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Okay so I was on the bus home from school a few minutes ago, and this is what happened. This guy was talking about asking out this girl named takira, who I really loathe. I said "Eww, you like takira? she's really stupid!" Apparently, this girl named Kara who sat behind me said to me "Oh my gawsh, that is so mean, you nasty little jew!" Do you think I should tell someone or did I have it coming for what I said about Takira? Comments, please! Notice from BuffaloHELP: Title changed. Choose it carefully.

Okay so tonight me and my mom and my dad went to this woman named Lena's house. Now, my mom has always had sort of an unsteady relationship with this woman, but she decided to go anyways. So here is some background: Her son is named Roman and I have known him since I was 5 years old. But lately since he is now a teenager and crap, he has people calling him every five minutes begging for him to hang out with him. Now, I'm not saying that Roman is narcissistic, but he is a little full of himself (he is selling one of his myspace "top 8" friends spaces on eBay), but overall he is a cool guy to hang out with and he is really nice. His parents are freakishly rich and they live in this beautiful rambler house in one of the most upscale neighborhoods in all of Minnesota. Well I came to there house with my best friend Natalie, and we started off the night innocently enough (ate dinner, watched 40 year-old virgin, and played cards), and before I knew it, it was time to leave. As we were driving home (mom driving, me in the front seat, dad passed out in the back), my mom started yelling at me about how I embarassed her (this argument was punctuated with screams of "WHAT THE HELL?!" on my part, and incoherent grunts from the backseat). Well, I admit, I did call my mom crazy when I saw her cradling Lena's dog in her arms (my mom is irrationally afraid of pets), and I said my dad smelled really bad (a mixture of cognac, chocolate truffles, and deviled eggs), but other than that I was a freakin angel! I didn't utter ONE russian swear word or tell a SINGLE dirty joke! I. AM. A. SAINT. Anyway, the carride terminated in my crying, my mom irate, my dad still passed out, and an empty threat of me not going anywhere with my parents ever again, from my mom. So yeah, an irate me ran down to the basement and valiantly typed this all through a curtain of angry tears. Have a glorious day.

Okay so my bus driver is really really angry because some people have been vandalizing the bus seats. He suspects these two people names Igor and Bryce, but they are not the ones who did it! The people who actually vandalized the seats were two girls named Maddie and Brit. Should I tell the bus driver that it was actually them and be hated by half the people on my bus, or should I stay quiet and no one will hate me?Please HELP!!!! Notice from BuffaloHELP: Edited title and moved.

What I do when I am planning a website is first draw out the basic layout on a piece of paper, and then keep redrawing it until I am satisfied. Do you have a website editor? Microsoft frontpage is quite useful, you should try it. Macromedia Dreamweaver is also good. But the staple of a creative website is good graphics. Do you have a graphics editor? My reccommendation is Paint Shop Pro, because it is a powerful tool which is easy to use, with a very good price (100 dollars, 50 dollars after mail-in rebate).Good Luck!

Wow it would suck *bottom* to have to think of all these chemical-scientificy words. And I don't think they are computer generated, since computers with those kind of capabilities have only been around for 30 years or less, so I doubt scientists from long ago could make up names like that, unless they had a time machine

Wow I'm russian, and I didn't know that they celebrate Christmas on the seventh of January....then again, I'm Jewish...Hehe. Well, I guess you learn something new everyday, right?

Man, I can't believe how incredibly hot that Daniel Radcliffe is! Some many great things have come from the United Kingdom: good food, famous monarchs, the Beatles, but none as fine as that Dan! Sure, he looked a little older than fourteen in the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire movie, but to hell with that, he's still a good actor!! Right now he is a filming an Australian independent movie called December Boys. It is about 3 or 4 orphan boys or something, and Dan's character is called "Maps". Can't wait to see it! Then again, I don't think it will be showing in boring cold Minnesota... Oh well.

My goodness, man! You have the opportunity of a life time right in front of your face. Since she is the new girl, she will be especially receptive to and human interaction. Again, since she is new, she will hang around you a lot more if you become her first friend (or more).

I wanted to first make a website so that I had a place to put my thoughts without being censored or tisk-tisked. I also love to design webpage graphics and love to work with colors and color schemes. I think web sites are a great thing to have if you have a lot of thoughts and you are a control freak, such as myself:)

I love this website! UrbanDictionary is basically a dictionary for slang words with definitions submitted by regular people. It has really funny definitions for words like "turd", "fart", and other ridiculously childish but hilarious words. Check it out!

IF the terms of service in Xisto say that we can't say anything that is sexually provocative or suggestive, then WHY are there ads for internet dating in between some posts?! These banners include shots of women's clevage and women in their underwear....maybe you should get some ads that aren't so sexually oriented.*

Oh wow that is hilarious!! I wish I could be that cunning, but sadly, any time I think of a really funny and insulting diss, I always end up laughing hysterically at my own joke and people look at me like I'm psychotic. Oh if only I were as coordinated as you are!!*

I am a teenager, but at least I'm a sensible one! I am so sick of all these people in my school thinking they're the shiz because when they have no viable retort, they use the bullet-proof "ur mawm" or "ur *happy*". The *happy* one really pisses me off. I'm not homosexual, but these stupid-*bottom* kids think that being *happy* is something bad and then they acuse random people of being so. GAHH!!!!! And I also hate how people misuse the term "retarded" or "retard". It is used so much in my school that it has lost its meaning. I wish these stupid teens would just grow up and get a life. *

like any girl, I want to lose weight! Now im not like obese or anything but you know I would like to get rid of those 6 nutri-grain bars that I just ate

I think school is awesome, I love learning new things and mingling with my friends, but the only drawback from me is having to wake up so damn early!!!! AHHH!!!! I absolutely HATE it when I wake up and it is still dark.

I was looking at my so called "best-friend"'s myspace and I just realized something horrible. NOw, let me give you some background info.My best friends name is natalie. I love her to death, and we have been best friends ever since we were babies. But now as we enter our teen years, I've noticed that she is so much more popular than me, has so many more friends, and has had countless boyfriends. SHe is outgoing, friendly, and funny. She has 3, count them, THREE best bosom buddy luv-y-4eva lol good times friends. Myself, on the other hand, I have one best friend, a handful of other casual "school" friends and an either less extensive number of "our parents know your parents and we're both russian so we're cool" friends. I have never had a boyfriend, insecure about my body, and just plain insecure. I do have a good sense of humor, but its a bit off color and the only one who really laughs at my jokes is Natalie. Now, me and my only best friend are drifting apart. She talks all the time about her two other best friends and how they have so much fun sneaking into the movies or hanging out with guys, while me and natalie occasionally see eachother in the hallways at school. Her cellphone constantly rings off the hook, everyone wants to talk to her. My cellphone is mainly to ask my mom or dad to pick me up from the library. I feel so isolated and alone. Can some one help me?*

My favorite food to eat while I'm on PMS are Nutri-grain bars!!!! I just finished a whole box right now...

You guys got it all wrong! When Snape said that you could "put a stopper on death", he just meant that as a metaphor for making a potion that can kill you, thus the "stopper" part. (FYI, a stopper is a thing you stick in the top of the bottle, sort of like a cork). So

Yesterday, I was re-reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, and I have deduced that Snape's allegiences indeed lie with the Order of the Phoenix. Here is why: At the top of the Astronomy Tower near the end of the book, Dumbledore admits to Malfoy that he knew about the mission Voldemort entrusted to Malfoy. However, he knew that Malfoy is not a murderer and therefore would not kill dumbledore, so he asked snape to kill dumbledore instead so that Malfoy would not be killed by Voldemort. Coincidentally, Snape had made an unbreakable vow to Narcissa Malfoy to do the job. So Dumbledore knew all along that snape was going to kill him, so that Voldemort would spare Draco's life. So you see, Dumbledore died to save a student. Any other theories for this? Notice from KuBi: Spoilers hidden. If you want to read it just highlight the text. Title changed to something less spoiling.

In this post, I just want to write down some of my theories of what will happen in book 7 of Harry Potter. Who cares if any of these are inconsistent with the plot? There is a slight chance that some of these can be at least remotely plausible:~Harry becomes Minister of Magic~Ron marries Hermione~One or more of the trio dies~Harry hooks up with Ginny/Luna/Hermione/Romilda Vane/Mrs. Weasley/no one~Voldemort dies and the Death Eaters disipate and are convicted~Harry gets married and has a normal life~One or more of the Dursleys is a witch/wizard/Squib~Harry is murdered by Voldemort and then sees his parents in that stone arch thingy in the department of mysteries~The whole universe is kaploded because of a game of Exploding Snap gone terribly wrongGot any more outlandish ideas?~*michelle*~

Damn effing typos! But yeah, its about time that Harry Potter got some hanky panky. The most he got was making out from Ginny, but remember they broke up at the end of Half-Blood Prince, so I doubt they would get back together. And I also doubt that Ginny will ditch school to "help" Harry find the Horcruxes. So all signs point to Harry getting some hanky panky. I highly doubt that it will be with Hermione unless Harry is put under the Imperius curse, because other wise he wouldn't sacrifice his friendship with Ron just because Harry's feeling a bit horny.And that's my Two Galleons.~*michelle*~

WARNING: SOME SPOILER DETAILS FROM BOOK SIX! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! Haha, suckers. More Harry Potter and you can't do nothin' bout it, ye hear?! Indeed. So here is my theory for Book 7, which I heard from an unconfirmed source but it is still kinda fun: There is another prophecy concerning Harry that he does not know about, which again was forseen by Professor Trelawney and told to Dumbledore around the time the first prophecy was made. But surprisingly, it was about Harry's romantic destiny, not Voldemort. Dumbledore decided not to tell Harry about this, for he thought it would be better for Harry if he were to find eternal love by himself. And find it he did. While Harry is pursuing his quest to find and destroy the remaining Horcruxes, he stops in Hogsmeade for a break. While Harry is sitting on a bench near Flourish and Blotts in his invisibility cloak, he sees the most hauntingly beautiful witch he has ever seen. Right away, Harry falls into a deep trance and cannot take his eyes off of her..... Later in the book, they hane known eachother for a couple months and Harry is positively smitten with her, and he asks her to marry her. Long story short, they get married, Harry gets laid, the couple tracks down and demolishes the remaining Horcruxes, Harry kills Voldemort, the couple has kids, the end. Highly unlikely, but a corking good read, don't you think? ~michelle~

I believe that Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is the best Harry Potter book ever!!! I love how J.K. Rowling inserted and element of romance into the book, and I also like how there are multiple subplots that all seem to intertwine and connect to culminate into the climax of the book. And Rowling is the best author ever! Her writing is so descriptive and colorful, so it brings the book to life. The part about the Inferi in the cave near the end of the book was so scary, no horror movie could ever match that part.What do you think?~michelle~

I do believe in God, but not as an old man in the sky. God is an infinite entity, and force that is incomprehensible by humans. God is merciful and fair, although we may not think so. By the way, I'm Jewish so don't think I'm some bible thumper, mmkay? ~michelle

Well, let me set the scene for you:Me. Eight years old. At the mall. I was walking with my older brother towards the chinese restaurant near the exit. I saw my mother talking to what looked like my aunt from the back. Oh, how wrong I was. I started running really fast, gaining momentum as I did so. This act finally culminated in my tackling this woman to the ground and my mother having a look of utmost horror on her face. Beat that, chumps.Sincerely,The Stupid Child.(AKA Michelle.)