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Okay so I'm sure a lot of you have heard me complain about my science teacher, right? Well if you haven't, here is a little overview: He gives us a lot of bull crap projects to do with no educational value, he always blames everything on us ("you chose to have global warming happen"), and he always acts so jewish even though he isn't (he converted because he got married to a jewish woman, and if you convert just because of that, then you don't have what is called the "jewish soul" and you are not jewish in the eyes of G-d.) He always gives preferential treatment to his daughter which is in his class, and never actually teaches us science (i can't recall a single science thing I've learned so far, and the school year is two-thirds over). Alright so for the first half of the year, I was the person who updated his teacher webpage, which shows like assignments and when they're due and stuff, and so naturally, I had his passwords. Well, I hate him, so I decided to botch his webpage but decided against it later. Somehow, some other people found out the passwords, and they changed a whole bunch of stuff on his website (like putting profanities and stuff). So yesterday, he talked about with me outside the class, and here is how the so-called "civil conversation" went: Him: What ever you are doing to my webpage, just stop. Me: But I didn't - Him: No, Michelle, just stop. Me: But I - Him: Just stop. Me: Listen to m - Him: Please, just stop. [at this point, he opens the door because he thinks the conversation is over but he is wrong] Me: IF YOU'RE GONNA KEEP PINNING THESE USELESS ACCUSATIONS ON ME - Him: Stop - Me: URGGHHH!!!!! [at this point, I storm off to a nearby girls lavatory to cool down because I'm so freaking angry] So I stayed in the girls bathroom for about five minutes, and then i entered the classroom, looking perfectly calm, and sat down to watch some lame slideshow about various kinds of paper. When class was over, a whole bunch of people congratulated me on screaming at the teacher, and I frankly didn't care if I would get detention (which I didn't because I'm so elusive, hehehe)

I agree that not every single muslim person is a suicide bomber, but honestly, not everyone is some tolerant angel. For example, I'm Jewish, and I go to a public school where it is very diverse. There are a large number of muslims, and I frequently get harrased all the time. Jews and Muslims (most of them, anyway) are just natural enemies. I have never in my fourteen years of life, have encountered one muslim that can see past our differences and just accept me for who I am. I was in Israel last summer, and I gotta tell you guys, it was one hell of a trip. Violence, shootings, bombings, the whole shebang. I know all the christians want Jews and Muslims to coexist peacefully, but its like asking a cat and mouse to live in a room together for the rest of their lives. Its not gonna happen, and if it does, it will probably not be in the near future, because there is a whole cycle of violence that is unlikely to stop. Extremist muslims attack areas with large amounts of jews. Israeli jews are naturally aggressive people. Do you think the israeli government is just gonna sit there and watch their people get killed? Hell no! The israelis will attack, then the arabs, and so on until one of us gets a nuclear bomb and just kaplodes the other side out of existance.

Okay so I hate how people who go to private school think they're so much better than people who go to public school! Who cares if you have 10 people per class or your own laptop? Just because you're paying twenty-thousand buck$ to go to some hoity-toity academy shmacademy doesn't mean that you are better than people who can't afford a private school!People who gloat about their wealth can take their little uniforms and SHOVE IT UP SOMEWHERE THAT I CAN'T SAY OTHERWISE IT WILL GET BLEEPED OR I WILL BE KICKED OFF Xisto FOREVER

No offense to ciroxyz or anyone else, but the post that spawned this topic is utterly stupid. I mean seriously, what the hell? This is a forum, and people post here. That's what you do. If you are too unoriginal/too lazy to come up with an idea for a new topic, then hey, thats your problem. And don't go blaming Xisto for your shortcomings in imagination! Sorry if you take any offense to this, but hey, thats my rant, and thats what a forum is all about.Oh my Gawd, now that I think about it, I MADE AN ORIGINAL POST!!!! OMG!!!11!!one1!!

Wow I really empathize you guys...sometimes i hate little kids so much that I just want to strangle them like rag dolls. But anyway, I was at the pool for some "well-mannered frivolity" (<==goblet of fire, tee hee) and I saw these little crap sacks splashing everyone that came into the pool. Then, to add insult to injury, the freaking peed in the pool! There is nothing worse than coming into the pool and being greeted by a warm yellow cloud in the water...absolutely horrible. So I went up to those little ten year olds who think they are so cool and I totally *BLEEP*ed them out. I didn't even care that their parents were nearby, I just screamed nonstop: "YOU KIDS ARE SO STUPID YOU ARENT EVEN POTTY TRAINED GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS POOL AND NEVER COME BACK AGAIN OR I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A DOG" or something like that. Then those huge walruses they call parents were like "washoo yellin at mah kyids foh?" and then I just walked away because I was hoarse. It was pretty awesome.

well if she doesn't like you, then don't waste your time on her. There are plenty of fish in the sea, all you gotta due is just sail in different waters. (hope you like my metaphor tee hee)

Okay so I have been on two cruises so far, one to alaska, and one to the carribean, and they were the COOLEST EVER!!! All you suckers who go on land vacations are seriously missing out. On a cruise, you meet so many people and you can go to more than one place. Also, if it is a quality ship, the food is prepared by gourmet chefs and each room has its own steward. Seriously, next time you are planning a vacation, consider cruising because it is most awesome.

Green is such a beautiful color! Its loads better than poopy brown eyes that I have. I don't just have like medium brown eyes that everyone has, but deep brown mahogany eyes that seriously resemble the color of feces. Poo...Haha, no pun intended!!! HA! I am hilarious.

That is totally absurd!!! What ever happened to checks and balances or freedom of speech? Damn...this is why I think the United States goverment can sometimes be just a bucket full of hypocritical turds. And anyway, Wikipedia is the best source for information online. For britannica or something else stupid like that you actually have to pay which is really retarded. WIKIPEDIA IS MY LOVE CHILD!!!

Hey you sound a lot like me....i bet you have a severe case of verbal diarrhea, as do I.Go us!

Okay so I was at lunch today, sitting with the people I always do, since all my real friends have lunch at different times: Jessica, my sort of friend who laughs at most of my jokes,Cassie, a good friend of mine who I've known since fifth gradeAna, not really an aquaintance but this girl i really don't like because she has an annoying laugh and she's quite dumb,and last but always least, Tynesha, this african american girl who I really hate (im not racist, people, shut up) and she's really slutty, she's had "relations" with about half our school, including the girls. So here is a typical day at lunch: I'm the first one to sit down, since I don't eat lunch because I have a buttload of homework to do from my previous classes. Gradually, everyone sits down with their lunches and tynesha periodically leaves to talk with some boys at the other end of the cafeteria, and while she's up I steal one of her grapes or something small (she doesn't even notice).What made today different was the fact that everyone was being kind of distant towards me. They weren't laughing at my jokes like usual or asking me for kick-butt insults to use against their foes. Every once in a while, someone would ask another person, "do you agree with it?"Me: Agree with what?Jessica: Ana, do you agree with it?Ana: Yeah I do.Jessica: Tynesha, do you agree with it?Tynesha: yeahJessica: Cassie, how about you?Me: Agree with what?!!!!Cassie: Uhh...maybe i dunnoJessica: Come on!Cassie: noTynesha: Girl, you crazy!!! Michelle, we don't want you to sit here anymore, since you keep stealin my m****f**king food, biatch! You stupid! We agreed we ain't gonna let you sit here anymo'.Me: Umm excuse me, but you guys were the ones who sat here at the beginning of the trimester. I was the first one at this table.(tynesha and cassie get up to go empty their trays)Me: (about to cry) Hehe, thats so stupid, right guys?(Jessica and Ana look at me kind of weird)Me: Ha, I'm gonna write something vulgar in cassie's binder (i write "poopie mcfarts" on the back of her notebook, i wait for the usual laughs to come, but they don't)Ana: Haha.......funny. (obviously sarcastic)(exchanges glance with jessica)Me: (walks fast from table, tells lunch moniter person that I have to go pee real bad)Moniter person: but lunch is almost over, can it wait?Me: NO!!!! (does fake pee pee dance)Moniter: okay, just go.(I walk as fast as I can to nearest girls bathroom and lock myself in a cubicle, start sobbing)How dare those ~obscenity~ do that to me???? Who are they to kick me out of my own table? I hate girls. They are so two-faced. On friday, we were all happy and merry, laughing at an awesome joke I told, and all of a sudden they turn all super *BLEEP* on me and "vote" me out of the table? F*** them!Now my only dilemma is what I should do during lunch, since I have no where else to sit. Ah. This thought came to me when I was crying in the girls loo: I will set up camp in the cubicle and do my homework their! Its much more sanitary than in the cafeteria which is really nasty. Then eventually they will wonder where I went and feel sorry that they ever kicked me out, then I will be like *BLEEP*, YOU HAD A CHANCE FOR ME TO STAY AND NOW ITS TOO LATE SO GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!HA!But I really feel like crap. I mean, I was voted from my OWN TABLE. How screwed up is that. I'm gonna go and cry now.

And another thing: I don't know what I got myself into when I started this topic! Lol

First off, let me tell you all that I believe in intelligent design, but RELIGION DOES NOT BELONG IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS. I'd like to say that in school, we are taught facts, right? Why should science be any different? In history, they don't teach us that George Washington's mother was a red marshmellow because its not true. In English, they don't teach us that "orange" is spelled with a "t" because its not true. In Math, they don't teach us that two plus two equals 3,987,025,706 because its not true. So why, I ask you, WHY should we be taught a theory that has no basis in fact, cannot be tested or experimented on using the scientific method? Even if evolution is not true, at least there is more proof of it than intelligent design. I'm not implying that i.d. is not true, nor am I saying that it is false, but I'm just saying that when it comes to a theory that is in a gray area such as i.d., it does not belong in public school. And another thing, these bigoted people complain that evolution being taught it "forcing the religion of atheism on their children". WTF?! Atheism is NOT a religion. It is the complete ABSENCE of religion. Before people start spewing their corrupted theories, maybe they should, oh i don't know, GET A F**KING CLUE.

Okay so I know that teacher rants are pretty commonplace in this forum, but whatever, shut up. hehe. So anyway, I have this science teacher named, er, "Mr. Froop". Yeah, that sounds cool. Mr. Froop. So my beef with Mr. Froop is the fact that he rarely ever teaches us real science. We have to do stupid retarded projects that are worth hundreds of points and don't even contribute any educational value! For instance, at the begining of the year, we had to memorize a stupid song about space and then make a seven minute skit that teaches us about the song. What the fricking hell? Next project: we had to read a science fiction book and then make a diorama about our favorite scene in the book. ITS CALLED FICTION FOR A REASON, STUPIDHEAD. And the most absurd project we had to do (which was worth a good chunk of our grade) was to construct a fictional alien/UFO. Educational value? Zero minus infinity. WTF, Mr. Froop?! He claims that all these "projects" enhance your creativity. BULLSH*T. Mr. Froop, I don't care if you've one the "prestigious" title of "Best Earth Science Teacher Of the Midwest". YOU ARE DEPRIVING YOUR STUDENTS OF A REAL SCIENCE EDUCATION AND YOU SHOULD NOT CONTINUE TEACHING. I would gladly move to a different science teacher, but the problem is that Mr. Froop is one of two teachers that teach High Performance science (which I'm in). The other teacher has a full class with no more vacancies, so I can't transfer to the other teacher's class. Grrrr.....Mr. Froop, why don't you pursue a career other than replacing vital knowledge with stupid projects because you don't know a thing about science and you can't teach a decent lesson?

I like soul calibur! The arcade game is better though. Soul Calibur II. That is some awesome shiznat. I always play kilik but sometimes I play nightmare if I'm playing a n00b, you know, just to intimidate them. Hehe, I love video games..........I'm such a nerd. Nerds are fun, they always have something to say. Oh yeah. Soul Calibur. Yeah, it's pretty sweet, but Final Fantasy X is the shiznat.

Okay so I am a teenage girl, so of course I am upset with my weight. I'm not anorexic or anything, nor am I stressing about a few vanity pounds. I have a gut. There I said it. I'm not obese or anything, but my goal is to lose 30 pounds by my birthday, which is June 16th. I'm trying a lot of things, but what I need is some good, solid advice. It pains me everyday to go to school and see these girls with perfectly shaped bodies and flat stomachs...it makes me want to cry sometimes. I especially hate summer, when everyone is busting out their two piece swimsuits and I'm stuck in my fugly one piece. Someone please help me! I want to get out of size 7 pants and into a modest, good-looking two piece swimsuit by the time my birthday rolls around.

Isnt the Golden ratio a rectangle that is supposed to be aesthetically pleasing? I hear it mentioned all the time, but what exactly is it? Please enlighten me!

Wow, I wish I could brush up on my Russian. My parents came to America from Belarus (a slavic country in eastern europe) and they've raised me to speak Russian, but my grammar is terrible! However, I do know more Russian swearwords than I should.....svolach. If you speak Russian you'll know what this means. Hehe.

Wow chrono, I'm actually proud of you for coping with all that shiz you have to put up with at home, and not resort to drugs or alcohol to ease your pain. Keep up the good character and you will be rewarded.Wow I sounded like Confucias or something. Ell oh Ell!

I agree wholeheartedly with that! Whenever some 40 pound blonde stuck up preppy biatch calls me a nerd because I get striaght A's or because I read Dostoevsky or because I can actually comprehend the theory of relativity, I just smile and laugh because I know that they will go to some mediocre college and probably major in business with a nice 2.4 GPA. Then when they are 45 years old, going bankrupt and marrying for the tenth time, they will finally have the courage to realize "damn, maybe i actually should've listened in class instead of sending notes to my stupid *bottom* friends about my pointless dilemmas." HA! Take that, b*tches. Notice from jlhaslip: Edit to remove comments. Must've been quoting around the same time I was correcting the original posting.

I am so sick of these poop headed religious bigots saying that Intelligent design should be taught in schools! The only claim they have to back up there case is this:"A vast majority of America believes intelligent design."This is so stupid. Just because a majority believe something, it does not make it true!It's not like I'm against religion or God or anything, I'm just saying that intelligent is not a science; you can't use the scientific method on it or experiment with it. If it's not science, don't teach it in a science classroom! Simple as that.

Nice analysis, Freud.

I am so jealous! I wish I could afford the 600 dollars to buy photoshop....I'm stuck with crappy Paint Shop Pro X.By the way, are there any tutorials for Paint Shop Pro? I would love to see some.

Dan is such a hottie! If he were a Jew I would so be all over him....I want some ice cream.

well you don't really understand the severity of the comment, since i presume you aren't jewish (if you were, you would be schvitzing about it with me). She singled me out because of my religion. IF she called me a nasty little retard or something, I wouldn't have been offended, but since she attacked me based on my religion instead of my appearance, intelligence, etc., then that would constitute as a racist remark, would it not? now i really should know if i should tell someone or not...