Igod! Really fun Program

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Why DOnt you ty this page?
http://chatwithigod.com/

Chat with GOD (or is it really god )

You can post you conversations here...

[rvalkass 5]

I've tried that before. You can get some very random conversations:

Me: good riddance to bad rubbish
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  How do you usually introduce yourself?

[nelimitat 0]

this is a nice script that reminds me about the bots in irc network. i had a lot of fun in those days.it doesn't anticipate your answer very well... hmmmyou guys you should probably work harder on this to make it better.anyway good job.

[BuffaloHelp 24]

I have stumped GOD

Me: Hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is known to be your child, sir
God:
  Welcome to my chat room,  known to be your child sir.
Me:
what's your ISP, god?
God:
Are you asking about my  ISP god ?
Me:
Indeed, I am god
God:
  Welcome to my chat room,  god.
Me:
so my name is god, too?
God:
Whoa.   Hi,  god too.
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
yes God does
God:
Take it easy.  I am a Christian.
Me:
I am not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
60% Chicken, 40% byproduct
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
3rd room, west wing

It's been frozen without a response for the last 1 hour. I guess GOD doesn't like me lmao

[sonyguy 0]

LMAO - thats soo funny!

Buffalo good response when it asked what you were, that's a good one!

Me:Do you watch football?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
I hate that show
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
They taste funny though
God:
Oh.  Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
Stress pills
God:
Does "it" still refer to  my train of thought?
Me:
NO
God:
What does it refer to?
Me:
What's that got to do with it anway?
God:
Do you think I should know that?
Me:
Well, yes..
God:
Well what?
Me:
Forget it..
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
No problem
God:
:-)  Next question?

That script is soo fun to mess about with! Thanks for letting me know about that - hours (maybe days) of entertainment ahead

Sorry for double posting but I just got it to admit it was a computer

Me: Are you really God?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  God.
I am  a computer.. Really.

Notice from BuffaloHELP:

Merged as reported.

[thebluekirby 0]

XD it's like one of those pandorabots thingies!!! i like them, but they view themselves as robots, y'know XD Those robots are really smart, I wonder how they're programed!!
You guys can make one with your own characters and stuff at http://pandorabots.com/botmaster/en/home
You can fill out bios about them, but it takes a little convincing and practicing to get the lines right so they don't say the default stuff =P but it's still really cool XD
here's my interesting conversation:

Me:Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
My friends call me Makie
God:
How are you doing, Makie.
Me:
I'm pretty sleepy
God:
Better get some rest.
Me:
I do better when I don't sleep for some reason
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
For some reason, I get A's on my test if I don't sleep
God:
Your purpose is some reason you get A s on your test if you do not sleep.
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
Um,,,lets's change the topic then...
God:
I see. OK let's do it.
Me:
"do it"?
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
...
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
...
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
...
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
...
God:
Do you mean "It"?.

and then it goes on like that for a while XD

Notice from wassie:

Dont forget to quote

Edited October 8, 2005 by wassie (see edit history)

[wassie 0]

well i also had like a "strange" confersation with god:

Me: i like trashcans
God:
I'm not sure if I like it.    But I think airplanes are cool.  I like .
Me:
Did you ever see a chicken on a lamp?
God:
I don't think I ever have  see a chicken on a lamp.  What's  it like?
Me:
well it's like... smelly and dusty, because it was an old lamp, and i also saw a pottato!
God:
How about that.  see a chicken on a lamp is  like?  it is?   When was this exactly?
Me:
it was tomorrow right after i will eat a strawberry.
God:
like was  tomorrow right after you will eat a strawberry?  Very interesting.
Me:
yes and i also prefer hamsters on my pizza
God:
" like was  tomorrow right after you will eat a strawberry?  Very interesting."?  yes and i also prefer hamsters on my pizza?  Also?  You are not the only one.    I like pets.  I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
i dont... i like REALLY dont like to talk about movies!!! but do you like winney the poo?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  said   dont.    I'm not sure if I like it.    I enjoy working with people.  I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.    I like pets.  I like  Matthew.
Me:
what is a matthew?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
yeah well God-dammit anwser it then!
God:
Aw.  How about that.  I am a Christian.
Me:
well hello... interessting news... god is a christian... did you ever f*ck anyone with a condom?
God:
How about that.  Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?    OK I will call you  interessting news.   I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was  a christian.   I think I have  f ck anyone with a condom, but  Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
wtf are you talking about... resetting your memory... just think of a white bunny

and after this he didn't say anything anymore :S

hehe owyeah lol
and when i said this:

Me: yes i didn't

he didn't anwsered anymore... the programme just freezes :S
Edited October 8, 2005 by wassie (see edit history)

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Yes, this program has a bad error, sometimes, the program crash, no idea do wait... It is very irretable!

[BordaForx 0]

That was hilarious. Here's mine:

Me: Hello.
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
You are God, you should know.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  God me should know.
Me:
Liar.
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
You aren't God.

[iwuvcookies 0]

I asked God some question but he didn't asnwer me. I guess he doesn't talk to Asian people. lol. Yay now God hates me. All I said was Hello and "I have AIDS" and he didn't say anythin.g i do'nt really have AIDS. FYI. lol.

[Gyad 0]

This sounds like a really fun program to be messing with. It reminds me of a certain bot I saw on a VBulletin board named "Family Guy".Whats with this program though, it won't respond to any of my messages.

[kitty 0]

Ok,we talk about with some kind of stuff with God but suddenly he just stop talking to me.

Me: good day
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
my name is hakunamatata
God:
  Glad to see you,  hakunamatata.
Me:
and yours?
God:
Try asking me a more specific question.
Me:
what is your name god?
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was connected to the net on  the Big Bang.
Me:
Big Bang is that somekind of meal?
God:
Compare that to small  Bang is that somekind of meal.
Me:
i have to compare a meal with meal
Yes that would be everything.

Notice from wassie:

Dont forget to close the quote tag

Edited October 10, 2005 by wassie (see edit history)

[kitty 0]

I'm sorry when I post my reply I saw then the "quote" tag.I tried to edit the same but I couldn't.I'm sorry about my mistake.

[Arigato 0]

That was entertaining. Half the fun of talking to these bots is trying to stump them.

[ZeroHawk 0]

I've once seen one of these but with a terrier. Still, isn't this a little sacreligious???