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  1. Thanks,I'll try to get that book...P.S. Srbin,odakle si?
  2. Do you like Steaphen King? What book of him have you read?Suggest me some his good books for reading...
  3. andrej

    Harry Potter (movies)

    I like Harry Potter triology.I have read all 5 books,watched all 3 movies,and I played all 3 parts of Harry Potter PC game.
  4. I was playing CS almost 2 years (1.5 version).But now I stopped.Now,I am playing Half-Life 2.
  5. Here is my favorite song lyrics.If you haven't heard this song yet,then get it right now!!! Nightwish-I wish I had an angelI wish I had an angelFor one moment of loveI wish I had your angeltonightDeep into a dying dayI took a step outside an innocent heartPrepare to hate me fall when I mayThis night will hurt you like never beforeOld loves they die hardOld lies they die harderI wish I had an angelFor one moment of loveI wish I had your angelYour Virgin Mary undoneI`m in love with my lustBurning angel wings to dustI wish I had your angel tonightI`m going down so frail and cruelDrunken disguise changes all the rulesOld loves they die hardOld lies they die harderI wish I had an angelFor one moment of loveI wish I had your angelYour Virgin Mary undoneI`m in love with my lustBurning angel wings to dustI wish I had your angel tonightGreatest thrillNot to killBut to have the prize of the nightHypocriteWannabe friend13th disciple who betrayed me for nothing!Last dance, first kissYour touch, my blissBeauty always comes with dark thoughtsI wish I had an angelFor one moment of loveI wish I had your angelYour Virgin Mary undoneI`m in love with my lustBurning angel wings to dustI wish I had your angel tonightI wish I had an angelI wish I had an angelI wish I had an angelI wish I had an angel
  6. In German:Suche gut gebauten Achtzehn- bis Drei?igj?hrigen zum SchalchtenDer MetzgermeisterHuete treff ich einen HerrnDer hat mich zum Fressen gernWeiche Teile und auch hartestehen auf der SpeisekarteDenn du bistwas du isstund ihr wisstwas es istEs ist mein teil - neinMein Teil - neinDenn das ist mein teil - neinMein Teil - neinDie stumpfe Klinge - gut und rechtIch blute stark und mir ist schlechtMuss ich auch mit der Ohnmacht k?mpfenich esse weiter unter Kr?mpfenIst doch so gut gew?rztund so sch?n flambiertund so liebevoll aug Porellan serviertDazu ein guter Wein und zarterkerzenscheinJa da lass ich mir ZeitEtwas Kultur muss seinDenn du bistwas du isstund ihr wisstwas es istEs ist mein teil - neinMein Teil - neinDenn das ist mein teil - neinYes it's mein teil - neinEin Schrei wird zum himmel fahrenschneidet sich durch engelscharenVom Wolkendach f?llt Federfleischauf meine kindheit mit gekreishEs ist mein teil - neinMein Teil - neinDenn Das ist mein teil - neinMein Teil - nein
  7. Rammstein is one of my favorite bands.I like Du hast,Rammstein,Mein Teil,Links,Angel,Mutter... Have you heard Mein Teil...It's so seek...Here is the lyrics:Looking for a well-built eighteen to thirty-year-old to be slaughteredThe Master ButcherToday i will meet a gentlemanHe likes me so much he could eat me upsoft things and even hard onesare on the menuBecause you arewhat you eatand you knowwhat it isIt is my thing - noMy thing - noBecause that's my thing - noMy thing - noThe dull blade - good and properI'm bleeding heavily and feeling sickAlthough I have to fight to stay awakeI keep eating while in convulsionsIt's just so well seasonedand so nicely flamb?edand so lovingly served on porcelainand with it, a good wine and gentle candlelightYeat, I'll take my timeYou've got to have some cultureBecause you arewhat you eatand you knowwhat it isIt is my thing - noMy thing - noBecause that's my thing - noYes it's my thing - noA cry will ascend to heavenIt will cut through hosts of angelsFeather-flesh will shriekingly fallfrom the top of the clouds into my childhoodIt is my thing - noMy thing - noBecause that's my thing - noMy thing - no
  8. andrej

    Bar Jokes

    Here is one newest:The Hamster ShowA guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing. The bartender agrees, so the guys pulls out a hamster, who begins dancing and singing "Tuff Enuff" by the Fabulous Thunderbirds."That IS amazing!" says the bartender and gives the guy his free beer."If I show you something else amazing, will you give me another beer?" The bartender agrees, so the guy pulls out a small piano and a hamster and a frog. Now the hamster plays the piano while the frog dances and sings "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive.The bartender, completely wowed, gives him another beer. A man in a suit, who's been watching the entire time, offers to buy the frog for a princely sum, which the man agrees to."Are you nuts?" asks the bartender. "You could've made a fortune off that frog.""Can you keep a secret?" asks the man. "The hamster's a ventriloquist."
  9. Why don't you post here you records? Here are my newest: 1st part: my record is: 323.5 2nd part: my record is: don't remember 3th part: my record is: 433.5 4th part: my record is: 1420 5th part: my record is: 4255.5 6th part: my record is: about 21 536 (I think) Can anyone get in top 10 on high score lists on http://www.yetisports.org/ ? It is very hard to get even in first 1000 !!! To send your score,you must play online. TRY IT!!!
  10. andrej

    Bar Jokes

    Here is the another one: A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, ''I'm going down to the pub for a bit, so put your coat on.''The woman replied, ''Oh, sweetie, why? Are you taking me with you?''The man replied, ''No, I'm turning the heat off.''
  11. andrej

    Bar Jokes

    Pig In A Bar A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, ''Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?'' Then the lady answered, ''Excuse me, I think this is a goose.'' And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.''
  12. There are lot of movies I liko so much... but here are 5 best: 1) Perfect Murder 2) Scream (1,2,3) 3) Black rain 4) Don't say a word 5) Officer and Gentleman In 3 of these 5 movies acts Michael Douglas...the best actor of all times
  13. Do you listen Nightwish? It's great metal bend with Tarja as vocal,and four gays (two guitars,and drums and pianist). If you haven't heared any of their songs yet,you must download their mp3-s from site http://nightwish.com/en !!! My favorite songs: I wish I had an angel,Wishmaster,End of all hope,Phantom of the opera,She is my sin...
  14. A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?"Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!''The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?''Confused, the bartender says no.''Good!'' says the duck. ''Got any grapes?'' Do you like this joke? I couldn't stop laughing!!!
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