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How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries.-- Executed in electric chair in Oklahoma. ~~ James French, d. 1966
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Elaine Dickinson: [Cutting room-floor scene: Flight #209 has gone into yet another nose dive] ... Ted, the altitude! We're falling, Ted! We're falling! *The mountains, Ted! The mountains!* Ted Striker: What *mountains?* We're over IOWA! Elaine Dickinson: The... THE CORNFIELDS, TED! THE CORNFIELDS!
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Still trying to figure out GRUB(?). You know, asks what partition in which I would like to boot. Every Linux update I do adds (1-2) options(s) to that list.
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Well I could've been an actor, but I wound up here. I Just have to look good, I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
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Haven't had a status update in a while, so: "Dou you believe in life after love"
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That was the first song that came to mind.
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so you WERE drinking
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I wisk, but, no.
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This is chrome-plated stove-pipe triple-nickle eight ball, angels eight, five in the slot, boots on and laced, I wanna bounce and blow.
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Ironically, when doctors in Los Angeles, California went on strike in 1976, the daily number of deaths in the city dropped 18%. You can send a postcard from Hell. There is a small town located in the Cayman Islands called "Hell." They even have a post office.
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Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.
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Remember to use multiple cats, so that if one isn't average, you'll get a more accurate result.
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yea, use multiple cats. a few may die if they fall from 20 stories and you will need a reserve stash
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this is like testing if the toast falls on the butter side or not. you know what's wrong with that test? people are starving to death and we're throwing bread in the air to see on which side it lands on
but who cares about cats... it's not like their edible anyway... or are they?
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My theory on why the Mayan(?) calendar ends on 2012: They said "**** it! I don't want to do this anymore. Bye everyone, I'm going to live my life, not make calendars."
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don't worry, anwiii is paying for our tickets while I bring in all my supermodel friends. Does it have to be japanese? because I'm out of Japanese at christmas time, you know. I do keep around a few spare chinese ones...
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I thought Chinese once, but didn't get far with that one (couldn't imagine it).
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we should arrange the apocalypse afterparty as well.
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Decided to look for a girlfriend. http://www.knowledgesutra.com/forums/topic/74096-i-decided-i-need-an-english-speaking-japanese-girlfriend/
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Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga? - Manson
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"Only 2 things are infinite: the universe and human idiocy. And i'm not sure about the former" - Albert Einstein