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in my opinion, i like Harry Hills TV burb it just has me rolling on the floor laughing. Then you also got I.T crowd it just hillarius and of course Inbeweeners (not sure if they will make a season this year though. One of the best comedies in recent years for me has to have been GAVALA and smithy I cant remember the name all of a sudden but its about two people who meet on the phone and they work for companies that always interact and somehow they boy and girl get chatting the guy has a best friend called smithy (pronounced the typical london gangsta way smiffeeee) and His name is Gavin but they call him Gavalaaaaaaah oh that reminds me its called Gavin and stacey lolIts soooo hilarius you should get your hands on it and you'll love it. especialy smiffy and ness oMG. Watch it people watch it

Id love to have a bit of all the happiness i can get. Well a little money would help me achieve this. If i had an opportunity to say won a million dollars in the lottery and get my self a nice house not too expensive and fancy just large enough to raise my family and have a nice garden for my kids to play then I would be happy to live off the profit alone.After all the most important thing is to be happy not to be rich. They say money cant buy me happiness but it sure can buy me the nice things i desire to be happy. So i'd take the cash anytime

if Islam is so bad, then why is it that even when Islamist move country to the west or Western Europe they dont quit the religiion. I mean if i was a slave in America and hated how i was treated by slavery religion assuming that slavery is a religion of course. THen i moved to Canada and was given the option to live free or go to a city lets call it Slave-ville and continue living under slave rules. I doubt I will go to slave ville. I would live in freedom town. I know the doctrines of Islam might be evil from our point of view but if itwas that bad why do islmist woman continue to be islamists even in england or USA. I doubt that they are being forced to stay Islamists. They must have a different view of the whole religion. after all if the kitchens too hot I'd say get out of the kitchen.

now i dont condone this but for discussions sake, what I'd love to know is what is it really that turns a person on. I mean understand n animal vagina or *bottom* is moist and heated so its pleasurable but how do you have sex witha table and get pleasure, what if you get a splinter or stuck cause the hole is too small for you girth. What about pillow talk after. at least a blow up doll you can cuddle it after. But a relationship with a table. Whose table was it. Where was the table.. If the table was in his house then the people that saw him shagging the table were violating his privacy by peeping through the windows werent they. Assuming he was shagging his wife on the table would that have been a crime too. or would the peole peeking and watching him have sex with the table be commiting a crime of being peeping toms.would love to know the ull details cause right now the story is quite vague and as a reult have so many possible angles of how it played out.

i think what you had is called a wet dream. A normal thing for boys. If they arent sexually active in a while, your hormones start to over flow and you get these dreams which usually result in ejaculation. So i doubt it means you have feelings for you friends i just think its your body getting rid of sexual build up. Normally it should happen every 2 weeks. Unless of course you are sexually active. which means you probably release testestorone some other way.

I think i may be wrong but its worth mentioning i think cause i believe theres a high chance im right. I think theres more to touch screens than just the two. I think theres touch sensitive similar to Ipod touch / Iphones/ Ipads then you have the Touch pressure sensitive which work from pressure hence you can use a stylus. I think theres also the heat sensitive touch. Cause there are some phones which say touch screen but on a cold day if fingers are freezing they wont respond you got to warm up to a certian degree or rather your fingers need to warm up to a certain degree. I know this was the case with the first touch screen phones in UK. Obviously they did not advertise this fact but people started to have those problems in with their phones. They thought the phones had a bug but it was discovered that when you were outside for long and your hand froze up your phone would stop responding or need you to hold the keeys longer for them to sense. But people are not that patient they will only start pressing the screen harder and harder in frustration. But funny thing was when you went to the phone shop to complain obviously you' queue up for few minutes and most people obviously will be rubbing their hands together and blowing on them to keep warm also the air conditioning plays its part annd by the time you get to the customer service desk and complain, you take out your phone try showing the assitant what you mean and the phone would be working. perfectly. Obviously you'd feel awkward cause you look like retard which I guess in the first few times that shop would encounter the complaint the shop assistants would think you were bullsh*tting but ater a while they realised how can shed loads of people all have that complain but once in the shop the phone worked and the problem only happened in winter on really cold days. So they put it down to the screens being heated skin sensitive.I dont know if this is only a variation of the second type of touchscreen or a whole new touch screen on its own right. Anyonwe know?

welcom back Soviet we missed you.Hope you feeling better with that concussion. i guess now you can say you are full bicycle trained cause they say you dont graduate bike academy until you fall badly. so welcome to the bikers graduation.

Drop whats up buddy. Welcome to you. Theres a whole huge family of trappers here to help what evr we can help with. All it takes if just to ask. Hope you are doing great and having fun.

Welcome Gammmae105 I hope your stay is good on KwoledgeSutra. We are all one big family and we help each other as much as we can.

Another thing in my book thats been killed by the internet is hard work.Long ago to become rich you had to work hard and put in loads of men hours but now. everyone has the potential to be come millionaires. You build a joke idea site like say friendface or mytube and it just catches on before you know it some bigshot search engine company contacts you and offers you 22 million dollars for the idea and the name. You're in school and just doing something for fun and voila you are a millionaire literally over night. Soon the whol world is like hey poke me on friendface or did you see my video or this and that video on youchube and its a global phonomenon. Another thing that the internet has killed in Crime boundaries. Now people commit international crimes without even noticing it they can apply for credit in a country they dont even live in using fake details and get all account details, transfer the cash to their account in their resident country and thats legal because they not stealling technically it may be under a false name but it it their account and if they have the passowrds and all they can transfer the cash to another account to pay for 'services' eg a false pay-your-pal sale for a car sold on he-bay with a buy it now price of 3000 pounds which just happens to be the max limit on the credit card. And as long as the card owner does not say its stolen / fraud how the maoney left the account then its all legal. So they get the money and a different country and leave a fraud trail for the so called inexistant Jixtor Bollox who applied for credit in the first place.

This story though funny and silly (not in a derogatory manner when i say silly) sounds qute plausible. From my own experience women can't trully be trusted. I've always believed a phrase I heard on Titanic the movie. Rose's character in narating and says something like a woman's heart is the deepest ocean of secrets. You may think you have women figured out but women don't have women figured out. hahaha. THis is a real classic i can't wait to tell all my mates down the pub about this one. I'll definitely remeber the ladies first when I next plan a suicide pact with one lol. @Anwii I hate the door thingy too. But normally when I get fed up. I start to slowly walk through the door way,by turning my back to the on coming people and usually the door will start to close as my hand moves away with my body and some gentleman will usually hold it open to allow me to go through then its his job as doorman now. Unless of course its closing time and they are kicking me out the building - oi son get away from the doorway we are closed. GO HOME will ya!!

Hey drop, welcomt to the club. I hope you find you learn stuff as you go along seeing as this is Xisto hopefully your experience here will bea good one.Once again welcome to Xisto Drop...See you around

hahaha.there is no winning in this world people. I was watching a show last night called Jersey Shore and in it i realised that we can never really be equal. I mean there were girl hitting and punching boys in violent anger and it was ok for them because they were girls but the guy got a bruise on his face. Then when a guy hit a girl he was arrested and a big deal made of it.I ask myself why do girl wanna be equal to men only when it suits them. Its the same as the racism thing. I know it was 200 years back but then who wants to be labelled racist. If i called you racist you get all offended. So tell me who then will say ermmm its time up I've had enough of these minorities whether racial or sexual getting preferential treatment. Its got to stop. Cause the moment they do that people will say you are being racist so no one will step to the plate for fear of that. cause it does destroy careers and sh*t.I mean look how careful you were Sean Foster - you started this thread by making it clear you are not racist. This is because you know that theres a risk of being labelled that. And also I believe the world has not yet arrived at a point where they are color blind. I think for now we just have to accept that Asians and blacks and women will have that extra leeway to do stuuf that whites cant get away with.About 5 years back in my country in England the cops were told to lay off black people when it came to traffic stops because they were being labelled racist. Now I dont know whether its true or not but the reason they were told this was because they pulled over a certain number of cars and of that 87% were black. considering that in my country only 5% people are black. so that obviously means when you look at it it does seem like they were targeting blacks. But maybe the blacks were foreigners and as a result their driving was poor due to law changes in different countries who knows. Maybe they had a genuine reason I dont know.Also there was a black v White program on television around the same time because they wanted to see if people were trully still racist subconsciously. I remember one thing they did was dress two men and two woman actors exactly the same and do different tasks to view the results. They got two men to hail a taxi at the same time, pretending to be drunk outside a night spot and 90% of the drivers picked up the white guy. Have both try to enter the pub just before closing and they did this on a few bars on randonm nights and sometimes they would stop the black guy from going in whereas the whaite guy was allowed in and all that. but when the same people were asked blatantly are you racist or do you give whites more preferential treatment they all said NO. We are fair and just. But the tapes proved them wrong.I mean think about stuff in the office women are allowed to wear tops that are a bit too revealing and make jokes about guys getting hard ons / boners and how you have a small *BLEEP* but say to them You have a sexy ***** or nice boobs and your in on sexual harassment. Its not fair. But the world isnt fair mate.I long hopefully in my lifetime to see a world that is completely fair no matter what color you are

What you have said about the old age thinking is true. I have noticed that whites obviously in history instilled the thought into other races that they were more superior and as a result most other races believe they are less superior.a Perfect example of this is in South Africa, I lived there for a while and learnt how to speak one of the languages there because my mom is originally from south Africa it wasnt hard to learn as she has spoken to us in Zulu as we were growing up. what Irealised is that they subtly and sub conciously believe that the ultimate thing in life would be to become white. They would definitely say this is bull sh*t if you asked tham because they dont believe this is the case but then when they speak and give similarities thats when the subliminal advertising comes in. For instance when a girl is looking beautiful you know as in when she's gone and done her hair or had a facial or looks hot, they would refer to her (even if she was black) they would say wow, Samantha is looking beautiful today she's almost like a white girl. This is a translation of both the context and the content. When you talk about you future most parents would tell their children you need to get a good education and get a beautiful white wife or white husband. Because in their context white husband or white girlfriend/ wife means one who is really beautiful. And even so in cases where people have litterally married a white person and they are black, you find everyone thinks higher of them than the average jack and jill. Now when i say this next statement Im not saying blacks are better looking but Im saying in SOuthern Africa if you took Halle Berry or Thandie Newton (for the sake that theres a high chance we all know of them) and stripped them of their celebrity and just took them as two hot black girls and then took say Lady Gaga and Nicollete Sheridan and Feclicity Huffman and asked them who they though was hotter, they would believe that the white chicks are better. I mean look across the globe, people in Africa can speak English fluently but how many of us can speak an african language fluently. Its Like the white are given preferential treatment subconsciously. A black person from Ghana goes to States and says xhxhs sjsjsssjhsh shs (the people in states will say we dont understand you're in USA so speak the language) and the Ghana person has to find a way to speak the white man's tounge. no one will say you have to learn ENglish - no!! The black person or Indian or asian will just sub consciously feel the need to speak and impress the whites person. But when the Whites go to africa they get there and opposite to the fact that they would tell you. You came to this country speak our language they then go to another country and say we aint speaking your language you have to learn to speak to us so you can tell us the directions in a language we are familiar with. I mean look at English People we go to spain and expect spanish people to speak to us in ENGlish and for some reason they do that and make us English feel comfy. But when they come here we dont make them comfy, they have to learn English.Surely I know we have national pride but sometime we are just not being fair.I thinkk we need to realise we are all one peopel and stop having stupid divisions based on color or origin. For christs sake we are all from earth.

Has anyone been able to test and see if that script actually works and to what countries the gateway is open to? If anyone has tried the script and it does function please let us know. I think that would be a handy bit of script to have lying around.

where can one get realistic free stuff like mive tickets or deodorant or soap or fairy liquid, something more than a free template or pack of gum lol

tutorials arent all as hped up at they are made out to be. A lot of these sites are vague too and you dont learn much just a lot of confusin sometimes. and you can really question back and get an instant answer like in class

How come even in todays world we have racism hidden in references.You will find there are Americans and Black americas oops they tried to make that politically correct by calling them African Americans and then theres Native American. In England there are British peopel and Black British What about in other coutries worldwide what is there. Are the labels for minority ethnic groups. Why are we still being racisst even though we think we are not. Surely we are blind to racism yet most of use are racist even without meaning to.i know in Uk if there was a fight in the street they would ring the cops and say hello there are two men fighting in the street and the police would assume there are two white men fighting but if they were black people would say there are two men fighting and one is black or there are two black men fighting. SURELY one is british whether balck or white so why the need for the color. Even a local hotel i visited had me complete a form and I noticed under ethinicity it said tick the box which best describes your ethinicty British BOX Black British boxAfro Carebean BOX Asian box Foreign National Boxnon said white british. its like you can never be pure american unless you are white or its time for war because during war we unite we are all English, American Australian , Asian, African btu outside of the the divisions come back very quickly.Why cant we all be treated equal irregardless of color. I mean we have places that are so scared of being racist they over compensate to blacks like Jobs in UK where they have an opening for black because the law says they should have at least one black for every say 10 workser so then you are sort of guranteed a place cause of your color like its a disabled parking spot. LEAVE this post for the ethnic minority guy. Is socially really getting to a level where they are totally un racist.

just like any culture there are rules to follow which are meant to preserve innocence for as long as possible. i know muslims arent allowed to date but truth is a lot of them do. maybe they dont have sex but in Uk many muslim girl arent virgins. I even once had a penpal from IRan and from Uzbekistan who were both muslim and though they were not allowed to date they did date and the one from iram is married to my friend whom I hooked her up with. The older generations are more strick but the newer or younger generations are more influenced by western culture and even though they deny it most of them have dated even if its just over the net. they know though how it feels to be in love and have a boyfriend.

one thing i suspect though is that these domains will be highly over priced because of their association with a high profit or high revenue industry but i doubt they will pay off that well due to people using firewalls and blockers to stop them. Funny how social net work sites arent complaining that companies block users from accessing FB during work timeiff xx comes out i wanna get a domain like xxx.xxx that would be lush

they refund you real quick to shut you up. they dont want you causing a scene because they might not be doing an illegal thing as such (dont quote me on that because I dont really know) but what I mean is they probably abusing a loophole and they have been doing so for quite sometime and many people wont notice this for a long time and they will get away with this but incase you decide to make too much nose too manym people will want a refund that has already been spent by this company leading to arrests and stuff so the sooner they shut you up the better they are at gettign away with this.

In my sight I think its all good. I lik bisexual girls who are kinky and willing to have threesomes and all that but not the kind who have relationships with another girl behind the boyfriends back.I have nothing against gay people but they need to understand that we are a generation who arent exactly comfortable to the max with homosexuals because most of them only really came out the closet recently so while I love all humans the same and have no problems with gays or lesbos i do do have a problem with homosexuals who invade my space and are tooo touchy feeling for my liking. I dont mind friends who are homosexual but I dont really like the rubbing and touching that they sometimes over exert on us and we then have to shut the f*ck up and take it otherwise we get called *person* phobic.I prefer if we were all try-sexual as in can try anything sexual

you two should sort this in private like in pm's nto as a public thing especially since you dont really have any solid evidence Sky. Im not saying you are lying but at the moment ists you word against his and the evidence you present in the form of a copy of the chat, is subject to alteration before add posting. While I sympathise with you. I'd sya try and speak to Ash-bash in Pm's or email and get that sorted out before telling it to the world. Just be more grown up about the whole issue you two. (Ash and Sky)

Welcome Skhumbinhahaha well finally you found us. and I know you will enjoy it here - I am. Like Anwii said dont hestitate to ask, we have loads of people who can impart knowledge to you and you are bound to learn a lot of things on your time here. once again Welcome to Xisto

you say this is genuine and you probably have signed up but he big question is how many people are trully willing to pat 67 dollars in the hope that they will make 53 dollars profit on condition the they convince a further 3 people to sign up in theory this sounds fantastic but then what do the site owners gain. Where do they get the money to pay merchant fees to paypal or what ever payment gateway. this all sounds to good to be true because thast math doesnt add up. if you said you get 10 dollars persale then it would compute in my head but I have had enough people post really great sites that apparently do this and that to get you free playstation or Ipod or cashback after abc has happened and to date I knwo for a fact I have increased the traffic and alexa rating of those sites case I have recommended enough people to win me 3 ipods or playstation or paypal credit so i see this as just another visit my site hoax and payme so much and i will always tell you that no one has signed up in your name for the next 1000 000 000 000 persons who signup. The reason you are a trapper is also possibly for the free or rather the Mycents credit that you can use to purchase web hosting / domains so obviously you arent exactly raking it in in from this project you mention. I know you said its only your honest review and we appreciate that. But this is my honest review on these quick get rich schemes which are all just a big con. If anyone wants to join i wish them well and good luck but if you get scammed come back to this forum and dont EVER say i didnt warn you