You Might Be A Hacker If:

[leosiu 0]

I think this has great potential as yet unexplored:You MIGHT be a HACKER if:You have more computers up on blocks than you do cars.You lost the sides to your computer case and the cat has claimed one as it's home...Your kid says he needs a computer, you rummage through the closet and make one from parts found there...

[Kubi 0]

I think that would make you a packrat, not a hacker.

[Lyon2 0]

The last point makes sense to me.A hacker would do that for sure.

[serverph 0]

you might be a hacker... if you dream in 0s (zeros) and 1s (ones).

[Dagoth Nereviar 0]

I think that just means you fantasize about computers, thus collect the for living

[brandon10092 0]

You might be a hacker if... someone asks you for a Trojan (condom) and you hand them a floppy disk.

[husker 0]

You might be a hacker if-the sound of a keyboard clicking turns you on-your RAM is greater than your IQ. Lol, found those at hackerhumor.org, who thinks of this kind of stuff.

[krap 0]

-your RAM is greater than your IQ.

that makes no sense at all you would need a really bad pc (just 64mb of ram) or would need to be quite clever (more than 128) to not be a hacker according to that

[ghostrider 0]

You might be a hacker if... someone asks you for a Trojan (condom) and you hand them a floppy disk.

haha thats pretty funny. i like that one best.