ownd 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2005 A student got suspended from school beasue the teacher over heard him talkingabout using php "We're not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB." Parents are frightened by the discovery of this new menace in their children's school, and are demanding the school do something. "We heard that he found out about PHP at school on the internet. There may even be a PHP web ring operating on school grounds," said irate parent Carol Blessing. "School is supposed to be teaching our kids how to read and write. Not about dangerous drugs like PHP." and of course they ran a few drug tests and found out that he didnt do any thingand because quite alot of us know what php really is i had quite a laugh when i found this to find out more about the "dangerouse drug" and find out if youre child is in risk visit http://php.net/ PS: yes its a true story i belive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dooga 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2005 Is that real? I don't think that a teacher would really do that... are you sure it's a legitimate news report? Where did you find it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
biscuitrat 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2005 A student got suspended from school beasue the teacher over heard him talkingabout using php and of course they ran a few drug tests and found out that he didnt do any thing and because quite alot of us know what php really is i had quite a laugh when i found this to find out more about the "dangerouse drug" and find out if youre child is in risk visit http://php.net/ PS: yes its a true story i belive 47930[/snapback] Oh that's hilarious...to the point of me marvelling about how stupid people get by in the world if they're completely computer-illiterate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ownd 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2005 just as biscuitrat said i bet the teacher was some one who know 0 about pc stuff i found this on mine old host (http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/) in the news section Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boyCradle 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2005 lol. that is a very funny story. some people are so technologically-challenged that they mistake some modern things as evil. some of my relatives are actually against internet, because they thought it is all about pornography and bad stuff. If only they know how convinient it is to have computers around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mahesh2k 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2005 Is that real i dont beleive that man it is horriblei dont think visitin php will sue him off but some porn stuff he seen thru college liabrary maybeanyone caught up very badly actually we all seen such stuffs when we are in scholls right Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudeturk 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2005 thats mad my teacher raised me to a higher level when she heard i was doing php! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deaths Aprentice 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2005 thats mad my teacher raised me to a higher level when she heard i was doing php! 48129[/snapback] Same here, lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goosestaf 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2005 aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha!people are so dumb sometimes!" hey man, i'm gettin some php later, u in for some?""nah man ive got me some C++""woah man, don't touch that s**t, it'll f**k ya up dude" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinister 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2005 Thats bs i what school is he and wtf are his teachers dumb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hamtaro 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2005 That's so funny, it's very hard to believe it really happened. It's funny when computer-illiterate people think something such as PHP is a something bad...They shouldn't assume that stuff. Still, that is pretty funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
krap 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2005 lol this is hilarious :D i read the full story at http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ .. very funny.how stupid can they be??and by banning all pages mentioning php they probably got rid of loads because of the file extension. hahahaha btw i will tell my ict teacher i do html and some php and see if i get a higher level. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xedos 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2005 Whaomg. This is the best laugh i've had for ages.I suppose PHP is like a drug. Once you use it, you can't quit it!Roffle, my waffle. This is funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bureX 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2005 LOL, LOL and LOL! I can't beleive that really happened!I guess that they went a wee bit over the line there... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zachtk8702 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2005 hahah, I would sue the school district ............. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites