OpaQue 15 Report post Posted August 14, 2010 Unmarried Pregnancy... A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, She confides this 'news' to her mother. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did This to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature And distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the Girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the Problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family Situation, but I'll take responsibility. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, If there is a miscarriage or unsuccessful delivery , what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand Firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You can try again!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
web_designer 7 Report post Posted August 16, 2010 HEY, this was a bad joke but it was funny you made me read it to the last. so opaque you were disappearing for weeks and showed up with this joke. hmmmm i wonder where you were !!! just kidding welcome back opaque and thank you for sharing, (even i am not very greatful, you made me read this hahaa evil admin ). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styla 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2010 lol, that's funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadmad7 4 Report post Posted August 16, 2010 HEY, this was a bad joke but it was funny you made me read it to the last.so opaque you were disappearing for weeks and showed up with this joke. hmmmm i wonder where you were !!! Haha... he had to work double shift for WEEKS to come up with this dirty joke Don't spoil all your staff! Well, now that you are here... CAN YOU GIVE US A UPDATE? please? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anwiii 17 Report post Posted August 16, 2010 i have seen him come in and out like a ghost. he's been around. just under the radar. i thought that joke was hilarious! i dunno if i woulda said, "try again"....but it sure was funny...haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
