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How I Was Born? Dads answer to sons question :-)

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How I was born?

Son asks his dad,
"Daddy, how was I born?"

His dad sighs and replies,
"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"

"Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the
delete button."

"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her
operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity
from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS. Then

nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'!"

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Why do jokes like this have to exist? Perverting computers lie that might be funny, but it's still a bit sick. But I'm still gonna email this to my friends.

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Hehehe, that did put a smile on my face :) But aww..the daddy is a nerd and the child is a whoops ..mistake made by his parents ;__; that's sad... I personally would hate it if my son or daughter would realize that he or she was not planned and simply..basically an accident caused by two horny grown-ups o__o Atleast keep it silent right? Otherwise the kid will be walking around his whole life, thinking 'I am an accident..I am a mistake..' .____. Sadness would prevail ;__;

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