andrej 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2004 A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?"Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!''The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?''Confused, the bartender says no.''Good!'' says the duck. ''Got any grapes?'' Do you like this joke? I couldn't stop laughing!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BioToXiC 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2004 SWat - Spam posts are not included in your request for free hosting and will possibly result in your account being disabled. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Becca 0 Report post Posted December 10, 2004 SWat's post was delete.whooocarresdude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1is big spam...DO NOT DO THAT in the future.Anyways...your joke is bare funny I couldn't stop laughing even reading it and reading jokes normally does NOT make me laugh lmao...ahaha....God I need to tell my friends that.See if those bloody thick brains of theirs get it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XeNoToSs 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2004 ehhh i like it. since i like ducks nad cuz it was funny. ducks r so cool. nice joke man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
