jlhaslip

I just used the fantastico to add a script, no problems. check it out So, it doesn't look like a system problem. I suspect there may be something about your new account which is creating the difficulties. I suggest you submit a request to support@Xisto.com or wait for an admin to see this Topic. Might be something to do with the recent Server changes and the timing of your account installation. What's an "AMFR forum"? I don't see any script by that name. Furthermore, your description of the problem is sadly lacking any details which might make assistance difficult. Are you getting a mysql error? Were you able to access the main page of the Forum? Was the URL correct? Too many options for diagnosing what the problem could be. Please supply an error message or describe what exactly is or isn't happening. Notice from jlhaslip: Hi-jacked thread. Split to its own Topic.

Some Members may not appreciate this article, so I have enclosed it in a "click to open/hide" tag. A 'mature' sense of humour is required for this one. [hide=option1] If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious dad, can you help?" I put my best lizard-healer statement on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back , looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. "Honey," I called, " come look at the lizard!" "Oh my! gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute. "She's having babies." "What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!" I was equally outraged. "Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduce," I accused my wife. "Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?" she inquired. (I actually think she said this sarcastically!) "No, but you were supposed to get two boys!" I reminded her, (in my most loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth together). "Yeah, Bert and Ernie!" my son agreed. "Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know," she informed me. (again with the sarcasm, you think?) By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going on. I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it. "Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience, I announced. "We're about to witness the miracle of birth." "Oh, gross!" they shrieked. "Well, isn't THAT just great! What are we going to do with a litter of tiny little lizard babies?" my wife wanted to know. (I really do think she was being snotty here, too. Don't you?) We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked like a tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later. "We don't appear to be making much progress," I noted. "It's breech," my wife whispered, horrified. "Do something, Dad!" my son urged. "Okay, okay." Squeamishly , I reached in and grabbed the foot when it next appeared, giving it a gentle tug. It disappeared. I tried several more times with the same results. "Should I call 911," my eldest daughter wanted to know. "Maybe they could talk us through the trauma." (You see a pattern here with the females in my house?) "Let's get Ernie to the vet," I said grimly. We drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in his lap. "Breathe, Ernie, breathe," he urged. "I don't think lizards do Lamaze," his mother noted to him. (Women can be so cruel to their own young. I mean what she does to me is one thing, but this boy is of her womb, for God's sake.) The Vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the little animal through a magnifying glass. "What do you think, Doc, a C-section?" I suggested scientifically. "Oh, very interesting," he mu rmured. "Mr. and Mrs. Cameron, may I speak to you privately for a moment?" I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside. "Is Ernie going to be okay?" my wife asked. "Oh, perfectly," the Vet assured us. "This lizard is not in labor. In fact, that isn't EVER going to happen... Ernie is a boy. You see, Ernie is a young male. And occasionally, as they come into maturity, like most male species, they um....um....masturbate. Just the way he did, lying on his back." He blushed, glancing at my wife. "Well, you know what I'm saying, Mr. Cameron." We were silent, absorbing this. "So Ernie's just...just... excited," my wife offered. "Exactly," the vet replied, relieved that we understood. More silence. Then my viscous, cruel wife started to giggle. And giggle. And then even laugh loudly. "What's so funny?" I demanded, knowing, but not believing that the woman I married would commit the upcoming affront to my flawless manliness. Tears were now running down her face. Laughing "It's just...that...I'm picturing you pulling on its... its...teeny little..." she gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more. "That's enough," I warned. We thanked the Vet and hurriedly bundled the lizards and our son back into the car. He was glad everything was going to be okay. "I know Ernie's really thankful for what you've done, Dad," he told me. "Oh, you have NO idea," Closed mouth, my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter. 2 - Lizards - $140... 1 - Cage - $50... Trip to the Vet - $30... Memory of your husband pulling on a lizard's winkie.....Priceless!!! Moral of the story - finish biology class - lizards lay eggs. [/hide]

Shoot him first then Hang him? or vice versa?

Yes, it eats up your bandwidth. Approximately the file size for each time is gets downloaded. That is how bandwidth works.And as for the type of "Broadcasting" file, please be reminded that the Copyright needs to be dealt with. Basically, if you are not the Copyright Holder, you would need permission from the Copyright Holder, in advance of making it available on the Xisto Server, or risk account termination, should the file violate any Copyright issue.

That "here" link takes me to a registration page for a free hosting service. Check the link, please [hr=noshade] No, I don't see what he means. [/hr]

About my favourite thing was to let the family pet (a dog) take me for a walk on Saturday mornings. We went everywhere. To the Lake, to the Parks, around by the warehouses, over to an Aunt's house. I wish that dog could read a map, because once or twice she took me places I never should have gone to. Like the Docks where the Lake Freighters tied-up. She sure got us in trouble on that trip. :blink:Mostly she stayed around the neighbourhood, though, and took me to all my favourite spots that I couldn't go to during the week. She seemed to enjoy walking through neighbourhood yards a lot, because we were always getting yelled at for 'cutting through' someone's yard. Mostly these yards had Apple trees, too. Maybe my dog was a vegetarian dog. I'm not sure...

InVision (or IPB) must be purchased. It is not a provided script.

here you go ... http://forums.xisto.com/index.php?actE=01&HID=18

Not that I am disagreeing with the material you have quoted, but curious about what the Q'uar'an has to say about the same issue. Could someone quote an appropriate passage from it, please. Comparison might be interesting. *EDIT* Never mind. I found it. Seems they positions are not that far apart. Islamic Law specifies the requirement of a "Court Imposed" Death Sentence. No mention of Law Cours in Leviticus. Unless I need to read it again. Here is piece from a site I found. Reference Source to follow. Bolding for emphasis added by me. Source: http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/

me too, me too.Hope it is going well. I hope everyone is voting to include ALL Categories so Pleno burns up all his credits

Patience, please. They are playing with working on stuff at the Server as we speak type. Should be fixed pretty quickly.

As announced earlier via the shoutbox, the Server Techs, Opaque and Buffalohelp are currently working on this problem.Any Posts beyond this point will be considered as SPAM and deleted.

Okay, this is getting out of hand.People coming to a Free Hosting site that offers php, cpanel and as much Hosting as you can possibly imagine for Free and they want to find another service.Seriously. Closed Topic.

Just my way of saying how highly I regarded the way you got your name. That is "too cool". It takes a special individual to respond the way you did. And that is the "too cool" part I was referring to. After reading the story, there is not even the smallest chance that I would refer to you as anything but coolduck123456.

So I would discuss this with your ISP.

And a virus scan during a Safe Mode Startup might find something, too.

Had a question asked in the Shoutbox about Member Ranks and the Readme points to 2 seperate postings. One by : Nilsc and one by : BuffaloHELP . In order to clarify and have the information close at hand, allow me to consolidate these two posts into a single posting, here, in this Topic. Note that at 500 posts - Privileged Members may alter the text of their Ranking Labels, so the Label may not be displayed exactly as listed here. Hope this helps you figure stuff out.

[color=purple]Hey, how about adding more color options for the text in the shout box. I would like to see purple added.[/color]As per the bbcode example page, for now, use this code. Also, you are able to use hex colour codes, too. [color=#ffcc33]Hey, how about adding more color options for the text in the shout box. I would like to see purple added.[/color]Cut and paste those code snippets into the shoutbox and the colour of your text will change according to the named colour code or the hex code used. For reference: here are a few hex codes: Red : color=#ff0000 Green : color=#00ff00 Blue : color=#0000ff Hope this helps. Any questions, please PM me. Thanks.

Welcome to the Xisto. Life is a little less serious on the dark side over here at these Forums, but we have fun in spite of our situation.Glad to meet you. Have a look around and pop a PM if you need to. Not many rule changes from the Xisto Forums, so you should be good to go.

This IS an HTML version. No php required for this to work.

The more you study something, the more you know about less and less; until eventually, you know absolutley everything there is to know about nothing.Forget where I first heard this, but there be some truth in it.

After you explode the string, before you add the bold tags, make the array contain only unique entries. I think the function is called array_unique(). Look on the php.net site for confirmation of the function and the details.

Top right of every Forum page is a 'Xisto Network' link. Click there and select 'Computinhost Domains' under $10.00 US Dollars per year. Dot info is cheaper still. Yes you can purchase the Domain Name only and use it for your Xisto Hosting accountOr move it around to where you are Hosted at. Only if that is where your Domain is Hosted. The Registration information for the Domain, and its Hosted location, gets dispersed across the web through a 'propagation' process which will take a day or two. Then the information is not tied to any specific server. If your Hosting service goes down, then the site is inaccessible, but that is not typical of most services. Generally, Hosting services maintain a pretty good up-time.

Works now with different IP mappings. D'uh!

Who referee's??? The Janitor???