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  1. DodgyPhil

    I turned 18!!!111 also hey

    1. NNNOOOOOO

      NNNOOOOOO

      *high fives you* Now go do 18 year old stuff.

    2. Baniboy

      Baniboy

      Happy b'day! ok so I'm a little late but haven't been here for a long time.

  2. DodgyPhil

    Yeah, it turns out being in British Sixth Form actually requires me to do quite a lot of work, which is why I've basically been non-existent for almost half a year round here.. :<

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    2. deadmad7

      deadmad7

      Is the "British Sixth Form" some kinda army thing?

    3. anwiii

      anwiii

      haha i had to google it. it sounded like school or military to me. anyway, it's not an army thing...

    4. DodgyPhil

      DodgyPhil

      I wish. Rather than teach me how to kill enemies of the state they just teach me about people who're already dead (I do History). Meh.

  3. DodgyPhil

    You're 17 too! Nice. Seriously though: work out, party and get girls- both of us have under a year until we turn 18.. I'd recommend reading "The Picture of Dorian Gray" by Oscar Wilde to motivate you into capturing your youth. ;)

  4. DodgyPhil

    I'm back. Just sayin'. ;)

    1. Baniboy

      Baniboy

      *plays 'back in business' in the backround*

    2. web_designer

      web_designer

      welcome back... :) nice to see you around again... :)

    3. anwiii

      anwiii

      you're not coming back to anything special :)

  5. DodgyPhil

    Someone hacked my hosting account and has been sending spam emails. Consequently, my account has been suspended. I got the message "Please switch your account to VPS to activate your account." Can someone explain what this means because I don't really want to submit a support ticket..

    1. mahesh2k

      mahesh2k

      they are asking you for upgrade to higher level hosting account. weird.

  6. DodgyPhil

    I'm 17 years old today! Woop woop! Bring out the party poppers!

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    2. NNNOOOOOO

      NNNOOOOOO

      ^ thats why i chose my username

    3. deadmad7

      deadmad7

      haha

    4. chini13

      chini13

      hey belated happy b'day dodgy.sorry i was not here..so could'nt wish u

  7. DodgyPhil

    I'm 17 years old today! Woop woop! Bring out the party poppers!

  8. DodgyPhil

    Thanks! 17 :P

  9. DodgyPhil

    Just bought myself a 105 piece pack of Nicotine Gum. Just put in first piece, and my previous sensation of "OH GOD I WANT A CIG" is gone.

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    2. DodgyPhil

      DodgyPhil

      Actually, NRT (nicotine relief treatment, me thinks) is common practice in England.

    3. Baniboy

      Baniboy

      It's nicotine replacement therapy, and, it doesn't help you get rid of your addiction, there is no nicotine relief. deadmad i don't trust your commercial doctors over there, advertising every drug treatment available, sorry :)

    4. deadmad7

      deadmad7

      :D
  10. DodgyPhil

    6 days until I turn 17 years old!!!!

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    2. Nameless_

      Nameless_

      Happy Early Birthday! In case I don't get to say it to you later. :)

    3. deadmad7

      deadmad7

      >.<

    4. DodgyPhil

      DodgyPhil

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoking_age#United_Kingdom

       

      Anyone notice a contradiction? It's illegal to smoke below the age of 18, but no action is taken unless you're under 16. I love England. ;)

       

      Also, everyone knows smoking makes you cool, ergo: I am cool.

  11. DodgyPhil

    Contemplating whether using the phrase "lexically coterminous" in my English essay will make me look pompous.. I originally heard it being used by Boris Johnson. :)

  12. DodgyPhil

    Just saw India's performance for the Commonwealth Games. Amazing! Really well done! It was so lively, chaotic and human, unlike the Chinese performances at the Beijing Olympics performance..

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    2. chini13

      chini13

      yeah it was awesome..i loved it and im proud of my country :)

    3. livepcportal

      livepcportal

      as an indian.....i m glad tht u like it :D

    4. rob86

      rob86

      Anyone know where to download the full video of it?

  13. DodgyPhil

    Really enjoyed Chris Moyle's on-air meltdown. What a twat. Complains about being the 2nd highest earning radio presenter in Britain when his payments are ONE MONTH late.. He just ranted for 25 minute without playing music.

  14. DodgyPhil

    Got my GCSE exam results: 5A*s, 4As, 1B, 1C and 1D (in a lame short course I did when I was 13 years old).

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    2. web_designer

      web_designer

      seems good scores...good job...

    3. deadmad7

      deadmad7

      o.o

    4. DodgyPhil

      DodgyPhil

      Thanks for the kind words WD and thanks for the shock DM..

  15. DodgyPhil

    Windows XP has crashed, lost over 80GB worth of files that are now unrecoverable.. Getting a Dell Inspiron 560 in a few days, but am still annoyed about my loss.. :(

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    2. Baniboy

      Baniboy

      good, now you'll learn to take backups

    3. DodgyPhil

      DodgyPhil

      @Deadmad, What? You're still persisting with this?

       

      @BaniBoy, I did, unfortunately they were virtual.. I bought a whole load of DVDs to put the backups on but they didn't work with my PC (-RW). :(

    4. anwiii

      anwiii

      oh no! :( :( :(

  16. DodgyPhil

    News everyone can enjoy, I made this: http://www.youtube.com/GLXdance

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    2. NNNOOOOOO

      NNNOOOOOO

      Thank you.

    3. anwiii

      anwiii

      ahhhhhh phily has a new friend! :) hope life is staying good!

    4. deadmad7

      deadmad7

      wow... you are on MOST SUBSCRIBED #99 OF THIS WEEK congrats.... wait, NVM its United Kingdom hahahaha

  17. DodgyPhil

    Just back from holiday to Shropshire (apparently the 'heart' of England, it was.. alright) so I haven't had access to the internet for a week.. :(

    1. web_designer

      web_designer

      welcome back phil...

    2. anwiii

      anwiii

      i still don't see you :)

  18. DodgyPhil

    I demand that every man, woman and child who frequents Knowledge Sutra check out my thread in the Music section!

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    2. web_designer

      web_designer

      i will phil...

    3. chini13

      chini13

      yes

    4. deadmad7

      deadmad7

      no thank you :)

  19. DodgyPhil

    is going to stay sober tonight.

    1. anwiii

      anwiii

      not me!

    2. DodgyPhil

      DodgyPhil

      I'm assuming you're talking about alcohol? :)

       

      Naaw.. I really shouldn't be smoking too often. A night of industrial strength spliffing will turn you into a spaced out hippy for the rest of your life..

  20. DodgyPhil

    Greatest scene in movie history: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvAaMye6Af0

  21. DodgyPhil

    For the first time in my KS life, I am on the 'Today's Top Posters' block with 2 posts! CELEBRATION!!

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    2. chini13

      chini13

      wow im proud of dodgyphil :)

    3. DodgyPhil

      DodgyPhil

      I'm proud of myself, even if DeadMad took the opportunity to rub Shahrukh's achievement in my face.. :(

    4. chini13

      chini13

      whatever but atleast u did somthing for the first time..now u can repeat the history

  22. DodgyPhil

    Why is your user name 'Deadmad7' if your real name is Ezekiel? :o

    It's 'DodgyPhil' because he was my favourite character from the radio comedy 'World of Pub'..

    "..It'd be easier to do that if it weren't for Dodgy Phil, their extremely sharp cockney geezer mate, who's forever coming up with frankly idiotic schemes to make the plac...

  23. DodgyPhil

    Never hesitate to put a fool on his back rat-tat-tat-tat tat ta tat like that, and i.. Never hesitate to put a fool on his back rat-tat-tat-tat tat ta tat like that, and i.. Creepin and peepin' and i can get with these the chronic, slangin' fat keys from my block and it don't stop! (Everyone seems to be posting lyrics)

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    2. DodgyPhil

      DodgyPhil

      "Dr.Dre - Rat Tat Tat Tat"

       

      My favourite part of the song is when they use the N-word (once every 2 seconds).

    3. anwiii

      anwiii

      i was listening to dre when he was rapping in n.w.a. before you were born haha. brings back memories. that was in the 80's. i wasn't really in to that much rap but i liked the gangster rap style of nwa and i also liked eazy-e. rap started getting popular in the early 80's. i thought it was just a fad back then and it's been interesting how rap has changed over the years and what an influence it has had.

    4. DodgyPhil

      DodgyPhil

      Ha, I was really into early 90s American rap when I was about 12.. Around the same time I first started playing GTA: San Andreas. I tried the whole walking around with your trousers around your knees and limping around like a pimp until someone called me a twat.. I pray for them daily. :D

  24. DodgyPhil

    Sorry if I've acted strangely for the last few hours, I explained earlier, but my post seems to have been deleted..

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    2. DodgyPhil

      DodgyPhil

      ..Skip forward, he tells me he knows where I live, and that he's going to stab me. I call his GF who tells me to reason with him, and I do..

    3. DodgyPhil

      DodgyPhil

      I'm neither brave, nor strong, so the whole experience left me shaking. It also left me with a 'f*** it' mentality that kept telling me to offend people and not to take 's***' from anyone. Anyway, I just got a PM from Anwiii, a member I truly respect, so this is my penance.

    4. DodgyPhil

      DodgyPhil

      For expressing myself with an overly expansive vocabulary on the Chatroom. Even if it was hilarious at the time- I now realize it could have been misconstrued.

  25. DodgyPhil

    GODK come back! I feel we had something special.. ;)

    1. ghost of delete key

      ghost of delete key

      HAHA...

      It took a dozen years, but I'm back :^)

       

      I discovered I had a login today completely by way of a Google accident.

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