noxit 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 ...welll..is it gonna happen , iam sure it will Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..." Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order." Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?" Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's6102049998-45-54610."Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 MeadowlandDrive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at LincolnInsurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Which numberare you calling from, sir?" Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?" Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir." Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas..." Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."Customer: "Whaddya mean?" Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice." Customer: "Dang . What do you recommend, then?" Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. I'm sure you'lllike it." Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?" Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from yourlocal library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion." Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then.What's the damage?" Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your fourkids, sir. The 'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes to $49.99." Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number." Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash.Your credit card balance is over its limit." Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before yourdriver gets here." Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account'soverdrawn." Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready.How long will it take? Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward." Customer: "How the heck do you know I'm riding a bike?"Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed that you'd be using it."Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!" Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop." Customer: (Speechless) Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?" Customer: "No, nothing. Oh, yeah, don't forget the two free litres ofCoke your ad says I get with the pizzas." Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause preventsus from offering free soda to diabetics." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wassie 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2004 lol!thats like no joke to tell some1(its too long)but it is funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noxit 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2004 it was a written joke..And its good that you read it till end , thats wht i wanted ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OpaQue 15 Report post Posted June 20, 2004 Hey Wassie... That Avatar of yours, reminds me of my school days. Its a song I had learnt in KG. Cool Avatar... I was reading it and reciting it .. and singing as well If your happy.. and u know .. clap ur hands *[clap]*[clap]*...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noxit 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2004 ....yeah your avatar wasnt their the last time i posted , its a good thought .. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wassie 0 Report post Posted June 21, 2004 yeah i know.but i think my signature is a bit... big.dont you think?do i have to change it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gameratheart 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2006 (edited) Honestly, wassie? Yes.P.S: Aren't we supossed to be staying on topic? Edited April 27, 2006 by NDPA (see edit history) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soviet 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2008 nice joke But personal information in pizza hut? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mahesh2k 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2008 Customer: "No, nothing. Oh, yeah, don't forget the two free litres ofCoke your ad says I get with the pizzas."Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause preventsus from offering free soda to diabetics." lol Nice Good post Noxit. **keep it up*** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
