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There is this guy and this girl and they want to have sex. So they go to the girls house and before entering the girl stops the guy and says. "My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk of our bunk bed and I do not want her to know what we are doing, so when I say `baloney` it means push harder, and when I say `pastrami` it means push slower." With this the two get onto the top bunk and have sex. First, the girl moans, "baloney,baloney,baloney" then shouts "pastrami,pastrami,pastrami" and then back to "baloney,baloney,baloney" Finally, the girls sister says "Will you guys quit making sandwiches up there, you`re getting mayonaise all over me!"

My husband's brother-in-law,Joseph,an American real estate agent,came to China for a short visit to our city.To show hospitality at the welcoming dinner party,Mr.Sun,the host,entertained Joseph with Chinese wine,saying,"According to our custom,a brother-in-law coming to his wife's native country for the first time must drink three cups of wine."Joseph declined the offer by saying,"Thank you,but I can't drink even one drop." "Then our dinner won't be over without your drinking at least one cup,"insisted Mr. Sun. To this,Joseph responded,"The Korean War is over,Don't attack the Americans any more."

The other day a Chinese told me that to go with the traditional custom,one's marriage has to be decided by his or her parents and that accordingly,her mother's marriage was arranged by her grandparents,but her sister has broken the tradition. "How?"I asked. "Her marriage was arranged by her unborn baby." "What do you mean?"I was puzzled. "She had to get married because of her premarital pregnancy,"She explained in embarrassment. 　

As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,I asked the driver,"Do you agree that 'Time is money'?" "Well,it's a very common saying.Who will care so much about that?"the driver answered . "Look,the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped,"I pointed at the meter. "Oh.yes.You've got a point here,In this case,time is money for both of us,"added the driver.

Alright. Thanks for the information, I've been trying to teach myself PHP with some other tutorials. All they manage to do is confuse me to death...lol. I never thought of going to the PHP main site and seeing if they offer tuts on PHP. Thanks again, J. (TS)

Among a whole array of features, yes Avant does have a built-in Pop-Up stopper. If you want to find out more about this browser, you should check out their site. They could explain the features better than I ever could. Avant Browser Later, J. (TS)

I was using that one for a while, but it kept freezing up my computer. That's when I found Avant, which also has tabs. It's a lot more stable than MyIE2. Not to mention, it has a sleek look...

Very, very nice. I like the background you used a lot. It's simple and still get's the message across to webusers... :: applause ::

At this moment in time, I'm using the Avant Browser. It's an edited verion of the IE browser, only a lot better. It kinda resembles netscape a bit, but it's a lot more user-friendly. Although, it still uses IE as the base of it's scripting, but with it's own scripting it fixes some of the problems everyone has with IE... I love this browser.

This is my first, ever sig. I've never had one before, except for a text sig. This is the first graphic sig I've made. What do you guys think?

Thank you, ever so much. I got #2 or #3 I forget which it was. I was kinda surprised thought, I figured they would all be taken already. This email is awesome and I absolutely love it... Thanks again, J. (TS)

Yeh thats wats happening for me. As i sed cpanel file manager shows 0 files and 0 directorys, its totally blank.

WINDOWS XP HIDDEN APPS Not much of a tutorial but there are alot of hidden and interesting commands you might want to take a look at.To run any of these apps go to Start > Run and type the executable name (ie charmap).WINDOWS XP HIDDEN APPS:=========================================1) Character Map = charmap.exe (very useful for finding unusual characters)2) Disk Cleanup = cleanmgr.exe3) Clipboard Viewer = clipbrd.exe (views contents of Windows clipboard)4) Dr Watson = drwtsn32.exe (Troubleshooting tool)5) DirectX diagnosis = dxdiag.exe (Diagnose & test DirectX, video & sound cards)6) Private character editor = eudcedit.exe (allows creation or modification of characters)7) IExpress Wizard = iexpress.exe (Create self-extracting / self-installing package)Microsoft Synchronization Manager = mobsync.exe (appears to allow synchronization of files on the network for when working offline. Apparently undocumented).9) Windows Media Player 5.1 = mplay32.exe (Retro version of Media Player, very basic).10) ODBC Data Source Administrator = odbcad32.exe (connecting to databases)11) Object Packager = packager.exe (to do with packaging objects for insertion in files, appears to have comprehensive help files).12) System Monitor = perfmon.exe (very useful, highly configurable tool, tells you everything you ever wanted to know about any aspect of PC performance, for uber-geeks only )13) Program Manager = progman.exe (Legacy Windows 3.x desktop shell).14) Remote Access phone book = rasphone.exe (documentation is virtually non-existant).15) Registry Editor = regedt32.exe [also regedit.exe] (for hacking the Windows Registry).16) Network shared folder wizard = shrpubw.exe (creates shared folders on network).17) File siganture verification tool = sigverif.exe1 Volume Control = sndvol32.exe (I've included this for those people that lose it from the System Notification area).19) System Configuration Editor = sysedit.exe (modify System.ini & Win.ini just like in Win98! ).20) Syskey = syskey.exe (Secures XP Account database - use with care, it's virtually undocumented but it is used to encrypt passwords).21) Microsoft Telnet Client = telnet.exe22) Driver Verifier Manager = verifier.exe (seems to be a utility for monitoring the actions of drivers, might be useful for people having driver problems. Undocumented).23) Windows for Workgroups Chat = winchat.exe (appears to be an old NT utility to allow chat sessions over a LAN, help files available).24) System configuration = msconfig.exe (can use to control starup programs)25) gpedit.msc used to manage group policies, and permissionsEnjoy!

I use Opera, since it is better at keeping your privacy for yourself. My internet explorer is completely filled with spyware :? so I guess there's no other solution than to use Opera

So to bug everyone again. Like what OpaQue says, the info domain i obtian do have some problems. When i key in the nameserver, an error pop up.ERROR:The name server ns1.Astahost.com is not a valid name server registered with the registry.ERROR:The name server ns2.Astahost.com is not a valid name server registered with the registry.Is there another name server address i can use?Can someone help me regarding this? I hope to use addon domain for my non-profit sites. Thanks in Advance.

Ads ont his forum are fine with me. I can understand that ads here are a way to earn some $ to pay for the server renting etc. So its all right to have a untidy forum but still has superb hosting. Isnt what the hosting attracted you here instead of the forum?

My favorite film is Matrix, first part. I think that is Classic!Butterfly Effect also very good film!!

phpnuke.org BEST! Xoobs

I use notepad and DreamWeaver for designe

Recently I could not access the Xisto site i guess due to maintainence. (everything was working fine before) but now eversince it has been back up from whatever happened I have been on cpanel and my own ftp program (flashfxp) and the root directory shows up blank (no files). The files are still there because my phpnuke project still works from a normail browser.Please help!!

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Just to add in...Try hotscripts.com or http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ are also various scripts around.

Php is not hard to learn.. There are a lot of tutorials out there. For me, i learn from php.net, reading all the tutorial out there. Once you understand the basic, go find opensource scripts and take a look at it. A lot can be learn from such experiences.

I use notepad. Its real simple and plain. Try AceHtml Pro. Its great as well..

You must be a free profit organization. Alternatively, you can rent virtual serves from webhost which comes with cpanel.