Watermonkey

Buddy you're a boy who can't write you're own lyrics, gonna get hit with a lawsuit someday. You got brown-nosing filth all over your face. Geez, whatever happened to originality?

Well I can't afford to make exceptions. Once word has leaked out a pirate has gone soft, it's nothing but work work work all the time!

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great! If a sperm gets wasted, God gets quite irate!

Damn straight I am! Punk!

You've been swatted by the black cat!

The Sock Gnome has come and gone!

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

Happy Birthday Mr. Helperton! Stay out of trouble!

Nihili est - in vita priore ego imperator romanus fui

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

Non illigitamus carborundum

FFFTTTTTTTT!!! *SWIPE*