How Sexy Is Your Name?

[OpaQue 15]

How sexy is your name?

 

According to studies, the first letter of your first name

reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think?

 

-A-

You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in

action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what

you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be

bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure,

and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it

comes to sex, it's action that counts not obscure hints.

! ! Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You

find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You

are passionate and sexual as well as being much more

adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around

advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your

primary concern.

 

 

 

 

-B-

You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being

romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive

gifts as an ___expression of the affection of your lover. You

want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You

are private in your ___expression of endearments and

particularly when it comes to lovemaking. You will hold off

until eve! ! rything meets with your approval. You can control

your appetite and abstain from sex if need be. You require

new sensations and experiences. You are willing to

experiment.

 

 

 

 

 

-C-

You are a very social individual, and it is important to you

to have a relationship. You require closeness and

togetherness. You must be able to talk to your sex partner

before, during, and after. You want the object of your

affection to be socially acceptable and good looking. You

see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very

sexual and ! ! sensual,needing someone to appreciate and almost

worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the

ability to go for long periods without sexual activity. You

are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.

 

 

 

 

-D-

Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you

move full steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your

quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a

problem, this turns you on. You are highly sexual,

passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement,

sometimes possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a pleasure

to be enjo! ! yed. You are stimulated by the eccentric and

unusual, having a free and open.

 

 

 

 

-E-

Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good

listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be

intellectually stimulating or you are not interested

sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion for

a bedmate. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do

enjoy a good argument once in a while it seems to stir

things up. ! ! You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more

important than the sexual act for you, but once you give

your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. When you

don't have a good lover to fall asleep with, you will fall

asleep with a good book. (Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a

good look.)

 

 

 

 

-F-

You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a

pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You

are a flirt,yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are

sensuous,sexual,and privately passionate. Publicly, you can

be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are born romantic.

Dramatic lve scenes are your favorite fantasy pastime. You

can be a very generous lover.

 

 

 

 

-G-

You are crap in bed!

( Remember....I didn't write this!!!! LOLOL)

 

 

 

 

-H-

You seek a mate who can enhance your reputation and earning

ability. You will be very generous to your lover once you

have attained a commitment. Your gifts are actually an

investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though,

you tend to be frugal in your spending and dating habits and

equally cautious in your sexual involvement. You are a

s! ! ensual and patient lover.

 

 

 

 

-I-

You have a great need to be loved,appreciated...Even

worshipped.You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of

the flesh.You look for lovers who know what they are doing.

You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur

wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your

desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new

modes of sexual ___expression.You bore easily and thus require

sexual adventure and change. You are more sensual than

sexual,but you are sometimes downright lustful.

 

 

 

 

-J-

You are totally fu*king marvelous!

 

-K-

You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love.

Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are

free in your ___expression of love and are willing to take

chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided

it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel

that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise

you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You

require loving,cuddling, wining,and dining to know that

you're being appreciated.

 

 

 

 

-L-

You are very romantic, idealistic, andsomehow you believe

that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate

or attracting people who have unusual troubles. You see

yourself as your lover's savior. You are sincere,

passionate, lustful, and dreamy. You can't help falling in

love. You really enjoy stimulating yourself, though you are

fairly! ! new to it. You fantasize and get turned on by movies

and magazines. You do not tell others of this secret life,

nor of your sexual fantasies.

 

 

 

 

-M-

You are emotional and intense. When involved in a

relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing

stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming

and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You

are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of

sexual energy is inexhaustible. You are very social and

sens! ! ual; you enjoy flirting and also enjoy mothering your

mate.

 

 

 

 

-N-

You need constant stimulation because you

bore quickly. You can handle more than one relationship at a

time with ease. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are

willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of

sexual energy is inexhaustible.You are a flirt,yet once

committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual,and

privately pass! ! ionate. Publicly, you can be showy,

extravagant, and gallant. You are born romantic. Dramatic

love scenes are your favorite fantasy pastime. You can be a

very generous lover.

 

 

 

 

-O-

You are very interested in sexual activities yet secretive

and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your

sexual energy into making money and/or seeking power. You

can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a

passionate, compassionate, sexual lover, requiring the same

qualities from your mate. Sex is serious business; thus you

demand intensity and diversity, and are willing to try

anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to

possessiveness, which must be kept in check.

 

 

 

 

-P-

You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't

think of doing anything that might harm your image or

reputation. Appearances count, therefore, you require a

good-looking partner.You also require an intelligent

partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your

enemy; A good fight stimulates those sex vibes. You are

relatively fre! ! e of sexual hang-ups. You are willing to

experiment and try new ways of doing things. You are very

social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal

of physical gratification.

 

 

 

 

-Q-

You require constant activity and stimulation. You have

tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to

keep up with you, sexually or otherwise. You are an

enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people of

other ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers,

and lots of conversation to turn you on and keep you going.

 

 

 

 

-R-

You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need

someone who can keep pace with you and who is your

intellectual equal the smarter the better. You are turned on

more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However,

physical attractiveness is very important to you. You have

to be proud of your partner. You are privately very sexy,

! ! but you do not brag, you are willing to serve as teacher.

Sex is important; you can be a very demanding playmate.

 

 

 

 

 

-S-

You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very

sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to

this.Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature

reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you

are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade,

can play any role or any game, and take your love life very

seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to

wait for the right person to come along.

 

 

 

 

 

-T-

You are very sensitive, private, and sexually passive; you

like a partner who takes the lead. Music, soft lights and

romantic thoughts turn you on. You fantasize, but do not

tend to fall in and out of love easily. When in love, you

are romantic, idealistic, mushy, and extremely intense. You

enjoy having your senses and your feelings stimulated,

ti! ! tillated, and teased. You are a great flirt. You can make

your relationships fit your dreams, oftentimes all in your

own head.

 

 

 

 

-U-

You are enthusiastic and idealistic when in love. When not

in love, you are in love with love, always looking for

someone to adore. You see romance as a challenge. You are a

roamer and need adventure, excitement, and freedom. You deal

in potential relationships. You enjoy giving gifts and enjoy

seeing your mate looking good. Your sex drive is strong and

you desire instant ratification. You are willing to put your

partner's pleasures above your own.

 

 

 

 

-V-

You are individualistic, and you need freedom, space, and

excitement. You wait until you know someone well before

committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching him out.

You feel a need to get into his head to see what makes him

tick. You are attracted to encentric types. Often there is

an age difference between you and your lover. You respond to

danger, thrills, and suspense. The gay scene turns you on,

even though you yourself may not be a participant.

 

 

 

 

-W-

You are very proud, determined, and you refuse to take no

for an answer when pursuing love. Your ego is at stake. You

are romantic, idealistic, and often in love with love

itself, not seeing your partner as he or she really is. You

feel deeply and throw all of yourself into your

relationships. Nothing is too good for your lover. You enjoy

playing ! ! love games.

 

 

 

 

-X-

You need constant stimulation because you bore quickly. You

can handle more than one relationship at a time with ease.

You can't shut off your mind. You talk while you make love.

You can have the greatest love affairs,all by yourself, in

your own head.

 

 

 

 

-Y-

You are sexual, sensual, and very independent. If you can't

have it your way, you will forgot the whole thing. You want

to control your relationships, which doesn't always work out

too well. You respond to physical stimulation, enjoy necking

and spending hours just touching, feeling and exploring.

However, if you can spend your time making money, you will

give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You need

to prove to yourself and your partner what a great lover you

are. You want feedback on your performance. You are an open,

stimulating,romant

 

 

 

 

-Z-

dont know abt Z

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[smartbei 0]

This is just like Horoscopes, and the same level of unintelligence is required to believe in these things. Notice how many of them are inherently the same? Ahh well. Just btw...my name is Gahl .

[Saint_Michael 3]

Even my handle knows who I am scary huh .

[jlhaslip 4]

enuf said...

[apollo 0]

Looking in your topic for letter -J- - You are totally fu*king marvelous!WOW, i`m totaly marvelous:) That *cool*! Nice, but why is -J- the only one with so short description??!

[Razor 0]

Lol me is -J- aswell...woohand if you want to count me on my indentity of "Razor" ..then lol kool aswell...

[OCAC 0]

Another J here, short and sweet!!And the best thing is, my wife agreees

[zwek 0]

Mine is A-len cool and i am romanic

[Kubi 0]

Awsome. I'm J. Sweet.I would be more leaned on K though. Sence people call me by my last name, not my first. Either one is good.

[Sprnknwn 0]

Yeah, those things are stupid... just like zodiac signs and that... ?how is supposed to determine your sexual life the first letter of a name that you didn?t choose? Illogical, but something with which we can joke.My letter is "R" and I am... "turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body"? I wish I was so rational... but I tend to fall in love with people that acts just nice and looks nice to me. There?s no brain in relationships, I think.

[Kim 0]

What's up with "G"? Did the author's significant other's name start with "G" or something? I feel bad for all the Gary's out there.

[Plenoptic 0]

Yup that's right can you say...J as in Joe

[FLaKes 0]

sorry but I find this worse, and less believable then horoscopes. Atleast those tell you what you want to hear, all this is just made up by somebody that classified the letters with the first names of his friends, and obviously the persons name who wrote this starts with a J.... Not that my description was bad, my name starts with P, and it is way off.

[DogEater008 0]

wow.. my name starts with a T.. .and it's so true.. lol. .almost everything they said is true about me.. .i'm very sensative... kinda fantaize alot =P and simluate things.. ..AHHHAHAAHwow.. i'm going to show this to my friends. .AHAHAH .. .I enjoy reading horoscopes.. .even thought it might not be true. .but almost everything i read about myself... seem to be very positive. .AHAHA. .bright future for me.. .

[tuddy 0]

All i can say is, i aint sexy cause my name starts with a G or T whichever way you want to look at it. Im sexy cause im the hottest guy there ever was in this world. Jokes!What comes next?, how tall will i be when i am 30 by the day i was born on?, or month?What are your computer skills like?, based on how much you earn? :lol:Oh, P.S .. Who cares about the Garys? , what about the Graemes? lol

Edited February 25, 2006 by tuddy (see edit history)