Advantages Of Being Male...

[slave 0]

For years, people have been debating as to who is superior - MAN or WOMAN!!!!

The following list proves that God is more "partial" to MEN than WOMAN...

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Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth..

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

 

No wonder men are happier.

[t3jem 0]

Wow, this stuff is great! I love the last one!

[Stricken 0]

I myself love the pocket knife one =)If you can find anymore, post em! Awesome~

[Bluebear 0]

Great one, really creative.^^ You or someone else should make a "Advantages of being female" topic too, that would have been a blast. ^^

[slave 0]

dont know why but they moderator warned me for posting this stuff here don't know why . so can i know where i can post such things? like i've many things to post here but don't where to post..

[tricky77puzzle 0]

dont know why but they moderator warned me for posting this stuff here don't know why . so can i know where i can post such things? like i've many things to post here but don't where to post..

I think they warned you because it might be offensive to certain women. We're supposed to be a "kind and caring" community here.

[electriic ink 1]

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Thank you.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Women are more than welcome to do the same Tbh, I don't see why they don't

[bishoujo 0]

Hahaha at the first one! A lot of it is quite true. Some women are quite sloppy though, so the stuff about appearances don't apply to them. Then again, sloppy women are generally deemed to be tomboyish lol