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Nickburzo

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  1. ok i setup my site so i can sell stuff i use oscommerce and i installed a template now when i installed the template i had to change sum permissions but after i installed there was a warning at the top of the screen that said i can write to config file so i fixed the permissions and the warning went away but when i go to my site if i type mysite.com/admin/ it just lets u access it without logging in can sumone please assist me.
  2. dying must be great not having to deal with this stupid world
  3. ok i installed oscommerce on my hosting and i got a template that im trying to isntall on it but when i go to the install folder it says Server Requirement Error: register_globals is disabled in your PHP configuration. This can be enabled in your php.ini configuration file or in the .htaccess file in your catalog directory. and register_globals is enabled in .htaaccess i cannot find php.ini sumone PLZZZ help me!!!
  4. FAP FAP FAP yea its heres my motto "Its always great to masturbate" yea just dont hurt urself or do it near any faulty wiring as to electricute ur self with skeet. and for the moderator who says look to god ur a freakin weirdo i mean that respectfully god isnt gunna keep u from masturbating i guarantee thats one of the only times god ignores u.
  5. ok i just got hosting from Xisto - Web Hosting and i want to transfer a domain i changed the nameservers it doesnt point to the new hosting is there anything else i should be doing or do i have to wait?
  6. LOL my principal hates me cause i said sum mad bad things about her and now she conspires against me im not just saying that like a normal kid thinks everone is out to get them yea i have written and taped proof that she tells the teachers to fail me its quite funny cause i pass anyway w00t! lol like whenever a teacher tells us to write an essay my 5 page essays always seem to go missing and i hear her walk in and tell the teachers to misplace it but thankfully the sneaky bastard i am make like 5 copys muhhahahahaha its getting really annoying tho like thats mad immature i was gunna switch skools but im like quarter into my senior year so ill just deal.
  7. DUDE I MUTHER FUDGING HATE THAT SOO MUCH GOD FREGIN DAMMMT especially at skool they walk in a frigin row so u cant go around and they walk soo slow like they got all day mean while i have 4 minutes to walk across the skool to my next class or like sumones walking then they just stop like theres not a million people walking behind them like they stop then they whole line of people sigh and are like wtf mate!
  8. you wanna impress whip out ur huge dong that will work and LMFAO i definitely agree about the hygiene oh don't like chew gum or mints or anything cause then shell think Ur hiding gingivitis.
  9. duh ofcourse dragons existed they still do thats why we have knights in shining armor lol nah but comodo dragon is a huge lizard and thats a dragon its pretty cool too i seen them they scary i sure wouldnt want to be in a one on one fight with one of them creatures as for breathing fire yeaa i dont think soo.
  10. Yea about the body farm where watching a documentary about the one in Tennessee in class.As for it being the last thing the brain is one of the first organs to decompose but it is the last thing to purge since stomach lung and other organ purges happen minutes after the body is dead.The brain is really more soft then i think alot of people think it is or at least i did until we dissected a pig and it took me the whole class to remove the brain without mashing it into mud even preserved it was still extremely soft i find that absolutely amazing.
  11. Yea injections make me randy LOL! nah i really dont care about injections but bloodtest Omfg i rather die just the fact there syphoning ur blood out of ur body now u have less and its even more messed up that u can see it! i dont know about the rest of you but whenever i had to take blood tests i feel empty like they took to much blood out and im gunna die.lol i no its probably is just in my head but it really messes me up.
  12. Dont use paypal they rip you off every chance they can get its been soo bad as to the point were they froze my account to collect the interest on it they currently are in like 30 lawsuits and only stupid people still use it or.. people like me who dont really have a choice i need to use it or i don't make money if you really wanna see whut paypal is all about go to paypalsucks.com
  13. call of duty 4 i think is the best plane games are awesome but the campaign of call of duty 4 is sooo good and its soo realistic i think the online play is a little pointless and boring but alot of people like it their are also counter terrorist extra missions on planes and and stuff the best part is like being in Chernobyl it is almost exactly what Chernobyl really looks like i seen pictures.also there's alot of choices you can make like whether or not to let a guy live or to shoot him its pretty awesome.but to recommend a game i have to say warcraft3 its really outdated but its a great game iv been playing none stop since it was made in 2002 its more of a strategy game so let me recommend ace combat 6 its a plane game its really good and i love to play it and you can play online its for Xbox i don't know if it comes for any other console but if he likes realistic planes and stuff this would be it.
  14. Yea ads are gunna get you the most money in a non profit site you can use google or adbrite there whut i use its pretty good and gets you mucho money senor.
  15. Yo so i was in forensics class i found out the most interesting thing ever about when a person dies. you wanna here *crowd goes wild* OK here it goes when u die say its a murder say after the person dies the body isnt buried when you decompose your body purges meaning it releases any fluids left in the body and one of the last things to purge is your brain decomposes and turns to liquid and runs out your nose and ears.this might sound sick and gross but i think its pretty interesting how your body reacts even after its dead.oh btw creamy purge is the term im not sick i didnt make that up.
  16. This site is awsome a while ago i wanted to build a website i could design stuff but i couldnt put it together lol i was horrible at coding but i went to that site and i got pretty good i really havent found a site that teaches you how to learn html better then that like i even tried getting a school class for it but nothing worked.anyway why would there bandwidth be exceeded.... like that many people go to there site?
  17. Dogs pwn then my second favorite is pigs cause i got one mine is fat and half dead since its like 18 years old but there cool. oh and my favorite kind of dog is dachshunds cause there the cutest dogs ever made there playfull and like to have there belly scratched alot! i love mine its the best doggy eva
  18. That really pisses me off vista blows sweaty man testicles really its the worst thing Microsoft ever made now there gonna stop making the best OS in the world and replace it with a stupid over complicated frozen horrible OS.expect the world to end in like a year cause of this. Notice from BuffaloHELP: I can understand your frustration but please follow our forum rules and adhere to language content moderation.
  19. i had a job lol i was making good money too.... for my age(17) but then the summer ended and they closed so now im jobless iv been looking really hard but everywere i look u need to be 18 and i could really use some cash right now so maybe i could pay for sum hosting but this is fun forums are cool. whoever said nothings free =D
  20. OMFG I FRugin lOVe u man disturbed pwns soo hard they are my favorite band i was trying to find the music section so i can post a disturbed topic but i guess im not alone.did you go to the mayhem festival it was awsome they played live it was the best night of my life.i really dont like the album the sickness that much its alright but ten thousand fists is got to be my favorite album i got like all thier albums on my ipod OMFG!!!!!! DISTURBED MESSAGE BOrED U R MY NEW BFFL!! *dies*
  21. I read an article saying if you dont watch porn enough become lonley and more likely to stay a virgin and be nonsocial and if you watch to much you think its normal for people to be talking and then just bust out having sex and thats how you become a rapist i dont totally believe that but it makes sense i guess. and LOL at the dude that first dude that respo0nded and other things that go along with it HAHAH.i say dude its fine just dont do the weirdo bondage stuff or feet.feet porn is really disgusting.
  22. My two favorite cars are any year corvette except the 60's they blow and Maserati they r muy sexy cars idk why i like Maseratis they just look nice i guess but corvettes there soo sleek and curvy like a fine woman and when fixed up can out run alot of other high end stock cars.
  23. yo i might just be lazy and didnt find it but is there a music section to this place if not the admins should make one .
  24. lol joomla is like site building for retards its mad good tho to bad im sooo stupid i dont no how to edit anything LOLanyway i agree its easier and cheaper so i guess alot of businesses see it as a smarter alternative to paying someone to code or design a complicated site that is hard to edit and requires tons of ftp uploading and downloading.
  25. ps3 is most certainly not worth anything sony things that they made the best console in the world cause of its great graphics but its online interface blows and its big and bulky not sleek or anything this big black tumor is worthless and you might say whut about the amazing control with the built in thing so when u turn the controler it steers your car or w/e too bad like 98% of ps3 games dont let you use it.Ps. Xbox rapes all consoles and dont by wii japs suck.
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