Vacant

I have a question. MSN messenger for a phone. A phone! A phone, which you can contact people by anyway, by calling them! Can anyone explain to me why thi could ever be useful?

15 <div>s actually, all fully CSS'ed up. I have now posted the design on http://www.oswd.org/ (an opensource web template site), its shot to number 7 in the "number of downloads per day" chart in just 3 hours Yay Thanks for all the comments guys... I think ill just stick to creating designs rather than a website, as i wouldnt know what to put on it anyway... ps. the design is "deep" by "vacant" if anyone wants to download it...like that'd happen

It says "I am a bandwidth stealing loser." am i looking in the right place? Of course this may all be a joke...

Yeah there are some issuses with the lack of navigation on the pages...the idea is that its a sort of "popup" which you close to get back to the main menu. I was going to put navig on the other pages, but im not sure how i could do this. Also, im going to display my design on http://www.oswd.org/ (my names Vacant on there too )

Correct me if im wrong, but i believe https://www.1and1.com/ is cheaper? just trying to save you some pennies... PS. from your website I THINK you are 15? If so, so am i, and im a web designer PM me, ill give you my MSN ad...

Vacantmagneticlemon@hotmail.comHotmail is so boooring.... I mean, blah__blah@hotmail.com, boring_addy1273@hotmail.com, everyone_has_the_same_one@hotmail.com....You get the idea.@gmail.com... different. efficient. dynamic. all those other words that apple use for marketing*. You catch my drift?*not that that has anything to do with itAlso, we dont want to support micro$oft now do we? Billy G's take on world domination, according to some.

"web-site" is the name of my site, as the address is "http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/;. Until the site has anything on it i cant really choose a name...Update: Due to unforseen circumstances (ie: my GCSEs) all work on the site as temporarily been suspended. I have to do a Media Studies project (its designing a webite, strangely enough).Yes, lifes hard when you're a teenager.

I request one! Vacant! *squeak*Not that im desparate or anything, you understandmagneticlemon@hotmail.comThankies

Fly away my space rocket,you no need put money in my pocketthe door is closed I just lock itI put my birthplug in your socket....genius. They dont make songs like that any more. Its like the future, with 1980s special effects. And that moustache.

Ok, maybe it isnt completely fair. Ok, maybe it isnt fair at all. So I admit that... Plus I'm not trying to discriminate against any person or company...im simply stating the facts, that particular phrases returned particular results. Please dont try and use this information in your defence in an argument. It won't hold up in court either, trust me. Have I now escaped blame? No, probably not. You think im breaking the rules? I thought it was ok, after I read the google toolbar thread. http://forums.xisto.com/topic/576-google-toolbar/page-2#entry9057

Ok, there have been a few heated discussions about Internet Service providers on Xisto lately, about which ones are bad/good etc, so I thought I'd put it to the 3 billion or whatever pages indexed on google, to see what they thought. Now, I'm totally impartial to all of this, so I thought the fairest way possible was to type "*internet servicer provider* is crap" into google, and see what happened. heres what I found. Note that these results are what happened when i typed "(service provider listed on left) is crap", with speech marks. There are the most popular UK ones on there. sorry other countries! Why not post findings of your ISP on here, if you like. EXAMPLE: | "Virgin Net is crap" | UK online - 0 BT internet / BT yahoo - 0 Virgin Net - 0 V two one / V21 - 0 Freeserve - 3 BT broadband - 4 NTL - 63 (note that this includes NTL's TV service, not just internet - "NTL home" returned 0 results) AOL - 321 I'd call that fairly conclusive. Please note that this in no way depicts which are better than others, Im just relying on facts that probably dont count towards anything in the scheme of things. Thankyou all, Vacant. google is in no way connected with these results. Results not garanteed and are subject to change. Make cheques payable to Vacant. Are you still reading this? Well, ive run out of ideas now, go and read all the other post on this forum you fool.

I would suggest password protecting your PC. It worked for me... noone can get on it now. Uh huh, and I wonder what they were...

I have 160, 40 of which are used. nice. The first PC I ever had had 8 gigs. Yes, 8 gigs. As you can imagine, i filled it up pretty quick...

Chris Blunden (alias Vacant)Magneticlemon@hotmail.comHope im not too late!EDIT: It looks like I am. Oh darn. Hmm, i really wanted one of those too well, i guess I'll just have to beg off someone else...

Thats a good point... I could just use math.random to create random 6 figure numbers (hex codes!) Thats genius! And thanks spectre for the code, it works like it should. I see what I should have done now... Thanks a lot guys. This should be very useful (even if at first it seems pointless!) :D

In England its "football." Yes. The national game. I live in england, its a good place really. True about the hospitals and everythin though! I would just like to take this opportunity to say that we do not live in posh country estates, and we do not talk like the royal family.I saw The Day After Tomorrow, there all the "english" talk about is the royal family, man united football team and rum/whisky. This is a ridiculously over-stereotypical view. Plus they are all played by americans trying to do an english accent. Hmm. Doesnt work, unforunately.And english people always seem to be the bad guys in films.... ah well, i can live with it.

Okay, my problem is this: Im trying to create a table, with 10 cells. Each is 20x20 px, but has a background colour that is pretty much random (color names taken from an array of 10). This would mean that the cells would be coloured differently, and when the page was reloaded the colours would be different. Well, this is what I got, and it almost worked: [/br]<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN">[br][/br]<html>[br]<head>[/br] <title>Untitled</title>[br]</head>[br][/br]<body>[br][/br][/br]<table border="0" border="#FFF">[br]<tr>[br][/br]<script language="javascript">[/br]var number = Math.round(Math.random()*9)[br][/br]var random = new Array(9)[br]random[0] = "salmon"[/br]random[1] = "silver"[br]random[2] = "pink"[/br]random[3] = "purple"[br]random[4] = "seagreen"[/br]random[5] = "orange"[br]random[6] = "green"[/br]random[7] = "yellow"[br]random[8] = "red"[/br]random[9] = "blue"[br][/br]var i;[br][/br]for (i = 1; i < 11; i++) [br] { [/br] document.write("<td width='20px' border='#000' bgcolor='" + random[number] + "' height='20px'> </td>"); [br] }[/br]</script>[br][/br]</tr>[br]</table>[/br]</body>[br]</html> The cells appear as they should, the color is different each time the page is loaded. BUT, shock horror, the individual cells arent different colours. They are, eg, all blue, or all yellow on any one page load. I was aiming for different colours in each different cell each time. How should I go about this? (obviously, there might be a COUPLE that may be of the same colour but thats ok) Thanks guys. Any help or comments at all would be greatly appriciated.

I HATE GOOGLE TOO! :D I HATE GOOGLE AS WELL!AND INTERNET EXPLORER! After that sweeping statement, i should probably provide a reason. IE crashes about once every 57 seconds (running average). I would like to take this opportunity to announce that my default browser is now officially Mozilla 0.9. Thankyou, ladies and gentlemen. Also, the google toolbar is pointless. In fact, after a spyware incident I've gone off toolbars altogether. Go and buy a frisbee.

I know english, doing GCSE german. Is there a topic about this somewhere else in the forum or am I just having dej? v?? (yes, i do french as well)

I love it! I was really good, unfortunately I had to get rid of our old dos pc, so it was no more Though now they have a Windows 98/XP versn! Yay!It took ages for me to get past level 11 on the original. You know the one with the pink thing with arrows. Ahh...they dont make them like they used to.

It looks good...from their website/adverts/judjing by previous versions/etc. However, I can't actually get it since its not out for PC! Its an outrage. I don't have a console, (pcs are better than any console obviously) so I'm Driv3r deprived. That happened with Midtown Madness 3 as well. Its ridiculous.I'm thinking parts of that will cause people to threaten me through private messaging. Oh well

I have nothing against the olympics, but why does it have to interrupt ordinary, decent TV? I miss all of my fav programmes on BBC1 because of it. It really annoys me. Why don't they just make a terrestrial BBC sport channel...they can have it on that, if people want to watch it. Well, it seems simple to me.

I do! I do! My fav car of the moment is the nissan 350Z, also I'm particularly interested in the VW Beetle RSI.Tip: For people to look at you, don't get a car in silver. I saw a brand new 04 reg (I live in the UK) Ferrari...guess what colour? SILVER. Oh, it was painful.Unfortunetly, I cant actually drive at the moment, as im only 15. I guess i'll just have to wait.

Wheres the control panel for the PHP guestbook (located in the "addon script" in the Scripts library in cpanel)? eg I want to change the colour and stuff Thanks, its probly just something i overlooked... My guestbook is at http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ Thanks very much guys

At the moment you can get a 2MB bw package... so no, im not in favour It would mean cutting down on the services you offer.