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I just came back from watching "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" for the third time, and I gots ta tell ya, that Dan Radcliffe is one hot piece of tukkas. While I was busy fantasizing about Dan, my musings were cut short when a girl of about 3 started crying quite loudly. Why? Because apparenly, it was "scary" when Mad-Eye Moody was morphing back into Barty Crouch Jr. It was a full five minutes before her cow of a mother shoved popcorn down the girl's throat to shut her up. Earlier in the movie, this same demon-chiNow, the premise of this post is to complain about how parents take their children to a PG-13 movie and expect it to be all flowers and puppy dogs. They just end up covering their childrens' eyes or silencing their cries half the time. Therefore, it is not only a waste of time and money on the parents' part, but it also makes for an unpleasant movie experience for everyone else. To the pissed of soccer mom reading this post:It's rated PG-13 for a reason, hun.~Michelle~

Hey, you were born in Russia? So was I (well, Belarussia, to be exact). You seem pretty awesome tastic. And did you make your signature and avatar yourself? They look pretty nice, better than anything I've ever made. Can you teach me to be that awesome at graphics design? Oh man that would be ginchy. Well see you around the forum! ~michelle

I was browsing through some Dan Radcliffe pictures and I can't help but swooning! Now, I'm not the type of girl that falls for the "flavor of the month" Hollywood guy (i.e. Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, etc.), but Dan is one majorly hot exception. The first time I saw HArry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, I didn't even pay attention to the plot. Why? Because while I was busy staring at Dan, my own girly thoughts clouded my mind and left it inpregnable by the booming sound of the movie. Two and a half hours later when the movie ended, I was furious. So, I what any girl would do: I hid among the seats and waited for the next movie to start. Hehehehehehehe. And thats not the first time. Did it at the Prisoner of Azkaban, too. Anyone else love Dan as much as I do? I'd like to see that. Hehehe.~Michelle

In this post, I would just like to say how thankful I am that I found Xisto. I can't believe that can get all of these amazing features all for free! And even though forum posting is the only "catch", I believe this forum is actually a privilege. We get to talk about all sorts of subjects and make new online friends, so Xisto should be more like Dream17. Sorry, but I just had to express my appreciation for Xisto and this fabulous hosting system!!!!!!!!!~Michelle~

In my humble opinion, I believe Resident Evil 4 is the best game for any gaming system (even though its only available on Xbox and Gamecube as far as I know). There is just something about the combination of blood, gore, zombies with chainsaws, a President's daughter getting kidnapped, and invisible flesh-eating monsters which impale you with steel rods. The plot is surprisingly deep, but it doesn't compare to the Resident Evil Nemesis. Here is the basic plot of every Resident Evil game: Umbrella corporation is an omnipotent company that controls every aspect of raccoon city. They manufacture various household items such as furniture and cleaning solvents. But what the residents of Raccoon city don't know is that Umbrella is conducting top-secret biological research. Umbrella has made the experimental T-virus, which turns any human being into a vicious flesh-eating monster, or zombie. Before they know it, the T-virus has leaked through the whole city and every one is turned into a zombie. The government has decided that the only way to control the spread of this horrible virus is by nuclear annihilation. It is up to you to escape from the city before a certain time, before you are eaten by zombies or blown to bits by a nuclear bomb.This game is worth buying. Have fun!!

I love to cook! Just now for dinner I made tomato-basil marinara sauce with bowtie pasta and grilled chicken (all from scratch, except for the pasta which was just boiled). I think that cooking your own food not only is more nutritious and healthy, but it just makes you feel good, that you can eat something satisfying and delicious that you prepared yourself. Plus, since you made it yourself, you know that there aren't any chemicals or preservatives, which you get in a lot of frozen meals and packaged foods.~Michelle

I can totally relate. No offense to Christians, but I hate bible humpers!! Bible humpers are Christians who all think that their religion is superior to others just because so many people follow christianity. I myself am Jewish, and I just absolutely HATE it when those blonde christian waifs always react like this:Them: So what do you do for Christmas? Me: Well uh i'm Jewish. Them: Oh......you're Jewish. On saturday, some Mormon people went up to my doorstep and asked me if I would like more informatiom about the Church of the Latter Day saints, and I said I was Jewish. They said "oh, i can respect that, but can you include our lord and savior Jesus christ in your prayers?" and of course I said "umm, no like I said, I'm Jewish. And that was me being nice!! I could've been mean and said "you come here on MY doorstep asking ME a JEW to include JESUS in my PRAYERS?!!!!! GET THE HELL OFF MY PROPERTY!!!!!!!!!!!" *no offense to anyone* ~Michelle

I'm kind of new to the forum, and I would just like to list a few of my most commonly used swears (no f or s word) in various contexts and I'd like the moderators to tell me if they are okay to use (please don't warn me, these are just examples!!!):*kick **bottom** (these shoes are so kick **bottom**!)*damn (he damn well better call me back after our date) *dammit (Dammit! I spilled milk on my pants!)*cracker (that white guy is such a cracker)*butthole (don't be a butthole)***bottom** (that was a pain in the **bottom**, get your **bottom** down here)*shiz (in place of the s word)--------------------I also have another question that I was curious about: How do people become forum moderators? Not that I was interested in becoming one, but I just want to know how it is done.Thanks to those who respond to my curious queries!!Happy Holidays~*Michelle*~

Oh thanks!! Now I can apply for hosting. You are the ginchiest!BTW, not to make excuses or anything, but the only reason why I got warned was because I mentioned downloading PSP illegally. And I wasn't real aquainted with the Xisto rules. But thanks anyway and I hope you have a lovely Christmahanukkwanzaka! ~Michelle

I love The Vent. I love complaining about things. But sometimes I love using bad words. So anyway let me get to the point of this post. The moderators claim that many young children visit this forum, so therefore it is OUR responsibility to control our language, right? I believe this is absurd. If a young child visits this forum, or any other vulgar site, it is no one's fault except the parent's. The parent is the person that should monitor whether the child is exposed to bad words, it is not our job to do so. So therefore, I think we should be able to use language without the filter in the Vent without having to worry if little Timmy is being exposed to the F bomb because his ignorant lazy soccer mom won't bother to do a little something called "parenting".

How can I lower my warning level? I searched the forum to learn how but I couldn't find any viable results. Can someone please help me as soon as possible?Thanks so much to anyone able to help, it is very appreciated.Happy Holiday!~Michelle

So here is the follow up on my Young love saga..... Sorry I couldn't respong sooner, I was on a cruise for a week and plus I was kind of sick. And ribbons&pearls, to answer your question, I actually reside in Minnesota, which borders Canada....weird. So anyway, all was going well when I returned to school from my vacation. My skin was slightly tanner, and I had gained a few pounds around my butt (every Jewish girl's dream). During study hall, when the teacher is never around, I was greeted by Alex with a warm hug and a kiss on the cheek. I was quite shocked, since Alex is not the type of guy to be doing PDA (public displays of affection). I came to one of three conclusions: 1.) he was stoned, 2.) he was really horny, or 3.) he missed me a lot. I really sincerely hoped that it was conclusion number 3, and to my suprise it was (Thank G0d). I also noticed something different about Alex. His often calm demeanor was somewhat nervous, and he wasn't wearing his usual outfit of long striped hippie pants and band tees. Instead, he wore khaki slacks and a white dress shirt under a black, white, and gray argyle sweater, with an oddly out-of-place yellow submarine tie underneath. I thought he was all dressed up because of the choir concert later that night, but I remembered that he took band instead of choir. Also, his usually unkempt Beatle mop-top beared the marks of a combing attempt. Was he going to propose to me? Hell no, I thought, we're only sophmores, he's not that stupid. Or is he? Well, he did get a 23% on that math test.....but he was up until 4 AM on the phone listening to me complain about my English teacher. So why was he all different? Then all of a sudden, a semi-coherent explaination materialized into my mind: was he going to break up with me??? Most guys don't dress up when they're going to dump their girlfriends, but Alex isn't most guys. Maybe he was going to....... Alex gently nudged my arm and said "Michelle, are you listening to me?" He was staring at me like I was some sort of freak who had just submerged herself in a steaming vat of molasses. I just suddenly realized that while I was coming up with all those weird reasons of why he was so differnet today, I was staring off into space woth my mouth wide open and a dribble of drool now sliding down my chin. I quickly wiped it off with my sleeve and my mind zoomed back to study hall. "What? Oh sorry, I was just....cogitating." I could feel my face turning scarlet. "Oh no, it's all right. I was just going to ask you if you wanted to do something with me on Saturday." replied Alex, the look of bewilderment now on his face now replaced with one of curiousity. That's it? He dressed up all nicely and attempted to style his hair all so he could ask me out on a date? But then I realized that we had only been on one date in the entire two months that we were an item.....and that was two days after he said he "digged" me. I suddenly felt so ashamed of my thoughts. How could I think he was going to break up with me? It was actually my fault, I was never available on the weekends because of homework or synagogue or some other stupid thing. I was the one who kept turning him down for a "study session", saying that I had to pack for my vacation. How could I be so naive? How could I not have comprehended that "study session" was code for "date"? And after all this, after neglecting him for so long, after putting all sorts of trivial things before him, he still wanted to be my boyfriend. I felt like crap. I didn't even feel like I deserved such a person. Well, of course I agreed on a date for the following Saturday, and it went like so: On Saturday morning, he called me to arrange plans with me. Me: Hello? Alex: Yo. Me: Oh hey. What's shakin'? Alex: I'll pick you up at seven, mmkay? Me: Umm you didn't pass your driving test, remember? Alex: Screw that, I'm still picking you up. Me: Uhh what if the fuzz stop you? Alex: I've been driving since I was eight, I think I know my stuff. Me: Okay, whatever you say... Alex: Oh, and by the way, don't eat dinner tonight. Me: Deal. But how should I dress? Fancy? Casual? Semi-formal? Casual formal?Fancy casual? How about ca- Alex: JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BALLS! Just wear what you would normally wear to Shabbos services! Oy vey, I can't believe I was....[incoherent mumbling] Me: What was that? Alex: Nothing. Me: Mmkay. So what time will I be home? Alex: Why? Do you have to be back by a certain time? Me: No, I just want to tell my parents I'll be home at like 4 or something and then come back at 3 so that they don't yell at me for being late anymore. Alex: Yeah, 4 sounds about right. [my brother picks up the phone, but I don't know it yet] Me: Awesome. So I'll see you tonight, okay sweetie? Alex: I can't wait to see you, honey. Brother: Oh eww, get a room, you two. Me: PUT DOWN THAT DAMN PHONE BEFORE I RIP YOUR NUT OFF WITH MY FINGERNAIL! Alex: Okay, okay I'll bring you home at 3!!!!! Me: Not you! Alex: Oh okay. Bye Michelle. [click] Me: [click] Brother: [click] I proceeded to my brother's room to murder him, but I glanced at the clock and it was already noon. I got dressed and went to the nail place to get a french manicure (with new acrylics! I sometimes spoil myself, tee hee), and then to the mall where I bought the cutest outfit, which I will describe to you regardless of whether or not you leeches want to hear it: a grey pleated knee-length tweed skirt, a light pink silk cami with lace and pearl trim, a ribbed black wrap, and a plain black coach purse. I also bought Paris Hilton's new perfume (I hate her, but her perfume smells so good and it was on sale!!!) and a set of pearl earrings and a pearl necklace. By the time I got home it was already 5 o'clock, so I got busy. I put on my new outfit, curled my hair to get that Shirley Temple effect, did my makeup, and borrowed a pair of my mom's black high-heeled Prada sandals. I was so proud of myself, I couldn't believe I got ready in only two hours! Sure enough, Mr. Punctual arrived right at seven o'clock. I couldn't help but noticing how handsome Alex looked. He was wearing a light blue sweater and the same khaki slacks. He borrowed his dad's black BMW 328 (i am a *BLEEP* for BMWs), and he sped off to the gas station, because he noticed that his "cheap *BLEEP* of a dad" deliberately didn't fill up just to make Alex do it. He stepped back into the car after buying 40 dollars worth of gas, and took something out of his pocket and handed it to me. It was a blindfold. Me: Umm....sorry to burst your bubble, dear, but I'm not really into bondage. Heh. Alex: Yeah mhmm that's hilarious. Just put it on. Me: Alrighty... [i tied it around my head deftly, careful not to ruin my hair] I felt the car lurch forward out of the gas station and speeding off. I couldn't help but think where he was taking me. It couldn't be anywhere outside, it was the middle of December. In Minnesota. As I pondered this, the car slowed down and then stopped. I asked if I could take off the blindfold and Alex said yes. The blindfold slid off my face to reveal the Arbor Lakes movie theater, which for Saturday night was surprisingly vacant. We climbed out of the car and into the theater. We completely bypassed the ticket counter for some reason, and when we went up to the old guy who tears your tickets and tells you which cinema number to go to, Alex whispered something in his ear. The old man said "cinema nine, to your left", and we proceeded to the left. I asked, "Alex, whats going on? What movie are we watching?" "You'll see," he replied. We entered cinema nine, and it was completely empty. There was not a single person in there, except for Shakira advertising coke on the huge movie screen. Alex took my hand and led me to the exact middle of the theater, where two seats were garnished with a sign that read "RESERVED". I took a closer look, and the floor was a ginormous bucket of popcorn. "Holy crap....," I whispered, mesmerized. I took a seat on Alex's right, and he gently took my left hand. As the theater went dark, the movie screen flashed "Feature Presentation" in fancy cursive script. I leaned back against my chair and eagerly awaited the movie. Two minutes into it, I immediately determined what movie it was: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. I had was dying to see this movie ever since it came out, but I didn't have any time, what with all the packing and homework and junk. Suddenly, I weird thought came into my head. "Alex, why aren't there any people here?" "Well, I bought all the seats in here so that no one would be here to bother us." he said. Holy crap. -------------------- After two and a half hours of that sexy beast Daniel Radcliffe magnified 80 times on the screen, me and Alex emerged out of the theater, holding hands and talking about how the movie was nothing like the book but still good. The bitter cold lashed at my skin. I was in such a hurry that I completely forgot my jacket. But sure enough, Alex saw me shivering like a little pansy and wrapped his big jacket around me. "Are you sure you aren't cold without your jacket?" "Positive," Alex replied. We stepped into his car, and again, Alex told me to put on the blindfold. We drove for about 5 minutes and the car stopped. I took off the blindfold, and we were at a Subway. Now, you people reading this might be thinking "Alex is such a *BLEEP*, why the hell would he take you to subway for dinner", but Subway happens to be my favorite restaurant. I eat it morning, noon, and night!!! It's like a drug, it is. So I was ready to get out of the car, when Alex said "Stay here,". I was feeling lazy anyway, so I obliged. A few seconds later, Alex emerged from Subway carrying a plastic bag which contained two footlong subs, two packs of chips, and two 12 ounce bottles of pop. He got into the car, and once again I put on my blindfold without even being asked to. What seemed like seconds later, we stopped and we were at Alex's house. I took got out of the car and stepped into Alex house. His parents were pretty loaded, and the result of their hard work was reflected in their enormous house. The place was decorated with ornate paintings, sculptures, mirrors, rugs, curtains, and crystal chandeliers littered the ceilings. We proceeded to the basement, which all belongs to Alex. He basically has his own apartment down there, since there is a kitchen, living room, huge bathroom, and game room down there. We sat down at a table, which was decorated with white linen, roses, and candles. I thought, 'wow this is a little too fancy for subway, but what the hell, its a date'. He was pretty hungry, because he chomped down his footlong in about 5 minutes, while I was still beginning on the second piece. After he waited for me to choke down my sandwich, I noticed it was already midnight! Holy crap, I thought. "How about some Xbox 360 to top off the night?" he asked. "Oh man, that would be kick *bottom*!" I replied cheerfully. ---------------------- So basically, we spent the entire night playing Xbox (I still couldnt get over how awesome the graphics were) and eating the candy which he saved from Halloween. It was pretty cool. Before we knew it, 3 o'clock had sneaked upon us like a telemarketer. "I better get going," I said sadly. "Yeah you're right," he replied, equally sad. We quietly climbed out of his basement, as to not disturb his parents, and he opened the car door for me. It seemed like 3 seconds, and the car was already at my house. "Bye, Alex," I said mournfully, as I opened the door. But before I could step out, Alex grabbed my arm and pulled me into a kiss. It was the greatest kiss I had ever experienced, and it lasted for what seemed like hours, but when I checked the dashboard clock, it was only 3:09. I smiled, got out of the car, and silently crept back into my house. *****

It was July, and I went on an Alaskan cruise with my grandma, which meant complete freedom! I was walking around the deck when I saw the most handsome guy I have ever seen! I went up to him and said hi. To me great suprise, this guy had the sexiest accent ever. His name was Sebastian, and he was from Romania. Romania!!! European guys are quite hot. So anyway, Sebastian asked if I would like to get some pizza with him and in my mind i was screaming HECK YEAH but I responded with a quite polite, "sure!". So we went to the pizzeria (which you usually have to pay for) and got two pizzas, one cheese and one olive. for dessert, we ordered two tiramasus. When the bill came, it was 100 dollars (!), but sebastian whispered something in the waiter's ear and ripped up the bill. When we left the pizzeria, I asked him why we didn't have to pay the bill and he simply replied, "I have connections" and smiled. After walking around the deck a few more times, we decided to go the arcade, where I annihilated him in Soul Calibur II. Evening was fast approaching, and he asked if i would have dinner with him. I said I couldn't because I had to eat dinner with granny, but we agreed to meet after dinner. Anyhoo, after dinner we went to the discoteque and danced a little (I'm a horrible dancer!!!!). To complete the evening, we changed into our swimsuits and went midnight swimming (the best type of swimming!) Well in alaska, a summer night is not that warm, more like 50 some degrees. I was shivering like crazy, and Sebastian wrapped a towel around me. He looked into my eyes and before I knew it, our lips had met. It was the greatest experience of my life!!!!

Thats amazing! I wish I had a computer that operated at light speed...All I have is a crappy Compaq Armada M700. Oh well, its better than nothing. I'm sure some starving kid in Honduras would rather have an Armada. Wow, where am I going with this post?! lol.

there is really nothing special about spongebob. Nothing distinguishes him from other cartoons except a really extremely annoying voice. I can't believe he has started such a pop culture phenomenon! Psh.....I know plenty of sponges who live in a pineapple but THEY'RE not famous! lol

It would be so cool if Voldemort actually had an illegitmate daughter, and Harry ends up marrying her. Then, that marriage would like demolish voldemort or something and then they would have a son named Larry. Harry and voldemorts daughter would be killed by an evil wizard name molemort when Larry was only one, but when molemort tried to kill him, Larry survived and the whole story starts over again. HA!

I just finished playing runescape, and I have to say....its no that great. It is not compatible with 56K modems, and it downloads too much stuff onto your computer. The graphics arent very good either.

My brother has a friend whose dad is an executive at sony. He got my brother a FREE Sony PlayStation 3, which is supposed to come out sometime next year. Here is what I thought of it:*The graphics were awesome, but fail in comparison to the Xbox 360*The game controller is very similar to the PS 2 and 1, making it easy to adjust to*It plays DVD's just like the PS2Overall, the PS3 is quite similar to the PS2, only with better graphics, a different chasis, and a slightly different game controller.3 out of 5 stars

My number one obsession would have to be.......Harry Potter!Then my computer.Then the Beatles!Wow I have so many obsessions! But you can never have too many...

It was July, and I went on an Alaskan cruise with my grandma, which meant complete freedom! I was walking around the deck when I saw the most handsome guy I have ever seen! I went up to him and said hi. To me great suprise, this guy had the sexiest accent ever. His name was Sebastian, and he was from Romania. Romania!!! European guys are quite hot. So anyway, Sebastian asked if I would like to get some pizza with him and in my mind i was screaming HECK YEAH but I responded with a quite polite, "sure!". So we went to the pizzeria (which you usually have to pay for) and got two pizzas, one cheese and one olive. for dessert, we ordered two tiramasus. When the bill came, it was 100 dollars (!), but sebastian whispered something in the waiter's ear and ripped up the bill. When we left the pizzeria, I asked him why we didn't have to pay the bill and he simply replied, "I have connections" and smiled. After walking around the deck a few more times, we decided to go the arcade, where I annihilated him in Soul Calibur II. Evening was fast approaching, and he asked if i would have dinner with him. I said I couldn't because I had to eat dinner with granny, but we agreed to meet after dinner. Anyhoo, after dinner we went to the discoteque and danced a little (I'm a horrible dancer!!!!). To complete the evening, we changed into our swimsuits and went midnight swimming (the best type of swimming!) Well in alaska, a summer night is not that warm, more like 50 some degrees. I was shivering like crazy, and Sebastian wrapped a towel around me. He looked into my eyes and before I knew it, our lips had met. It was the greatest experience of my life!!!!

Just a little something about love. When you pledge your love to someone, your heart is in their hands. I had to learn this the hard way. One of my good friends, Dana, was a newbie to love. She had a boyfriend, a loving caring boyfriend named Steven, the best you could ever ask for. Their relationship lasted for quite a while, something like 8 months. Then Steven broke up with her for some reason that I still am not clear about. Anyway, Dana took it hard. and I mean REALLY hard. She didn't come to school for days at a time, and I found her shut up in her room with the curtains drawn, just sobbing and crying. She was quite depressed and she was in an awful mood all the time. Then finally, she did the unthinkable. To put an end to her pain, she got her dad's gun (her dad's a cop), put it up to her head, and pulled the trigger, instantly killing herself. Just a little reminder to take it slow and steady once you find that special someone.

Hi! My name is Michelle. I love to read Harry Potter, write, listen to music (namely the Beatles and other classic rock), do homework (sounds weird but kind of true), go to synagogue, design graphics/websites, surf the web, play Dance Dance revolution, and swim. My talents include singing and swimming. I like to socialize with people and learn about different religions and races. I find religion fascinating! I myself am Jewish, but I am not at all racist or ethnocentric. In college, I hope to pursue engineering and/or computer science. I really love working with electronics and computers, so working with them to make a living would be fantastic. I'm really looking forward to discussing all sorts of interesting things with you all!

My ex-boyfriend did the worst possible thikng ever. Not only did he cheat on me, but he cheated with my best friend (sounds totally jerry springer, doesnt it?) To this day, I still cant get over it. How could Alice (my ex-bestfriend) be so inconsiderate, knowing that he was my boyfriend, and as for Josh, that pig. The only reason he cheated on me was because I wouldn't do things with him if you know what I mean. My heart was broken beyond repair. Alice, my best friend since we were 8 is so cold and distant towards me now. This was quite recent, too, about 3 months ago. Sometimes I cry myself to sleep because I lost two people who i loved and cherished with all my heart. Everytime i see Alice, she never talks to me. Just typing this is making me cry and I will stop now so i don't electrocute meself.

That is so romantic! You are a good writer, maybe you should write some romantic novels and make a buttload of money. I like how you went all indepth and stuff, really compelling! By the way, what was that guys name?

This is great! I'm doing a 6 page report on Isaac Newton and this is just the kind of information I need. Thank you so much!!!!