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hmm forgot i posted this xDanyways, my dad ended up telling me that my graduation party was my bday gift... yeahit was him, a bunch of his friends getting drunk and listening to country music while i ate cake... alone... because i wasnt aloud to invite friends (i hate country btw)also, he said that i could have the computer as part of my gift. as long as i dont move it.or mess with any admin settings.or keep him off it in any way >.<

hello all, im just popping in to ask a few questions about my website/forum. Firstly, i get a fair amount of visitors (i assume) although im not sure. Some stats from my forums: anyways, i was just wondering how fast a community should be growing ( i have 40 members currently ) also, i was curious as to how to keep track of some more stats (such as how many hits per day, hits total) on my website itself. i know its possible through php, but im not really sure how to do it. any help would be greatly appreciated thanks

:DThats a pretty interesting read, ive always sorta had a hidden interest in how nuclear reactions worked, never learned much about em in school, and well honestly, im just sorta too lazy to research that kinda stuff without any motivation, so thanks for the info xDhafta find out where to get this Uranium 235 (JK, really)

hey, i really appreciate this xD i was looking for something that i could tear apart with examples of how ot use mysql and php together. im really glad for this, because mysql looks like about the beswt way to store anything xD anyways, thanks and hope your skills take you far!

Hi, i was just wondering if it was possible to run a php irc bot off of the Xisto.com servers. Currently, im getting this error: anyways, was just wondering if it was omething with the server, or something with my scripts, thanks xD

yeah i kinda know hhow that goes, my uncle used to work for a few different security agencies, and he would crack the security systems of their clients, and find the loopholes that there were in them, then fix whatever the problem was. hes really helped me alot with computers xD

i love to cook! ive taken numerouscooking classes, and plan ot go to college and become a pastry chef. if any of you are from the usa, or have food network, my favorite cooking show is good eats with alton brown, i swear that guy is awesome. anyways, i hafta cook my own food in order to eat it, my parents arent really around, so im pretty glad about my ablility to cook xD

ok, so im officially pissed offmy birthday was 2 days ago (august 17th) and i turned 18.i really wasnt expecting much (if anything) for my birthday from my family, however the way things played out has really pissed me offfirstly, ive gotten more from my gf's family then from my parents, and my parents are much better off (financially) than her familymy dad got me a GATORADE and a bag of M&M's when he knows very well that im trying to eat healthy.my dad just won $10K usd in a poker tournament.my 2 step sisters got (each) about $200 usd in clothes, plus new shoes to go back to school. which they bought on my birthday.ugh this *BLEEP* pisses me off -.-

i was reading a post not long ago about a banner exchange program that was going to be here under Xisto, just for hosted members... well it got mea real excited, and id love to participate, if only i could figure out where.. <_<does anyone have any information regarding the banner exchange program? thanks!

hello, and welcome to Xisto... i rememer when i was but a new user here on the site, believe me the community is awesome here, and so is the service!! and hey, if youre going for the hosting, get the 30 credits and go for the top hosting package right off the bat, believe me, its worth it xD

well, some of the scripts ive wrote, although alot are from friends/ supplied with SMF forums (if the forum scripts are what you were talking about)also, the CSS/javascript for the template is also from a friend of mine

ok, now thats fine and all, i got that stuff, thanks xD

would anyone be able to help me out with this? im looking at the page, and i cant find where to sign up or add my own banner :S i hope this is still running, it would be awesome!

just out of curiousity, how exactly are you keeping track of the impressions? and by impressions i assume you mean clicks correct?

thanks for the comments on the site everyone <_<also, i guess it mustve been something with the server, because i was having massive problems with 404 errors and it was just taking a long time to load overall, and a few other ppl had the same problem. all i can say is, im glad whatever the problem was has been resolved

i shoot some paint as well, if you dont mind me asking, what do you shoot? i have 2 modified tippman 98's ( i took em apart and rebuilt, get about 22 rps, fireing at about 350 fps) 2 bad im poor, we could have a Xisto paintball tournament... i could see it now! hehe

hey, i was just wondering if there was any reason why my site has been loading really slow (just starting today) i cannot think of anything that would cause my site to load at such a slow speed, there are hardly any graphics :S anyways, my site is (http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/) and if anyone has any reasons, please let me know... ps- this loads slowly for others, and even when i connect using sockets from mIRC it still reads very slowly

i dunno, thats why i came here and asked :S was really hoping someone could tell me something :S

i think the layout is pretty nice, although it did seem to take a pretty long time to load :S

hey, i was looking through the most recent issue of popular science, and they had a pretty good article in there about a game called second life. i was kinda looking into playing it (it sounds pretty cool) but found out you need a credit card/paypal/SMS to validate your identity or something, and none of those are something i really have easy access to. anyways, i was just wondering, has anyone played this game at all? if so how would you rank it and have you actually made any cash off of it?

as a parent and a teeenager i can both agree with and disagree with what youre saying... we deal with it all the time, so to us, its really not that big of a deal... if you dont like it, thats your problem and you can leave if its that upsetting to you, however i also understand that (especially in movies) parents shouldnt bring their babies along, its not like they really have the opportunity to watch the movie, and the kid doesnt understand at such a young age-man i hope that made sense-

hey, thats mighty nifty there... ive seen something like that before, but since i dont really use msn that much, i dont really use it... ive really been interested in com objects, just to sorta see what can be done with them...maybe sometime you could show me the ropesits pretty cool seeing someone on here that uses mirc, what server/channel u usually on? and ur nick?

actually, ive gotten it all to work now... <?phpif(!$_GET['n']) {$num = rand(1,400);$open = fopen("http://stirk.simplemedicalsupply.com/bash.php?q=".$num, "r");$lines = file("http://stirk.simplemedicalsupply.com/bash.php?q=".$num);foreach ($lines as $line_num => $line) {echo $line;}} else {if ($_GET['n']) {$open = fopen("http://stirk.simplemedicalsupply.com/bash.php?q=".$_GET['n'], "r");$lines = file("http://stirk.simplemedicalsupply.com/bash.php?q=".$_GET['n']);foreach ($lines as $line_num => $line) {echo $line;}} }?> If youd like to see what it does, go to http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ for a random quote from bash.org, or http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/?n=X where x is a number to view a specific numbered quote

this is what i have so far, i was just wondering if anyone could help me with a problem im having... i really dont know how to say if a variable doesnt exist, because i want it to either a) choose a random quote or choose quote X where X is $get_['n'] could anyone help me please? this is what i have so far :S <?php$num = $GET_['n'];if ($num == NULL) {$num = rand(1,400);$open = fopen("http://stirk.simplemedicalsupply.com/bash.php?q=".$num, "r");$lines = file("http://stirk.simplemedicalsupply.com/bash.php?q=".$num);foreach ($lines as $line_num => $line) {echo $line;}} else {$open = fopen("http://stirk.simplemedicalsupply.com/bash.php?q=".$num, "r");$lines = file("http://stirk.simplemedicalsupply.com/bash.php?q=".$num);foreach ($lines as $line_num => $line) {echo $line;}} ?>

yeah, i hafta agree, people are pretty stupid when it comes to scams and such on the computer :S my grandma got scammed for a christmas ham ( no joke ) because she though a homeless family really needed it. for real, what homeless family has a computer?anyways, im pretty sure u should put that in [-quote-] tags (without the -'s)