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  1. The only way Paint would work is if you built it pixel by pixel, and even then, it may still be blurry. I for one use editPlus and Photoshop.
  2. I find it hard to believe that, that would happen.Google has built up from the ground far different from other corporations.They don't hire employees in the traditional way in fact.They make billboards will complex paradoxes that are the URLs of websites.If one figures out the paradox and goes to the site they are given a chance to work at google.Google is just too different.
  3. I use all of the following: Adblock: I use this because it blocks images and frames/iframes in a snap. Just right-click and bam! Adblock Plus: I use this because it can block flash objects. Useful for YouTube and Myspace. dugged: This lets me see a duggmirror link next to stories on the frontpage on digg.com so I don't have to type it in the address box when I want to see a story that has suffered from the digg effect. easyGestures: This makes going back and forth between tabs and websites much easier. I just press the scrollbar down and it pops up and I can move my mouse in the direction of the operation I want to perform. I can also enter web addresses very easily in this manner. Fasterfox: This is an essential for any Firefox user. It optimizes every aspect of Firefox and is easily the first extension you should download. IE Tab: This allows me to render pages in IE but in Firefox. Therefore letting me use Microsoft Updates through Firefox and check that my HTML is correctly rendered in Internet Explorer. IE View: This extension allows me to specify a website I want to open in IE. When that site is opened in Firefox it is closed and reopened in IE. I should probably remove this as IE Tab does it better. Splash!: This adds a splash loading screen to the opening of Firefox. Firefox tends to open fairly slow, and this spices it up a bit. I'll probably get Firebug soon. I also use a really good firefox tweak. Here is is: I use the Firefox Vista theme, it's not a huge difference since I'm using Windows 2000, however the default theme is uglier than a pork chop.
  4. I do believe that Google will come out with a Spyware program in the future. I, however, do not believe that Google will EVER come out with Anti-Virus, because of one simple reason: They have a licensing deal with Symantec Corporation to distribute the Norton AntiVirus 2005 program. It gives this out for free in a Google software pack. You can choose which programs to install, one of which choices is Norton AntiVirus of course. You can get the pack here: http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/
  5. Thanks for clarifying that! I don't mind much as I code html more than I use scripts.
  6. I, however, would recommend Mambo over Joomla!Although either one isn't really good for a site.Coding yourself is always best.
  7. If she gets fired I will dance in the streets likes Sunni's after Saddam's execution.
  8. Yeah that's probably it... Except it's not. Of course there is probably no reason why the team leader doesn't like her at all nor does the principal. Because you know they aren't adults or anything. You guys are pretty quick to jump the gun. Please, it was a joke from a little watched video on youtube. Take off your angry cap anytime sir.
  9. It's an older version of cPanel I know that much....
  10. If you want a very small news program that can integrate into a website try Sloppy News.
  11. It's the one I have now.I got it this year.533mhz intel pentium three.384 mb ram.really old mother board30gig HD.and ummm some crappy intregrated video card. i am upgrading with a new hard drive+processor and a new mobo for my birhtday probably. then on christmas im getting a new video card and 1 gig of ram.i'm probably gonna get a new case and monitor too eventually.sweet huh?running windows 2000 btw.
  12. My teacher is a terrible person. She is ridiculously mean. She gives out homework just to see my classmates and I suffer at the hands of her burning wretchedness. She's also overweight. She's HUGE. I mean she is so big, she's bigger than my great grandmother! (Corny joke, most people won't get it). At one point, she was almost fired. All of the students in my 8th grade algebra 1 class did terrible on a test. I MEAN TERRIBLE. It was out of 52. I won't say what I got but it was in between 18 and 20. I hate her. So on thursday we had an assembly. We were told to behave approporiately and nothing more. So we are there and me and my friends are whispering and just having fun. Nobody hears us. The only reason she saw is because my one friend is retarded and is sitting there moving around with his head in his hands. So she gives my friends after school detentions because she didn't see me. However my friend says she found out I was talking too and I will have an afterschool detention on wednesday. This is ridiculous. If I have an afterschool detention I WILL e-mail my prinicipal.God, she is terrible. Notice from BuffaloHELP: One of the reasons The Vent section was closed last time was due to abusing the VENT as a propaganda hatred forum. The Vent is NOT designed so that you don't have to watch what you are saying. This is stil the forum of Xisto and your expression can be delivered without using such crude words. I have given warning for even lesser than this post. This is your last warning. Do not abuse The Vent section.
  13. Islam is the most violent religion I've ever had the chance to read about. I swear they will chop off a head at any chance they get. Let's take a real life example into play. They are depicted as violent, suicide bombers in a Danish cartoon. How do they respond to this? They blow up several bombs that are strapped to themselves, and they hold several protests saying "Kill those cartoonists!". Yeah that's a real happy go lucky religion right there. Call me violent again and I'll kill you!!! We do not blow up ourselves! (Usually followed by an explosion). And guess what? Governments are beginning to fall into their plan. They continually base there decisions around the opinions of these guys. Just because someone thinks you are violent and disagrees with your religion, does not meanthat you should threaten their lives. That's just ridiculous.
  14. Why are atheists so god-darn smug? They always complain about Christians preaching to them (in which I believe they exaggerate) and then they go around preaching every chance they get. It's always "God isn't real" this and "I am right, you are wrong" that. I don't care! I could not care less about your opinion, and you shouldn't care about mine. Just because I mention God in a conversation doesn't mean I'm preaching to you. I am not a freakin' Pat-Robertson-psycho-crazy-lobotomy-needing Christian preacher. I'm just a kid who goes to church and believes Jesus is his savior. Give me a break. Just because I am a creationist doesn't make me retarded. Stop acting like you know everything because that's just it, you don't. So for the love of god please just shut up atheists.[/endrant]
  15. http://www.espn.com/nfl/news/story?id=2778713 Wow man, the Broncos are taking a lot of hits these days.
  16. Here are a few PHP news scripts that are similar to PHP-Cow: DGNews http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ DGNews is small and simple but powered news publishing script. Easy installation, no programing required. But you can still change whatever you want (for advance user). Feature: add unlimited categories, automatic news image thumbnailed, click count, user comment, print view and many others. Include full lay out, but sure, you can modify what you need. News System http://winged.info/project/news Winged news system sports single user account, data is stored in text files, formatting text by BBCode, posts can be filed under multiple categories, custom publishing date, automatically generated archives and RSS feed. Page News http://www.philippkindt.de/pagenews/ Pagenews is easy-to install news script and has a comfortable web-based admin area for managing the script. It allows the webmaster to design every detail through its template - based system. It supports an unlimited number of user accounts. Pagenews is Free software, licensed under the GNU GPL. News Publishing Content Management System 2.3 http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ The JPowered News Publishing Content Management System makes it easy for non-technical users to update and manage articles, press releases, news stories, headlines, and editorials. No HTML or programming knowledge is required, the system enables almost anyone to add a powerful News Content system to any web or intranet site. Overview This system allows you to concentrate on writing your articles without worrying about the underlying HTML or programming code. ======================== I hope that helps you. I would say that wordpress is better than sNews but they are both really poor if you are looking for a good news CMS.
  17. This is a great book. Author: Suzanne Collins Released: 1 September 2003 Publisher: Scholastic Genre: Fantasy Followed by: Gregor and the Prophecy of Bane Cover: I've read every book in this series and I love them all. Summary: Notice from BuffaloHELP: Plagiarized from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregor_the_Overlander Warning issued.
  18. Thanks for the warm welcome everyone!
  19. The only reason she shaved her head is because like Tyrone Biggums she: Notice from BuffaloHELP: Copied from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrone_Biggums
  20. Operating System: Windows 2000 ProfessionalProcessor: Intel Pentium 3 533 MegahertzGraphics Card: I use integrated graphicsRAM: 382 MegabytesMotherboard: IntelMonitor: Some old crappy oneSpeakers: Extra nice onesDrives: One CD-ROM drive and one CD-RW drive.HD: 30 gigabytesFor my birthday on April 30th 2007 I am getting an 80gig HD and a 128mb NVIDIA graphics card so don't worry too much about me
  21. Bring on the bald jokes:Britney Spears is so bald when she takes a shower she gets brainwashed.Britney Spears is so bald you can see what's on her mind.Britney Spears is so bald, she curls her hair with rice.Britney Spears is so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like roll on deodorant.
  22. Please tell me how injecting yourself with a formula helps your eyes and helps you have a better swing.
  23. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KHTML http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webkit It's not just another browser, I assure you.
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