Albus Dumbledore

Lol i remember really screwing up while heating up a burrito in the toaster oven.but the burrito was wrapped in a paper towel, i forgot why i did it, but i put it in there set it on high and sat back for a couple minutes reading a book. i look back and the toaster is on fire. i had to pick up the toaster oven and throw it out the door because we didn't have a fire extinguisher in the kitchen >_<it's either that, or when i left eggs in the kitchen boiling and forgot about them and got reminded of them by the stench of rotton eggs. all of the water had evaporated and the eggs sat there in the pot heating up.. man it STUNK LIKE MAD and the house did too, i swear for a couple days. ewwwwww!

if you are using a wireless router i suggest that you unplug it for like 5 minutes and let it cool down i dont know why, but i get the same problem sometimes on certain sites i visit allot and it gets blocked or something so i unplug the router and then it works for me

Ok,so my school will be changing their name this year, and i was wondering if i would have to add a second entry for my education section for the new school name. lol i dont think so, but i just want to check.

phew, i'm glad that it was split in two because i was looking at the 18th step and i'm like this is freaking hidious, the worst he's done yet! but then i read on and saw the rest of it. and i must say, it turned out pretty darn good.although i do think that it looks a little bit too much like the origional image (step 1) but good job

i too agree with 4/5 of the people on this forum who say that microsoft is scooping down to a new low.Microsoft is just mad because they are not making all of the money that they used to because there are better programs out there than their own and they know that people are switching to them because their products suck.I saw someone say on here that the reason microsoft's software is so insecure because of all of the features that it offers and so they focused so much on the features and not enough on security. i do not see microsoft products having allot of features. i mean look at IE vs FF, you can add all the features and skins you want to FF where as IE you're stuck with boring old skin with practically no features.Basic point is, Microsoft is trying to get temselves out of a hole they cant, first this, then accusing linux of stealing microsofts patents. If they want to start talking about peoples patents lets talk about the stuff that microsoft stole from Mac.

ok, so the other day me and my dad started talking about me driving (have been for two years now) and we got on the topic of, why am i waiting to take drivers training when i have already taken drivers education. And i explained to him, possibly because i have absolutely no experiance driving at all. and he said it's a lie, I've taken you out to drive many times (2 times in actuality) you should know how to drive by now!so naturally i have to come back and tell him that it was two times, in a parking lot and for maybe 30min-an hour. then he said that he shouldn't have to teach me how to drive, that is what the drivers training classes are for. and he also said he wasn't going to teach me how to drive any more until i get my permit. well at this point i'm like OMG i need to have a basic knowledge of how to drive on the road before i take the drivers training classes unless you want me to fork out 600 bucks for two courses instead of one course just because you refuse to teach me how to drive.i called the drivers training school just a minute ago and they said that i do now have to have any experiance at all, but it is highly advised so you don't have to pay for two classes because that is what most have to do when they come in with no experiance.so I'm like joyful, my dad has to be the odd-ball and not teach me how to drive like most every parent in the history of the world has done for their kids. i dont know if he is just being lazy, or an *bottom* about it

I totally have to agree with you!I'm in high school and at our high schools we have blood drives and everyone ages 16+ have the chance to donate and i donate every blood drive. I ask some people, why don't you donate blood, and i get many excuses. One of which is because they are religious and don't think they should give up something that 'god' gave to them. meh. :)i also get excuses like, i just don't want to. or 'i think the govt does tests on the blood they shouldn't be doing, so i don't donate my blood.'in California, on the back of drivers license applications there is a box that people have the option to check to sign up for the organ donor registry and i personally think that everyone should check it. because you can have the opportunity to save someones life, or when they call you up to ask you about it you can reject them.I donate blood through a program called blood source, and they also accept other donations like bone marrow etc... and once i turn the age to donate things other than blood i defiantly plan to do that, and i think everyone should but unfortunately other people don't. and it's kinda really really sad.

lol, this is pretty funny it's got bad words, so it's covered Hidden umm maybe it's not covered because th hide thingy isn't working, OH WELL

I agree that most homosexual couples would get a child just for the heck of it, but because they really want a child.I also think that the world is better with a population of homosexuals because the world is greatly populated, in my opinion a bit way too much, and the homosexual population is sort of helping in a way to keep population low since they cannot produce children, or more people to populate this over populated world.I don't know what you are talking about when you talk about the Simpson's because i don't watch it. :|

Funny how that is heh? The male sex organs are the female organs turned upside down. Think of the ovaries as the testies and the if you know you're anatomy, it all makes sense from there XD that is my point exactly that is what i said, but people still like to bring up the thought of parents encouraging and wanting the kid that they raise to be homosexual like the parents are.. which like you said, depends on society, not necessarily how much the parents influence the kid(s)

They may be the top, bu most of them are not the best.1. Kaspersky Antivirius 6My school uses this and the computers always get viruses screwing up the computers big time.2. Norton Antivirius 2007I used to use this, but i always got viruses and Norton could never remove it without making me go to their website and download a special patch just for that virus.7. Grisoft AVG 7.5 Antivirius Professional EditionI use this, and have for 4 year now. I have not gotten a single virus, and when i did AVG was able to detect t and remove it within a second of downloading it.Out of all of these Anti-Viruses i would advice people to use AVG 7.5 Professional Addition

-cough-google's service is better-cough- https://www.google.com/work/apps/business/ much much much much better than AOL's. But thanks for telling us

i went through and looked at it, and it looks way to confusing for me...do you have a more noobish one? one that just acts as the script for sending it and i can make my own form to use instead of having it in the file.if anyone else has any suggestions as to a new contact form i can use, please send it to me.

Just a couple minutes ago i got an e-mail from a web developer in San Diego and apparently he received a large amount of spam e-mail from my websites contact forum because spammers found something called a BCC Exploit in my programing and are using my script to re-direct mail messages through my server to peoples e-mails.now i have no idea what this means, but i suppose i need to stop it. How so? Can you suggest a more secure contact form script?

more like microsoft needs to realize that their products suck and to give up trying to make money even off of other company's. My this purchase of 6 billion dollars lead them into bankruptcy!

Well as for the images missing, it is probably because you forgot the " after diablo.html. and as for your webpage, i hope this is just a test because there are quite a few errors with the site. just to help you along if it is not a test page; Missing Opening and ending <head> tag Missing Doctype (http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/) New Standard HTML doesn't allow anything to be included into the <body> tag, so BGCOLOR would need to be put into CSS Instead of doing <td <a href= i might suggest that you just to this <td><a href="link.html"><img src="img"></a></td> Instead of having two tables, have it combined as one table and put the colspan="number of columns to span" into the top row's <td> All <td> tags need to be closed with a </td> tag. Like i said, i hope this is just a test. because i think the page would be much more HTML Friendly and up to web standards.

welp, there's three more movies i will never see and will be sure to tell everyone not to see because number three was just straight up stupid so I'm sure the rest were.Dont see why they bother with all of the bad reviews they have gotten. Probably going to loose money on these rather than make money.

I don't see why people blame the whole corporation for just one of the brances mistakes.it is not the Taco Bell Corporations fault that your local taco bell, employed by your local people screwed up and ended up with a cockroach in your food.So instead of saying beware of taco bell, you should be saying beware of the taco bell in ____________ (instert state and city there)

Ok so the other day i got really pissed off at this Mexican who is in my class because he was complaining about how the govt here sucks and blah blah blah blah...... so i said out-loud 'Then go back to where you came from!'so him and his little Mexican friends turn my way and one of them said "We are where we came from, right before you took it away from us!"at this point im furious because obviously these people are ignorant as hell.First off, California might have originally belonged to the Mexicans, but it is not our fault they decided to get into a war with us and lost it because they weren't strategically smart enough to win the war, so we won that land fair and freaking square in a war.Then they start saying, well you should still give it to us, all of the land from California to the Mississippi River.This makes me laugh because for some reason they think that didn't belong to them in the first place. If i remember correctly, we bought land west of the Mississippi river from the British through the means of the Louisiana purchase. So we BOUGHT this land, therefor it is rightfully ours.and if they want to start taking land away from people they shouldn't have taken land away from, then lets talk about how they destroyed some of the greatest races in the world. the Incas and the Myans. The Incans and the Myans lived in places in mexico long before the now called 'mexicans' live there and the now called 'mexicans' invaded their homes and killed all who wouldn't stand down. destroying these races.now whose taking land from who?totaly freakin pisses me off how mexicans think they are all innocent and deserve what they think is rightfully theirs back when they cant give what isn't rightfully theirs back to who they stole it from

since faylestarr didn't post the format thingy, i willl I vote for Mich, i think the colors she used are awsome! and well blended so it's

hey! would ya look at that! amazing!yet another one of IE's flaws!!!!loltrue, you're a miracle worker you are! thanks again

Ok, so i have this layout http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ and i opened up photoshop to get the Hex code to what the background of the content area should be so i could make the background of the whole page that color so they would match. Make sense? well i got #6B4929 Which Looks like this in firefox: and when i go into IE and look @ it like this: it looks different, i copy the logo and put it in photoshop and pull up the background color and i get this: #633c21 Which looks like this in Firefox: but this in IE: any idea what i can do to fix this?

So i was bored, and i found this template on some site and decided to attempt and code it.... I've gotten pretty darn far lol I've gotten soo far that it looks perfect in Firefox for me but then i go to look at it in internet explore and I'm blinded and i don't know how to fix it. http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ give it a look in firefox, then in internet explore and any advice is welcome!!!!

Ridwan sameer: Albus Dumbledore: Please use this to cast your vote: Just change the number from the previous person who voted. and give a reason why you like one more than the other. If you dont give a reason your vote wont be counted. First person to get 4 out of 7 votes.

lol yeah of course i am it was a joke.usually in battles like these they make a new topic specifically for voting.