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Top Ten Best Ways To Become A Millionaire Yes, and they all seem to work

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1. Invest2. Become a political Figure3. Run a rich company4. Work with the Mafia5.Capture a robber/cirminal Mastermind6. collect fruad donations for doing charity things7. Work for a famous buisnessman8. Rob a bank9. Steal Jewlery10. Lead Information to Osuma Bin Laden's Location ( Information gets u 25 million WOOT WOOT)or some other terrorist leader

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OK, let's see which are the best.Number one, investing. Probably one of the most profitable choices, but not so secure. I can now invest in EA Games, but they could bankrupt tomorrow!Number two.. Not really, politicians are usually disgusting, or get killed because they aren't :PNumber three - yeah, it might seem nice, but imagine all the stuff you would have to do :oFour is really not safe, unless you don't mind dying or spending the rest of your life in jailFive involves being a policeman or a detective or someone very brave (and stupid) - chances of death - 73.47%Six is I must say to silly, people aren't that generous for you to become a millionaireSeven is almost the same as threeEight is liek fourNine alsoTen is like fiveYou see, there is no perfect way to become a millionaire. Just go with the flow. I don't think Bill Gates had option number 3 in his mind when he was little :o

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Fastest, easiest way: Go to Romania, where the exchange rate for their currency (leu) is 33,000 leu = 1 USD. You just need about 35 USD to get $1,024,307 leu. There, you're a millionaire.

But you'll have to exchange before Jan 1, 2007, because they're gonna replace it with the New Leu soon, which has more value.

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1. Invest---SOLID! 2. Become a political Figure---Sadly that's true ;)3. Run a rich company---GREAT!!!4. Work with the Mafia---Haha I've known to many people who tried that and got killed.5.Capture a robber/cirminal Mastermind---Yeah get killed before you do.6. collect fruad donations for doing charity things---Chances are your get busted sooner or later.7. Work for a famous buisnessman.---Yeah, I guess,8. Rob a bank---Short lasting.9. Steal Jewlery---Easier said than done. It'll only last you so long, need a good continual cash flow.10. Lead Information to Osuma Bin Laden's Location ( Information gets u 25 million WOOT WOOT)or some other terrorist leader---Good luck.

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1. Invest - I do that with stock but I'm no millionaire (yet at least)2. Become a political Figure - Ya but you loose all of the poeple that respect you3. Run a rich company - It is risky as good companies take lost of work to make. Better off inveting in a rich comany. Who knows if you buy enough stock you run part of it.4. Work with the Mafia - True, they are the best way to make money but very risking. One mess up and you and your family are dead ;)5.Capture a robber/cirminal Mastermind - Or become one lol ;)6. collect fruad donations for doing charity things - Now that is just messed up. Don't even think about doing this unless you have no conscience.7. Work for a famous buisnessman - Like Bloomberge lol. He will make you millions if you know how to help him.8. Rob a bank - Or a Cassino, Now your on the most wanted. I guess the topic is how to make a million not how to make it in a trusted way. Now you won't be able to spend it eather because eveyone knows who you are and what you did.9. Steal Jewlery - Same as #810. Lead Information to Osuma Bin Laden's Location ( Information gets u 25 million WOOT WOOT). How much information? His location or where he is planning to attack next?

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Or write a book about a diet, that seems to work if it has a good enough name. But yeah every way has a risk associated with it, nothing's perfect, otherwise everyone would be doing it.

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Pyramid schemes are pretty great way to get rich. Tell people they can get rich by joining your program. Then when they join tell them to make their dollars they have to get other people to join your program. Writing a get rich quick book works great too. Simply write a book telling people exactly what you did to get them to buy the very book they're reading. Thats usually all get rich quick books do.

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Problem with writing a book is first --- the time to do itthen -- how to get it in the right handsthen -- the cost to publish (some do it themselves)then -- the cost to distribute it then -- the cost to promote itby now your probably broke -----and so far you haven't even had anyone buy it ----the real way to get rich with a book is to get Oprah to like itthen "you've got it made in the shade" ha hagood luck

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1. Invest

I guess this would work, but it requires some knowledge and more luck.

2. Become a political Figure

This could also work, but you need to keep your self-esteem high, which can be hard.

3. Run a rich company

More like develop a rich company. Microsoft didn't come to what it was right now in a week. It takes time. And hard work.

4. Work with the Mafia

I don't even know what that is.

5.Capture a robber/cirminal Mastermind

It's much too risky because they'll get their friends to gang up on you and possibly kill you.

6. collect fruad donations for doing charity things

This is illegal and won't work anyways.

7. Work for a famous buisnessman

Yes, well you have to sell yourself enough to get hired.

8. Rob a bank

Ha ha ha. Very funny.

9. Steal Jewlery

Shouldn't we use honest tactics in trying to become rich?

10. Lead Information to Osuma Bin Laden's Location ( Information gets u 25 million WOOT WOOT)

Now this would be really easy...NOT!
The best way to become a millionaire is to put a substantial amount of your net income in a high-interest savings account in order to let it accumulate money over the years. This is the safest, most efficient and most logical way.

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1. Invest: This is one of the best ways to become a millionaire. Invest all idle funds is more of the realistic and best way to manage your money.2. Become a political Figure: Politics is a gamble. If you win there will be return of investments if you lose you will fall in line with the salvation army for your hot soup.3. Run a rich company: Surely one of the surest way to become a millionaire. If you want to become rich then do what rich are doing or better yet work with them.4. Work with the Mafia: Crime does not pay or simply it does not pay to commit crime. Joining with the Mafia will be earning easy money but the saying goes: " Money easy comes easy goes."5.Capture a robber/criminal Mastermind: Quite risky, you might endanger the innocent lives of the members of your family. It may be lucrative though but the stakes are high you might get killed too in the process of catching these robbers.6. Collect fraud donations for doing charity things: You will be unto Robin Hood, rob the rich and give it to the poor. Charity cause is not bad at all. What you give will return back to you. What comes around goes around.7. Work for a famous businessman: If you want to become rich, go with the rich, emulate them and follow their ways, you too will become a famous businessman.8. Rob a bank: It's easier said than done. All vault of bank are time sealed. Your conscience will also kill you for amassing wealth illegally. The most you can get is life to death sentence, the worse is incarceration till the day you die. You will also become a police character. 9. Steal Jewelery: Stealing is a crime and once caught you have to pay the consequence. You will be violating one of the Ten Commandments - Thou shall not steal.10. Lead Information to Osama Bin Laden's Location ( Information gets you 25 million WOOT WOOT)or some other terrorist leader: This is the best way to become a millionaire. You will not only be doing justice to all those who perish during the 9/11 incident but you will also become famous and a millionaire. Can you tell me where he is?-Dr. Artffredo see. Abella

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