OpaQue 15 Report post Posted December 3, 2006 How I was born? Son asks his dad,"Daddy, how was I born?"His dad sighs and replies,"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!" "Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at acyber-cafe.We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit thedelete button.""Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS. Thennine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
master_bacarra 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2006 hehehe. funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
midnitesun 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2006 LOL , dat was really funny , i like the part about there been no firewall between them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavensounds 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2006 hehe...good one! I think that I was made the same way! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Plenoptic 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2006 lol That's really funny. I'm gonna have to share that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
michaelper22 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2006 Why do jokes like this have to exist? Perverting computers lie that might be funny, but it's still a bit sick. But I'm still gonna email this to my friends. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jischoler 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2006 hey, that's pretty ingenious if you ask me. I live in the dorms, and I've got plenty of friends that love to hear computer jokes, etc. I'll definitely have to forward that to them.Thanks for the laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ink 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2006 Hehehe, that did put a smile on my face But aww..the daddy is a nerd and the child is a whoops ..mistake made by his parents ;__; that's sad... I personally would hate it if my son or daughter would realize that he or she was not planned and simply..basically an accident caused by two horny grown-ups o__o Atleast keep it silent right? Otherwise the kid will be walking around his whole life, thinking 'I am an accident..I am a mistake..' .____. Sadness would prevail ;__; Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zero Ziat 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2006 Ha, ink is right there, I didn't think of that while reading the joke, though. XDI will mail this to my friends too!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Calimero 0 Report post Posted October 7, 2007 Oh my gosh thats the funniest thing if heard all holidays!Good on you this is EXTREMELY funny were did you get it from? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dakokoy 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2008 FUNNY ....he he he ...nice one... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ivantoar 0 Report post Posted June 25, 2008 Funny, me and my brothers laugh when we see this. LOL at the "You've got Male!" and no firewall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
litchy 0 Report post Posted June 25, 2008 Ahahaha classic.... where do you find all these anyways, or better yet find the time? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miladinoski 1 Report post Posted December 24, 2008 You've got MALE! :) A great joke. I knew this one but in another form, too lazy to type it in now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surbjit 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2008 Hahah nice one man classic!!Great joke lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites