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  1. Well, if you want know how optimized I am, try searching "googlue" in google! Click here to get search results on googlue! I am at the top! But who will search googlue??? When you optimize, try using terms that are commonly searched for in the field of your website. Googlue!
  2. Hi!With so many choices for ads, we are confused. Every option will have its goods and bads. In your experience/opinion, which is the best?Helpful if you can also write a few lines to explain why it is so...Googlue!
  3. Not sure about Africa, at least in my region I can use it easily. If you cannot, then there are other choices: http://www.clicksor.com/ http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ Check these out too... Googlue!
  4. Mick, that is asking too much from a newbie! Be kind and explain what each of your choices are! I know you are kind, but don't flabbergast people like this, man. ooh! Googlue!
  5. I have AdSense on my site. It works well. Picks up relevant keywords and displays ads related to them. You can even direct what to display by typing some terms in the file but not actually displaying them. Check here if you like... http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ and also check the links available from there: Webblogs, Help, MedConf... I have also used clicksor ads in the Weblogs page. See if you can spot them! Actually, WebSearch is better. In my homepage above, there is a google search box. When you search using that you get paid if you click on any ad links in the results page! Googlue!
  6. There is another solution. This uses both <meta refresh> and javascript. Here it goes: index.html: [br]<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN">[/br]<HTML>[br]<HEAD>[/br][br]<TITLE>Googlue!</TITLE>[/br]<META HTTP-EQUIV="Refresh" CONTENT="0;URL=YOURNAME.trap17.com/main/index.php">[br][/br]<script LANGUAGE="JavaScript"><!--[br]function redirect () { setTimeout("go_now()",000); }[/br]function go_now () { window.location.href = "YOURNAME.trap17.com/main/index.php"; }[br]//--></SCRIPT>[br][/br]</HEAD>[/br]<BODY onLoad="redirect()">[br]<!-- This page will redirect immediately. Change this text to whatever you want or delete it! Googlue! Have fun! -->[/br]</BODY>[br]</HTML> Enjoy![/br]Googlue!
  7. I think what melkonianarg is asking is different. He wants YOURNAME.trap17.com to open YOURNAME.trap17.com/main/index.php instead... Is that so melkonianarg? Well, here it goes: You have to use META REDIRECT tag. <META HTTP-EQUIV="Refresh" CONTENT="1;URL=YOURNAME.trap17.com/main/index.php"> this redirects to the destination page after 1 second. You can change the time to 0 seconds also, when it will be instantaneous. Make a blank html file and name it index,html and place it in the public_html directory of your site. Insert the above code after proper modification and next, when you open your site it will open directly at your index.php of mambo! Full example of index.html: <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN">[br][/br]<html>[br]<head>[/br]<title>Googlue!</title>[br]<META HTTP-EQUIV="Refresh" CONTENT="0;URL=YOURNAME.trap17.com/main/index.php">[/br]</head>[br]<body>[/br]<!-- This page will redirect immediately. Change this text to whatever you want or delete it! Googlue! Have fun! -->[br]</body>[/br]</html>
  8. Mario, thanks for that tip!A new use for a very versatile liquid! Others: Coke can also be used to relieve the sting from Jelly Fish. All you have to do is pour the Coke over the sting. Tanning: applying coke instead of a tanning cream does the trick The Navy uses Coke to help preserve it's submarines. To clean ancient bronze coins. Badly corroded coins are first soaked in 100 percent lye for several weeks, then in the final stage, they are soaked in Coke and hand cleaned. Common Cold: Take some fresh ginger and put it in a pot with a can of Coca Cola. Let it come to a boil and then cook on a low heat for a few minutes. Drink while warm. It will ease your cold symptoms! Add a 2 liter coca cola (the real thing!) to you kettle and let it settle for a day. Then rinse your kettle out a few times and wipe clean and kapow its clean! Your kettle is now de-scaled and dirt free! To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. JLM from Troy MI sent in this tip; "I heard that Coca Cola took out stains so I tried it on a wine stain and it worked like a charm!" To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl. Let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china. You are right!
  9. Instructions on how to clean your toilet 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog
  10. OK. Now the lobby has become dirty Why should you talk about politics here LOL? We are happy without it! As for Bush, he is the most intelligent president his country had ever had - Check these out: George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. I don't know what to do here" says the devil. "you are on my list but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. "I have got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves". [br]George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. [br][/br]The devil opened the first door, in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving and surfacing over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long. [br][/br]The devil led him to the next room. in it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer time after time after time. "No I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I would was break rocks all day. "commented George. [br][/br]The devil opened a third door. in it George saw Bill Clinton. lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Llewinsky, doing what she does best. [/br]George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said. "Yeah, I can handle this" [br][/br]The devil smiled and said........... [br]"OK Monica you are free to go". [/br]Three American soldiers driving from Basra to Baghdad on a routine patrol. They were moving north along the road when they came upon an Iraqi insurgent who was unconscious and badly wounded at the side of the road. Then they noticed an American marine on the other side of the road who was also badly wounded and moaning in pain. [br][/br]They began working on the two casualties and asked the marine what had happened. [br][/br]He clenched his teeth and told them the story between gasps for air. [br][/br]"I was patrolling the west side of the road moving south when I came upon that fellow over there moving north. We got our weapons leveled onto each other at the same time. After a couple of seconds I said, "Sadaam Hussein is an ****!" So he goes, "George Bush is an ****!" We were standing there in the road shaking hands when a truck hit us." Hope, no war starts on this thread!!! Googlue!
  11. Welcome riao,No other free host that I know gives you so much!!! To continue here, just be active and don't spam! When you make useful posts, your posts count automatically increases and don't do anything illegal!!Googlue!
  12. Welcome Helena, to Xisto!This is a great forum and you will have a great time here... I am sure...Be a good member and help others and you will get all you need her...Good luck with your aspirations for a medical school.Googlue!
  13. Welcome Solanky!We have communicated earlier and I bet you will have a great time and hosting here...You cannot get a better host than Xisto. The forum is just great!BTW, I feel exorcist is from India. Aren't you, exorcist?Googlue!
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    HI! skazi,welcome to Xisto. be a good member... help others and you can expect the best help possible here...Googlue!
  15. OH! I have get my eyes tested... Sorry about this, lib2day! But your input is highly appreciated...Will reinstall the PHP nuke.BTW, which is the best content management system? Googlue!
  16. lib2day,Yes you are right.That script works fine now!gotcha, it must be fine with you now? Post here if you have any other problems...
  17. I have pointed a .info domain to a folder in my site. Now I want to change the folder to which it points. In the cpanel, I do not see an option to change the properties of an add-on domain, I can only add more! I can't even delete and add again!Please help!Googlue!
  18. I want to move all the contents of a folder to another folder as I have pointed a domain to the new folder. Actually PHP nuke is installed in the folder that I want to move. What is the method to move? Is it as tedious as downloading everything to my PC and uploading again to the new folder, or is there a simpler method?If I move everything, will the SQL connection stay? or will it go beeping???ThanksGooglue!
  19. Welcome Jave! Nice info about your country Bahrain... I have many friends whose parents are staying at Bahrain... You know, the unfortunate idea is that any Gulf country is same... Your info is very lucid. Thanks Googlue!
  20. Hi! SolankyI am from Karnataka...Been in New Delhi several times... Worked in Rajasthan for 3 years...What do you do?To add reputation to anybody, go to one of their posts and click on the "+" link next to their "reputaion" under their avatar in the left pane. You will be taken to a page and write out a reason why you are raising his/her reputation... that's it!Hope it's useful!Googlue!
  21. Hi, SolankyNice to meet you here...Where in India are you?There is no partiality at all... just checking...
  22. OK, Sorry I was not aware where the humour section was...I was actually wondering why there is ni humour section!Thanks mobile for recommending move to the appropriate section!Googlue!
  23. History of IT names: NOT A JOKE... COPIED FROM SOMEWHERE... MODS: YOU NEED NOT COUNT THE POST... JUST FOUND IT INTERESTING... & INFORMATIVE... LG - combination of two popular Korean brands Lucky and Goldstar. Linux - Linus Torvalds originally used the Minix OS on his system which he replaced by his OS. Hence the working name was Linux (Linus' Minix). He thought the name to be too egotistical and planned to name it Freax(free + freak + x). His friend Ari Lemmke encouraged Linus to upload it to a network so it could be easily downloaded. Ari gave Linus a directory called linux on his FTP server, as he did not like the name Freax. (Linus' parents named him after two-time Nobel Prize winner Linus Pauling) Lotus (Notes) - Mitch Kapor got the name for his company from 'The Lotus Position' or 'Padmasana'. Kapor used to be a teacher of Transcendental Meditation of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. Microsoft - coined by Bill Gates to represent the company that was devoted to MICROcomputer SOFTware. Originally christened Micro-Soft, the '-' was removed later on. Mozilla - When Marc Andreesen, founder of Netscape, created a broswer to replace Mosaic (also developed by him), it was named Mozilla (Mosaic-Killer, Godzilla). The marketing guys didn't like the name however and it was re-christened Netscape Navigator. ORACLE - Larry Ellison and Bob Oats were working on a consulting project for the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency). The code name for the project was called Oracle(the CIA saw this as the system to give answers to all questions or something such). The project was designed to help use the newly written SQL code by IBM. The project eventually was terminated but Larry and Bob decided to finish what they started and bring it to the world. They kept the name Oracle and created the RDBMS engine. Later they kept the same name for the company. Red Hat - Company founder Marc Ewing was given the Cornell lacrosse team cap (with red and white stripes) while at college by his grandfather. He lost it and had to search for it desperately. The manual of the beta version of Red Hat Linux had an appeal to readers to return his Red Hat if found by anyone ! SAP - "Systems, Applications, Products in Data Processing", formed by 4 ex-IBM employees who used to work in the 'Systems/Applications/Projects' group of IBM. SCO (UNIX) - from Santa Cruz Operation. The company's office was in Santa Cruz. Sony - from the Latin word 'sonus' meaning sound, and 'sonny' a slang used by Americans to refer to a bright youngster. SUN - founded by 4 Stanford University buddies, SUN is the acronym for Stanford University Network. UNIX - When Bell Labs pulled out of MULTICS (MULTiplexed Information and Computing System), which was originally a joint Bell/GE/MIT project, Ken Thompson and Dennis Ritchie of Bell Labs wrote a simpler version of the OS. They needed the OS to run the game Space War which was compiled under MULTICS. It was called UNICS - UNIplexed operating and Computing System by Brian Kernighan. It was later shortened to UNIX. Xerox - The inventor, Chestor Carlson, named his product trying to say dry' (as it was dry copying, markedly different from the then prevailing wet copying). The Greek root `xer' means dry. Yahoo! - the word was invented by Jonathan Swift and used in his book 'Gulliver's Travels'. It represents a person who is repulsive in appearance and action and is barely human. Yahoo! founders Jerry Yang and David Filo selected the name because they considered themselves yahoos.
  24. IT Heights... HEIGHT OF ISOLATION: Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other. HEIGHT OF COWARDICE: Two persons fighting through emails. HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS: Receiving no emails for a week. HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION: The email server being down. HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS: Writing a love mail and doing a 'Send All.' HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS: A person sending email to himself HEIGHT OF EXPECTATION: Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match HEIGHT OF REPETITION: Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same email forwarded back to you By some one in the receiving chain. HEIGHT OF BROWSING: U r swimming in the water tank and shout 'F1 F1 F1 ' instead of shouting 'HELP' when u are unable to swim... Got from somewhere... thought it's a nice one and must share with you all...Googlue!
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