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  1. If you can read this, you just wasted time reading this.....Yea.....That's right.

    1. anwiii

      anwiii

      that's ok. you just wasted your time reading THIS! :)

    2. NNNOOOOOO

      NNNOOOOOO

      Yea, no. I didn't waste time as I was doing nothing. That time would have been gone without productivity involved anyways.

  2. How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries.-- Executed in electric chair in Oklahoma. ~~ James French, d. 1966

    1. anwiii

      anwiii

      haha that is pretty funny. normally i don't like makiong fun of the dead though...

    2. NNNOOOOOO

      NNNOOOOOO

      I'm not making fun of him, He said that. I'm just putting his quote on here.

    3. anwiii

      anwiii

      we have different definitions then :)

  3. Elaine Dickinson: [Cutting room-floor scene: Flight #209 has gone into yet another nose dive] ... Ted, the altitude! We're falling, Ted! We're falling! *The mountains, Ted! The mountains!* Ted Striker: What *mountains?* We're over IOWA! Elaine Dickinson: The... THE CORNFIELDS, TED! THE CORNFIELDS!

  4. Still trying to figure out GRUB(?). You know, asks what partition in which I would like to boot. Every Linux update I do adds (1-2) options(s) to that list.

    1. Baniboy

      Baniboy

      They are kernels (Linux cores), for backup. There used to be an option section in Start-up Manager that let you set how many of the most recent kernels were on the boot list, but I tried now and it's not there anymore.

  5. I don't know what to say, so I'll just say what's in my heart... Baboom, Baboom, Baboom. - mel brooks

    1. rob86

      rob86

      Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

  6. Well I could've been an actor, but I wound up here. I Just have to look good, I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.

  7. ASPCA- Architectural Studies for Performance-Critical Applications

  8. I wear my sunglasses at night, so i can, so i can, watch you live and breath your story lines.

    1. Baniboy

      Baniboy

      stop updating your status when you've been drinking, dude. seriously.

  9. Haven't had a status update in a while, so: "Dou you believe in life after love"

    1. NNNOOOOOO

      NNNOOOOOO

      That was the first song that came to mind.

    2. Baniboy

      Baniboy

      so you WERE drinking

    3. NNNOOOOOO
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  10. According to my time zone, you have a birthday today. So, bye.........

    I'm kidding. Happy birthday.

  11. "And I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I couldn't get away." I didn't know I knew that song 'till a few minutes ago.

    1. chini13

      chini13

      nnnooooo keeps KS alive..i see him updating here :P

    2. chini13

      chini13

      nnnooooo keeps KS alive..i see him updating here :P

  12. If I had a dollar for every time I heard that, I....I still wouldn't have any money. >:(

  13. "You lose" - Calvin Coolidge

  14. This is chrome-plated stove-pipe triple-nickle eight ball, angels eight, five in the slot, boots on and laced, I wanna bounce and blow.

  15. just found out that the harmonica is an organ?......

    1. rob86

      rob86

      Indeed. I think 'mouth organ' is used more in Eastern countries. It's also commonly known as a (blues) Harp.

  16. What's on YOUR mind?!

    1. anwiii

      anwiii

      wondering what i am going to have for dinner tonight. fish sticks, hungry man, or corn dogs. hmmmm there's also pizza, but i'm saving that!

  17. Ironically, when doctors in Los Angeles, California went on strike in 1976, the daily number of deaths in the city dropped 18%. You can send a postcard from Hell. There is a small town located in the Cayman Islands called "Hell." They even have a post office.

  18. Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

    1. NNNOOOOOO

      NNNOOOOOO

      Remember to use multiple cats, so that if one isn't average, you'll get a more accurate result.

    2. anwiii

      anwiii

      yea, use multiple cats. a few may die if they fall from 20 stories and you will need a reserve stash

    3. Baniboy

      Baniboy

      this is like testing if the toast falls on the butter side or not. you know what's wrong with that test? people are starving to death and we're throwing bread in the air to see on which side it lands on :D but who cares about cats... it's not like their edible anyway... or are they?

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  19. My theory on why the Mayan(?) calendar ends on 2012: They said "**** it! I don't want to do this anymore. Bye everyone, I'm going to live my life, not make calendars."

    1. Baniboy

      Baniboy

      don't worry, anwiii is paying for our tickets while I bring in all my supermodel friends. Does it have to be japanese? because I'm out of Japanese at christmas time, you know. I do keep around a few spare chinese ones...

    2. NNNOOOOOO

      NNNOOOOOO

      I thought Chinese once, but didn't get far with that one (couldn't imagine it).

    3. Baniboy

      Baniboy

      we should arrange the apocalypse afterparty as well.

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    1. web_designer

      web_designer

      then i will wish you happiness with your english -japaness girlfriend...happy new year..

    2. NNNOOOOOO

      NNNOOOOOO

      Thank you (if I find her), and Happy New Year.

  20. i want to play q2 with my sister more....HURRY SISTER, HURRY!!!

  21. Merry Christmas everyone!

    1. rob86

      rob86

      Joyeux Noël NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    2. anwiii

      anwiii

      thanks man! you too!

  22. Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga? - Manson

  23. "Only 2 things are infinite: the universe and human idiocy. And i'm not sure about the former" - Albert Einstein

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