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I really really hate chavs.I'm a 15 year old high achieving student, As are most of my friends, So as you can imagine, We do get some grief for it from some education deprived knuckle dragging oaf chav! We'll see who has the last laugh when they die at the age of 30 from liver failiure because of drinking cheap 1.35 "Frosty Jacks" cider from that stupid shop on the greens, And me and my friends will be earning 10 times more than their wretched lives are worth. surplus to that.That's my rant over.- Ethan

Sideshow Bob. He's reason enough for the Simpsons to be better. Kelsey Grammer's voice just draws you in. He's so sadistic, yet sophisticated which is a good balance. I do love Family Guy, but I don't care for the adult tones that have been overpowering the episodes in the newer episodes. I also hate Stewie's personality change! Don't get me wrong, I am not a homophobe, but I loved Stewie because he was evil and sophisticated just like Bob is, but now Stewie's just overly gay and doesn't even try to take over the world. I'm fine with his being gay, but the evil was part of him. It's hardly there now. Family Guys have a lot of "Remember that time..." And it mostly shows the past, which is fine, but a little repetitive. And I don't enjoy watching Family Guy with my parents in the room, and they hear something concerning a "vagina" or whatever disgusting thing. The Simpsons is pretty much a show we can all enjoy.

my flo can go i no so get up outta datdutch gold im told is old so get up outta datfive blokes nine jokes no folks so get up outta datdrinking boozing suberoozing wat i do so get up outta datnine years in school is a load of bolex ten minutes to rob me new cars hildroulx rippin down the moterway loking for mullengar stoped for a drink and ended up in a bar munching and boozing smoking and cruzing fu*k off me face reminisson is suzin im quite an ugly pri*ck but im not one for choosin beggers cant be choosers so i take what i get currently me birds a twenty sold vet with a set so big it would smother ye to death i once left a granny with a dirty soggy fan*Y she told me she was thirty and her first name was anny she gave wapper head kos we took her teeth out but the dirtyest ting was her feet in me mouth tow nails orange and cruket as fu*k but trust my luck my Di*k would get stuck an unluck bas**rd a fu*king disaster but at the drinking im the master blackcurrent vodka malaboo and coke nodge ahead and just toke on ur smoke............. ................ please comment if you like its me third of forth rappin and im only 14

can anyone write me a rap plz thankyou and no swearing

HELP PLEASEHow To Make A Private Message System.When I use the code on read_message.Php it just saysTitle:From:Message:It dosen't actually display anything. I'm using you're login script so I reset the session name to user but it still dosen't do anything. Any help please? -question by Keyboard

I used NOD32,ESET Smart Security,Norton AV/IS,Kaspersky AV/IS,Avira Free/Premium IS,Comodo IS,and much more. I don't think,I know that Kaspersky is better than NOD32,Kaspersky has 99.50% of detection,and NOD32 has 90% of detection. Maybe NOD32 is faster,but it's **** in other ways. I would rather have AVG 1.0 thank NOD32! -reply by Kralj

Good post.I have just accessed my wireless router at home from work using Firefox. You can use any browser.Prior to accessing it remotely, you will need to enable remote access. Locally, access the router management page from your browser. Click on the Remote Management menu and turn the remote management option on. You should be able to change the default port number. I just use the default in my case. The remote management address should be displayed on the page. I emailed it to my work last night so I could just paste it and access it from my browser.From work, I was able to view which devices were connected to the router. You may decide that one of your users has been connected for too long (perhaps a teenager who's being online for several hours and you decide that he or she should do something more productive. ) by doing this: 1) Under Advanced, click on Wireless Settings. 2) There should be a button labeled Setup Access List in front of Wireless Card Access List. Click on the button. 3) In the Wireless Card Access List page you enable or disable the Access Control by checking or unchecking the checkbox. Click the check box to Turn Access Control On and enable the restricting of wireless PCs by their MAC addresses. If you check the box, only the devices whose MAC addresses you specify will be able to access your wireless network. It should be unchecked by default. 4) Assuming that you want to specify which devices can connect to your network, click on the Add button to enter a device. When you click on add, you should see a list of all devices which are currently connected to your network. You should be able to select a device and click on the Add button. 5) After you add the devices, check the Turn Access Control On checkbox.Thanks!Carlos A Merighe

hey dude...connectify had some problems..but now im using "mhotspot"....its the best alternate for connectify....no need to install it even

Hi, I have the same problem, and then I found that: http://www.annabooks.com/Articles/Articles_XPE/XPe_Wireless_Hot_Spot.pdf Link Hope this help you! Sorry for bad spelling! Lefagroll

Warning: mysql_pconnect() [function.mysql-pconnect]: Access denied for user 'Username'@'localhost' (using password: YES) in /var/www/niti/enq-module/passwordconfig.php on line 21Error connecting to database.Warning: mysql_select_db() [function.mysql-select-db]: Access denied for user 'www-data'@'localhost' (using password: NO) in /var/www/niti/enq-module/passwordconfig.php on line 35Warning: mysql_select_db() [function.mysql-select-db]: A link to the server could not be established in /var/www/niti/enq-module/passwordconfig.php on line 35Error: User not config.I have these error in my config file.

Alright I hav this girl ive known for 4 months we started out as friends then I made it known I liked her she started coming over 2 my apt we stayed up watching movies made out then she wud sleep with me we didn't hav sex. We did this for awhile then one day we didnt talk all day she finally answered me saying she cudnt do, this anymore she still loved her ex and cudnt b with me while still n lov with him even tho she didn't want to b with him. So we didn't talk for a wk and she text me saying how much she she misses me and wish we cud still stay friends so I agreed bc I cared about her then the next night she text me saying she needs *BLEEP* so I go over ther and were doing 4 play and she stops before I get mine if u no wat I mean lol locked herself n the bathroom told me to leave and I did. She told me the next day that she wants us to b n lov before we hav sex and its how she felt. So we continue to stay friends then recently we were both at seperate parties and she was texting me how she was playing strip poker with guys she difnt no so I stopped texting her and after that someone text me I dont no and I say hey then they call me a liar then the girl I like calls me a liar and it was about something that wasnt even a lie so this goes on for 2 days where she keeps accusing me then one morning she says she believes me then we talk about it all day then we get into it bc she difnt seem to care that she did it she tolf me to get over it wats funny is right before this she said I meant the world to het. Well later on she says that all we can b right now is friends maybe something n the future c wat I havnt said is im 23 and shes 18 but still lives with her parents and is still n school. So during r time she said she wants to b with me too butshe wud hav to hide me from her parents bc she has to listen to them while she lives ther. But anyway wen she told me that we cud only b friendsi told her well I cant b ur friend right now bc I cant stay ur friend knowing we cant b together and I cudnt bear her with another guy so I ended it she got pissed told me never to contact her again I asked y is she so pissed and she said well ill ttyl im going to walmart which is where I wk. So she gwts ther im,working she walks around the dept smiling at mesays hi then says bye to me, then 2 hrs later shes back n ther doing the same thing bc I didnt text her and told me bye ill ttyl lol. Well I decide to talk to her again we talk alotand she came over and we talked and she said she talked to her friends and they said I was a keeper and she needs to b with me so she told me she wants to b with me now but she wants to go real slow to clear her head she wudnt even let me kiss her even tho weve done it alot even as friends but she said she didnt want to screw this up so this is my story I just want to no,wats going on thanks.

You wouldn't need a couple acres of mirrors to come up with enough energy check out this video. It takes 2 square meters of sunlight to melt anything so what's saying we couldn't harness that energy in a different way IE: through solar cells or through steam generation http://makezine.com/2010/11/25/2-square-meters-of-sunlight-focused/

Totally agree. Sploder is limited to sometimes dysfunctioning animations, but is the best overall free, no-download game maker. (word to the wise: know your gaming. the fans can be real sticklers.)

I've created a new text-based game, that needs some players. it's not all completely done, but there are many features and content for characters over level 70.drakor.comEnjoy, and any feedback would be great! tell your friends

Replying to rubenThe code you gave me makes the page sort of reload and go back up to the top, which is no fun. -reply by Mari

People I've tried everything I mean everything to bypass websenseBut guess what they all don't work so am wondering is there any other plan I can do to bypass websense am working at SARS. Please don't tell me about these proxies site becouse they don't work at all I need help pleasse! -feedback by x.Maq

I Love playing video games. They give me something to do when im bored at home(when im not cutting the lawn or trimming trees). However many of these new games are extremely graphic! Will that affect our children? I think it does and im more ways that one knows. To children, a game is just a game...its a way to waste time, its a way to relaxe and have fun. But to others, a game tends to to the center of ones concentration. Many people believe it doesnt harm their kids, while the more ignorant ones believe that the kids can choose which game they want to play, even if it means he can kill his nighbor or decapitate that woman on the street. Does it affect them? Of course it does? Even if they know its not real. For example i have never gone to c a movie( for example the fast and the furious)and never heard someone not say "man i want a car like that one. Lets race with our little dodge neon or chevy cobolt and lets c if we can make our car drift". Even in Superhero movies such as batman and spiderman, kids are at the edge of their seat punching the air(the bad guy on the screen)in hopes that the good guy wins. Sounds innocent, but his heart has already been stained. But what does that have to do with Videogames? Well the difference between a movie and a game is that in a movie, the writer and his crew already have everything finalized on whats going to happen, but with a videogame, we put our children in the television set to control his very actions. Sounds stupid? In reality its not! Name me one kid who at first glance at a violent graphic game says, "thats gross", but two weeks later hes grown addicted to that "gross" reflex to a certain stage that the sight of murder no longer bothers him. Il tell you this much, if you notice your child gets very angry durring a game and then he gets up and kicks a chair to take it out, its too late. I could go on and on...but play time is over...ive got work to do. Maybe instead of trining our kids to kill, we can trin them on how to make this wolrd a better place to live and cut out all the violence.

YES! I totally agree, it's so annoying when people constantly put you down because of our phobia. It isn't our fault. I react the same way you do!

Your wrongWhat Is The Biggest Hard Drive In The World ?There is no yottabye or saganbyte harddrives. There is yet to even be a yottabyte of information in the world, let alone a harddrive to host it. A youttabyte is a ((tBx1024)x1024)x1024) As of 2010 or sometime, there'd be an estimated amount of data on the entire internet in exabytes. That's still two multiples of 1024 below yottabytes. Not only that, to make a terrabit harddrive, it takes roughly the area of a cd-case but thicker. Multiply that area by 1073741824, and fit it in a room and call it a harddrive please. On average I'd guess an average harddrive to be about 3-5 inches by 3-5 inches by 1-4 inches. So lets just say 4x4x2. 32"³, multiplied by 1073741824, convered to feet.2863311530.6666666666666666666667 ft cubed.Which is 81079953 meters cubed.Think that's fitting in any building at any business? And that's just a single yottabyte. Let's go for Sagan next! Just kidding.

I don't know, how is behaviour of zedge towards people. I don't want excagrate my words,but with a humble request. My email id is hacked by someone. Now iam depending up on my mobile as my computer destroyed by virus. I don't know from which site the virus has received. I was just simply typing zedge always in google.So pls don't give virus. -reply by minhaj

can I ask the setting for those pictures that U wanted to show the GTA IV weapons ?that setting is the bestI really love it !

arabic typing problemHow To Use Arabic Or/and Right To Left Languages In Macromedia DreamweaverHi to all.I have a problem with my dreamweaver cs3 on mac. I need to send an html newsletter in arabic. While I insert the text in dreamweaver, it writes the letters in the code itself. The result is a list of question marks, once you recieve the newsletter.I need dreamveawer to convert into code the arabic text I insert. How can I set this option?Thanls in advance -reply by marco

links to sex chat roomsYahoo Chat Rooms... Scum Of The InternetI totally agree about the complaint about links to sex chat rooms this has happened every time ive tried to speak to a female they lead you on then up pops a links and "see me on cam I'm naked" also why are there persons under the age of 60 in the 60+ chat rooms surely it should be this age group and nothing else?What also annoys me are the popup messages via yahoo I ignore them and just spam them hopefully anyone trying to contact me again wont get anywhereIts time yahoo did something about users who use yahoo chat rooms to lead users to sex chat rooms cant yahoo block their ip to stop this nonesense? -reply by DONALD KIRKBRIDE

friend after reading your post i checked the properties of my wireless network...and found that my sharing drop-down menu has also disappeared . i found out that my microsoft virtual adapter driver was disabled somehow. so i enabled it and problem has been rectified. check your device manager too.

Reading Textfiles in VB.NETText File Operations VB.NET how to read a textfile in VB.NET ?? I have a problem regarding the reading of textfile to be save it into textbox 1, textbox2, etc.Example (textfile):Line1: 123 1234 123435Line2: ghj hjkl gbhjnOn line 1 the first value is 123, id like to save it on textbox1.? 1234(textbox2), etx..The same it to others.On line 2 the first value is ghj ,id like to save it on textbox3? etc...Hope to help me this issue. -question by raKibOY