a breath.-Women are like turtles, when approached their head is covered with a hard shell that is difficult to penetrate.-Women are like little children, they don't know what the word "secret" really means.-Women are sorta like mimes, wearing excessive makeup (but then they act like a whale)-Women are like a scratched CD, might have a lot of information, but can't use it.-Women are like clocks, in that their yapping never stops.-Women are like system recovery's, they won't remember anything.-Women are like an open bottle, tilt it the right way and anything will come out.I will save more for a later time I guess...I do have some good things to say about women, but right now unfortunately my CD of knowledge is scratched.