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Update database when i closed the browserWhen The Browser Is ClosedHi, Advance thanks, I have created an application using asp.Net with c#. when logon the user then I will set a status is 1. Log off then status is set as 0. In case user close the browser or power off the system then database cannot be update. Please help me to update data when the browser is closing. -reply by Arasu

a hot pant meant for her Revenge well, I found this site and wanted to tell you guys a story about my bootyrrhea incident. This is the story of careless mistake and where the hunter became the hunted. A few months ago my mother in law invited me to take a trip with her to visit my husband, who at the time worked in Washington. The monster in law had a private plane and she wanted to make this trip as pleasant as possible for me, since her and I have never gotten along in the past before. Well, to her the past is past and she had gone on to crushed all disagreement with me. However, I'm the one holding the grudge and choosing humiliation from diarrhea attacks is my number one weapon of the day. First I convinced my mother in law to wear tight white for this trip. This would ensure of the visual evidence that she did not make it to the bathroom when the hot fudge hit her behind. She gladly fell for it and sport white dress pant that day. We had champagne before the trip and I laced her glass with a super strength laxative in liquid form that I've hidden in my purse all day pretending that it was visine. Well, the bell rang and came the delivery boy bringing the foods she ordered for us. She make a toast to my husband and drank down the prank. I drank my with joy awaiting to see her hot pant incident. The time had come to take off to the sky and as I force small talks with the old hag, all that was running in my mind was when will she violently diarrhea her pants. Sometime had passed and the trip got longer , still my mind wonders when will the laxative make her hold on to her seat try not to turn her pant brown for the sake of her dignity. Then I felt sudden needs to go poop. At first it was a bit urgent, but I could hold it. My concern is the mom in law white pants hilarious incident waiting to happen. But to my surprise the more I wonder about her behind, the more I'm worry about mine. I felt my needs to goes BM grew stronger and more urgently in my tummy as the trip went on. My stomach then got real warm, I now officially have to take a ****. Holding myself together,I smile at her from across my seat, and forced on with the small talks as the pressure to ****s boiled up in my stomach, and the needs to release what I am positive to be an enormous amounts of diarrhea into my pants grew very strong. I couldn't help but look with curious at my Mother in laws posture and notice she is not showing any sign of wanting to haul *bottom* off this plane or having a bad case of diarrhea at all. Sweats begin to builds on my lower back and neck from me trying so hard to control my need for a toilet. I almost **** in my pants for relocating my butt to a different spot on the seat. She asked me if I was alright and I reply with a lie saying, I'm fine. My urge to go BM got so bad I had to clench my butt cheeks together trying to not ruined my thong or worse goes on over myself. I'm surprised as to how she could have not felt the effects of the laxatives yet. What I gave her would make her ****s her pants with massive diarrhea .She should be feeling her lower intestines make noises, she should be farting a river of hot ****s into her pants. And as planned, I would be pretending to be sick with diarrhea also and lock myself in the one plane restroom available, causing her to ****s herself where she stand or seated!. Shouldn't she be having an ultimate attack of hot, explosives diarrhea where she sitting by now? And why is it that I'm the one sweating through my shirts, sitting tightly with an already ruined thong, worrying about completely ****ting in my pants!.Likely Page BreakWell, with those final thoughts I began to diarrhea my pants where I sat. It was much worse than I thought, a hot wave of mushy ****s blasted through my thong to leave my *bottom* and enter my pant. But that's only the beginning. I then immediately had to lift my butt up to allowed a massive amount of hot fudges to enter my pant, filling my pant up right away. I did not want to seat back down, so I reach for her shoulder and make my way to the plane restroom. Much to my surprises, there were a gray duck tape sealing the toilet. She then told me that the toilet is not working. Standing with my hands on the restroom door as I sweats from the neck down, I told her that it must have been my champagne from earlier in the day that make me sick. She replies that it could not have been and that she drank my glass as I tip the delivery boy so and I drank her glass. She don't blame the champagne at all. After being inform of the bad news, I just stood still and violently **** myself with full force turning my pants into a total hot mess. It was horrible there was so much and diarrhea some of it pushed it way down the side of my legs; I was wearing tight black pant and secretly hope that it would not be too easy to be notice. The sad part continued as I have to be seated for landing and some of the diarrhea escape my pant through my back. When we got landing the first thing I did was March straight to the lady room and started peeing brown liquid with my butt. My mother in laws never found out about the bullet that was intended for her. And I became the victim of my own revenge prank. It was a hot butt dilemma to remembers ! -reply by Jessica

how to enable playback in UbuntuDvd Playback On JauntyThere are several ways to enjoy dvd playback in Ubuntu without using the terminal. The easiest is to go to the Ubuntu store and purchase the software legally.Another way is to go to the XBMC homepage and follow the instructions to install in Ubuntu. It took me less then 10 min to google xbmc, follow instructions and start watching my dvd. Oh, one more that I just thought of. Super OS is Ubuntu with all the goodies allready on the iso. Just download Super Os and install! -reply by Todd

Lockout of computer need help!Computer Admin Login With Lost Password?I was given a computer its a 98 it has windowsNT and it is password protected. It wont go to the desktop and it says administrator in the user name field already. Can you help me out? oh and I tryed hitting F11 and it didnt do anything. -reply by Joshua

Cork shooting Gun GameCarnival Games-the Biggest RipoffIn this game, you try to knock down plastic cups with a gun that shoots corks... I was playing one day, and when I hit the cup, it got stuck behind another cup. The carny reached down (where you could not see) where the cup should have landed, and pulled out another cup! (mine was still partially visible) The cup they picked up said small... The one I really shot was a large! -reply by Jake Soleil

arsenal currently recruiting playersArsenal Youth Club Academy Currenly Recruting Players ! !hi my name is David, I'm 15 and I'm wandering if I could take part in the arsenal youth football club. -reply by david ayodele

How do you use links when first starting a websiteHow Long Does It Take For Google To Index Your Website?How do you use links when first starting a website? You mentioned in your website that your new site is getting alot of traffic due to highranking inbound links. I am just getting my website on-line so how to I get these high ranking inbound links on or pointing to my website? -reply by joshua

Actionscript 2 code collection for Designers and ArtistsActionscript2.0 Tutorial For Beginners?http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ Visual Code is a collection of Actionscript codes specifically for designers and artists. The benefit of this collection is that it does not require any previous knowledge in programming. We look at it as a source of inspiration and a further education for professionals, teachers and students in the areas of Design and Media Arts. -reply by Visual Code

THANKS!Import From Excel File Into Mysql DatabaseIt's 4 years later, but just wanted to add my thanks. I'm struggling to learn all this stuff and spend hours searching the net for answers to my php / mysql / etc. Questions. Thought I'd need to download special software or write some fancy php code - NO! - your solution was a piece of cake!! More people should write-up their easy solutions and get them out for others to see. Thanks again.-reply by David

ok... These are the real coords for area 51 in nevada 39?39'38.05"and 115?58'33.73"W. As you can see the whole area is covered by green circles because they are hiding something

I'm a pretty concrete comment and criticizm-er. Its lacking depth, so add some lighting to it, add a focal point besides the text, and make the text less bright. The ICQ is random, not to sure what to say about that. I like how the design goes off the endges though, brilliant idea. -reply by Bropey

Hello! Lua is not indonesian, but portuguese! It comes from Brazil, by a group of professor's of PUC-RIO University. http://www.lua.org/ Cheers, Flavio Rasseli -reply by Flavio Rasseli

Quest ServerServer With Quest?I don`t think Quest has a server. All my mail came back error numberOX800CCC0D what ever that is? I always got incoming mail through HTML.MSN,Q.Net,or Windows live. So I changed my address to Windows live.Com! Joseph W. Holmes

chase to expensive for my budget!Chase-good Example Of Bad BankingI too am on your side. I too have been greatly dissastified with Chase/Bank one. The lure for me was get 100.00's free opening an acct. With chase. STOP BANKING AT CHASE BANK! ALIAS BANK ONE. Well that 100.00 has been the most plaqued thing I've ever done! The exhorbant amount of overdraft fees for, just as you said being overdrawn by a coulple bucks! Then when I took the time to personally go in and talk with a banker "they're hands were tied". They can't do a thing about the chase credit card acct. (chase freedon) I have to separtley talk to them. Interestingly I could open my saving acct and open a credit line for over draft protection right there with them! Ok try and call the chase freedom acct. I dare you! Not surprising "they're hands are tied also". Chase has no regards to being personable to their customers. They hid behind their written policies...No different that the Pharises of Jesus day! I will pay my accts with them and never again bank with them. Small town banks are the way to go...Customers still matter and their panics and imperfect mistakes are forgiven and people will be loyal to that treatment. I hope everyone will pull their money out of chase bank! Then let them see who really keeps their business going. I say hurt them where it counts!Stop banking at CHASE BANK/BANK ONE, THE MACHINE MADE OF METAL LACKING ANY HUMAN EMOTION. -reply by sheila

HTML as objectHow To Insert Code With JavascriptHi Being a novice in all the webdesign variations, I came upon a problem that might be very basic (sorry about this) but I've tried everything I could think of and still not closer to a solution. Here's my problem: I'm building a website that was requested to be formatted through tables.As part of the site, of course, there's a javascript dynamic accordion style menu.Due to the dimension of the web site (somewhere close to 300 pages butDue to increase 5 to 10 pages every forthnight), I didn't want to haveThe script in each page as the menu will be altering continuously, soCreated "menu.Htm" and pulled it into every page as an object. <object type="text/x-scriptlet" border="0" width=200 height=650 data="menu.Htm"> So far so good, and while working from my disc all was working great.When the site was uploaded to the company's (foreign) server, IEDoesn't show the menu at all and Firefox opens the menu but all theLinks cointained in it open in the original object's bounding box.Before you all laugh, I'm trying to help my partner look good to hisBoss, I'm not a programmer and HTML was a kick when I was inHigh-school doing marquees for fun :(I might have to add some attribute to the "a" tag in the menu, but if so don'tknow which... Any ideas welcome, thanks for helping me

i want to play gta online but i dont no where?Grand Theft Auto San Andreas Online Multiplayer Modewell if you want the game go on http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ download the link and there you have it over 3,000 free games,ringtones,wallpaper,etc! enjoy! good luck. -reply by jusline

Lizy is a 10 week old female Capuchin monkey???What Is .... A Gen Pets?Lizy is a 10 week old female Capuchin monkey Looking for a new Home. She is very sweet , playful and intelligent .She is wearing diapers, still loves her bottle..And small tid-bits of fruit, and dry cereal. She loves kids. She is vaccinated and will be coming with all her update medical records for the past 10 weeks okAny interested should contact us at friyorbaby@yahoo.Com for more information and pictures-reply by terrr panaay

My graphics card doesnStupid Computer Crash Due To Power SurgeHi. I got this computer for Christmas. Dell Inspiron 518 with 4 gigs of Ram, 400 gigs of hard drive space, Vista Home Premium 64-bit, and you get the idea that it was real nice. Anyways I had a couple games that I also got for Christmas that didn't work because my integrated card couldn't handle them. So 3 days ago I finally was able to upgrade and buy a new graphics card. With my great luck, there was a power surge and I didn't think anything of it at first because my computer usually survives these things. It was totally random too because there wasn't even a storm going on. Anyways I turn the computer back on and the monitor isn't getting a signal. I plugged the monitor into my integrated card and I start getting a signal. Is there anyway to fix my graphics card or is it just fried? -question by Nolan

its not a crime Graffiti I think that is not a crime to do graffiti it is art we show happiness when we do it . Graffiti and gang graffiti are two way different things. Graffiti is art and don't be a hater because you can do art like us people. -reply by george ayala

My Earnings From AdsenseSuccess With Google Adsense My website has been on the web for about 3 weeks now and I have made about $20.00 in total off Adsense (about $1.00 per day or per thousand visitors). My website has over 30 pages and 181 Google ad and link units. I hope to start making more off Adsense because it took a very long time to build up my website with this much content and $1.00 a day just will not cover the opportunity costs of making the site. Feel free to visit my site and I wouldn't mind some feedback on what I can improve. Thanks! http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ p.S. Remember not to click on the ads!!

Try another wayThe Worst Dating Story EverWow. That's bad. What a sneaky way to let both of her "loves" know that she was going to end the relationship! Maybe meeting someone in your church isn't the best way to go (though you think it would be), maybe you should try to http://loveenvy.com/; somewhere like an online dating community or even hanging out with a group of friends and getting to know their friends.

True, Maplestory has a TON of players, but at the same time, Nexon (Which stands for "Not Evil Xample of Nazis") does notice the amount of Private Servers that have been made, and right now the people from the Original Private Server (Odin) have been sued because they ignored the Cease and Desist letter. If you a C&D letter, GO BY IT! Don't just ignore it, because I know you can't pay for everything that has to happen, and once the servers you run on realize that 1. You are illegally hosting a private server 2. That Nexon is Suing you. You will be dropped from their system and they will claim to have nothing to do with it. -reply by Wolfy

I love sad music so here r some I recomend my top favs 1.) it's not good bye - laura pausini2.)enrique iglesias - hero 3.)declan galbraith - I'm not a perfect person 4.)richard marx - right here waiting for you 5.)snow patrol - chasing cars 6.)pussycat dolls - I hate this part 7.)pussycat dolls - stick with you -reply by nikki

how to check a file is exist or not Copy A File And Rename It With Increment If ExistHi All I have a doubt, I want to check a file which is in Web. I want to check the file is exist or not. I have written a code which is giving me "False" . Where ifTyped the same URl in the browser I can see the File. I have given the sample code here please any body knows the solution please tell me. Set fso = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject") Msgbox fso.FileExists("http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ :8080/SampleProject/Book1.Xls") It is showing false. Thanks -question by Jayarama

How to redirect visitors from specific referring domains?Redirecting Visitors To Different PageGreat info here! Using .Htaccess file, how can I redirect visitors from certain referring domains to a landing page? We advertise on Facebook, myspace, sherdog.Com and etc and would like visitors who click on our ads to be redirected to a landing page before they enter the site. This way we can change the landing page every so often or change the htaccess to point to a new page when we have a promotion going on. Just curious if I can do this with htaccess by listing out the referring domains to send all visitors to landingpage.Php or whatever we call it. Thanks! Chris -reply by Chris