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  1. Excellent site layout. However i recomend a change in colors. But I love the overall design and I must say keep up the really good work. Nice graphics!
  2. Well I am big on tennis, and i think that if james blake is playing he should win, after all, he is the number 1 male player in the world.
  3. I play tennis, and i have not only lost weight, but i have put on alot of muscle! Tennis is one of the best sports you can play because you work all of your major muscle groups, and it burns calories and fat like crazy. Now if you play tennis, or are considering it, you should consider (if you're not already!) teking on a healthier diet. You are probably thinking, "But tennis rackets cost so much!!!" Walmart has a good selection for beginers.
  4. I suggest a pain reliver such as acedaminaphin or asprin. Be carful on how many medications you take, and what you take, and always always always ask your physician first. Get lots of rest and don't overdo it when excersing. But like other posters have said, seek your doctors advice firts.
  5. Well here is how the pinkslip system works now days at our school. 1. Principals D-hall 2. Swats 3. Saturday school 4. Suspension 5. Community service We only had one kid get kicked out and that os just because he riged a bomb and brought it. If you ask me, this is just a slap on the wrist.
  6. I think, but i am not sure, that is you use antennas, it is excess static in the air. Possibly the same for satalite. But i don't know about cable. Every channel is sent out on a different electric frequency. Inside the tv is a little tuner like thing that picks these frequencies up. I guess the static is what's in between, and unclear. perhaps you could google it or wikipedia it. You maay find a good answer there.
  7. Okay last friday, there are these boys at my school who keep sexually harrassing me and well one of there wise crackin @$$*$ decided it woulbe funny to touch my breast. I told them to stop and talked to an adult about it and all they got was a pinkslip. What should do?
  8. Don't stert grinding right of the bat. It scares the hell out of us. let her move towards you as she gets more comfortable. If ytou never grind, well- you know what they say- nothing ventured, nothing gained!
  9. Don't satre at her breasts period. It angers girls, especially ones that happen to have larger. (I would know cuz i do have em.) Girls want a cute funny guy that is in shape. Also, don't sag or show boxer because that is very distasteful.
  10. Now i am very blessed to have 20/20 vision, but i have heard that acuview advanced with hydro clear are very comftorable
  11. I have burst into fits of laughter before. I don't know why but my dentist calls it happy gas.
  12. The cannible pulled a knife out of his back pocket. He sloly paced towards me and the fridge. I jumped out of the way. He kept going towards the fridge. He pulled out a ham from last weeks Easter and began to carve it.
  13. Ok dude I am christian and i am very strong in my beliefs. And in the bible, it has ten commandents and one of them is "Thal shal not murder." So before you say something that you don't know much about, you may want to read a little first. Muder, and all the other sins are frowned upon. And also you are offending a lot of people.
  14. One day, a woman was having an affair. Her son was watching for the cracks in the closet door. One day, the boy's father came home a little early. The woman shoved the affairee in the closet, and did not notice the boy."It sure is dark in here." Whispered the boy."Yep." replied the man."I have a baseball bat.""That's nice.""I'll sell it to you.""No thanks.""My dad's out there.""Okay how much?""$750.00"The next day, the same thing occoured, except with a baseball glove, which he sold for $250.00. Later that same day, the boy's father asked if he wanted to play baseball."I can't Dad, I sold my equipment to my friends.""For how much?""$1000.00.""Son you shouldn't charge your friends so much! I'm taking you to the church to go and confess!"So when they arrived at the church, the boy met the preacher in the confession booth."It sure is dark in here." said the boy."Oh don't start that *BLEEP* again." replied the preacher.
  15. You know what is funny? My uncle is the senior producer for the Cowboys (NFL team) and i don't know anything about football. Except, he took me for a tour of the stadium and the field and i got two inches away from tony romo. <<<He is georgous!!!
  16. Well I am glad you like it! I must say that I am very impressed with this service myself! This is way better than freewebs, byethost, angelfire, and lycos. And Carson, you will see me alot after 7:00 pm central!
  17. This is true- I've had plenty of those... Well he is on my tennis team and we are good friends, and I'm affraid that if i ask himand he says no things will get very akward.
  18. You forgot pink. It actually trigers love and sensitivity in humans.
  19. nitrous oxide makes you laugh because it affects your nrvous system. It is nuteralized by water and i can noot answer 2.
  20. I know but it really make you think. I mean, when did it all begin? I guess only god knows.
  21. I cant belive you didn't make a comment about 5, 15 and 17 Use them... give them to a strip club or prostatute or sumthin like that Notice from jlhaslip: Merged Posts. Board Rules Please use the Edit feature to avoid double posting.
  22. 1.Make a trail of tomato juice leading towards the women's bathroom. 2.Ask to put a pack of gum on layaway. 3.Put antifreeze in the freezer. 4.Hide in the racks of clothing and grab people's ankles as they walk by. 5.Go into the fitting rooms and 5 min. later shout, "There isn't any tp in here!!!" 6.*Holiday Season* Ask an employee why there are white and black santas, but ne aboriganise santas. 7.Ride a display bike through the store and claim yo're taking it for a test drive. 8.Frozen pizza frisbe 9.Marco Polo. 10.Hold a broomstick joust. 11.Start a game of hide and seek and see how many people you can get to join in. 12.Pull lawn chairs over to the demo tv's and watch. 13.Hog the video game demos. 14.Put kool-aid in the toilets. 15.Run up to a male employee and say, "I need some tampons quick!!!" 16.Throw a bouncy ball down an isle and yell, "Go Pikachu Go" 17.While looking at weapons in the hunting department, ask where the antidepresents are. 18.Superglue items to the floor. 19.Hide behind items on the shelves, and when people grab them yell, "BOO!!!" 20.Grab a basket full of condoms and birth control products and go to the oldest checkout person. *******PS: This is just a joke. If you are going to try any of these, try numbers 2, 6,9, 15, and 20.
  23. Well at your age these things can be very confuzing. Just follow your heart and let the wind be your direction.
  24. How should i ask a guy out? Can you please help me? If so that would be great!!! thanks
  25. You've never heard of this before? Girls do it all the time. My advice is that you let him learn his lesson and let nature take its course. He will soon get poed and dump her.
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