Guys Are Not That Bad

[varalu 0]

Recently had a mail from one of my friends. Thought that Xisto members might enjoy. So...

nice forward to read in the afternoons..

Hilarious?!!!

 

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men:

Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.

Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects.

 

Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

 

 

Here is a guide to the point system:

 

 

 

SIMPLE DUTIES

 

You make the bed (+1)

 

You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)

 

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

 

You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with

 

Beer (-5)

 

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

 

You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)

 

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

 

You pummel it with iron rod (+10)

 

It's her pet (-10)

 

 

 

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

 

You stay by her side the entire party (0)

 

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy

 

(-2)

 

Named Rita (-4)

 

Rita is a dancer (-6)

 

Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)

 

 

 

HER BIRTHDAY

 

You forget her birthday (-50000)

 

You take her out to dinner (0)

 

You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)

 

Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)

 

And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)

 

It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the

 

colours of your favourite team (-10)

 

 

 

A NIGHT OUT

 

You take her to a movie (+2)

 

You take her to a movie she likes (+4)

 

You take her to a movie you hate (+6)

 

You take her to a movie you like (-2)

 

It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)

 

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

 

 

 

ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

 

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]

 

You hesitate in responding (-10)

 

You reply, "Where?" (-35)

 

Any other response (-20)

 

 

 

COMMUNICATION

 

When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks

 

like a concerned __expression (0)

 

You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)

 

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)

 

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

 

Now what chance do you have???

[demank 0]

wow, good advice..i think i should practice all of above. to ease me make a good friend with girl,

[arnz 0]

Not too bad advice for the many guys out there as well. Have many chick friends, but relationships wise is another story. I wasnt one of the "womanisers", etc when i was growing up. Although it wasnt bad to have girl friends and all, especially for those I've been in relationships with at some point.

[iGuest 3]

Guys are not that badGuys Are Not That Bad

that`s so funny. Well but I guess it`s true. At least a part of it. Andwhoever posted it, you made a few points for making me smile. So, thats one thing too. Jokes. Do never ever come with something like  "why are women not beautiful and smart? because then they`d be men!". It is not funny. It is not. At least that is my opinion. So I guess the most important thing is to get her to smile, which are two extra points each 10 seconds. Wwoooow

-reply by Lala