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  1. Thanks,I'll try to get that book...P.S. Srbin,odakle si?
  2. Do you like Steaphen King? What book of him have you read?Suggest me some his good books for reading...
  3. andrej

    Harry Potter (movies)

    I like Harry Potter triology.I have read all 5 books,watched all 3 movies,and I played all 3 parts of Harry Potter PC game.
  4. I was playing CS almost 2 years (1.5 version).But now I stopped.Now,I am playing Half-Life 2.
  5. Here is my favorite song lyrics.If you haven't heard this song yet,then get it right now!!! Nightwish-I wish I had an angelI wish I had an angelFor one moment of loveI wish I had your angeltonightDeep into a dying dayI took a step outside an innocent heartPrepare to hate me fall when I mayThis night will hurt you like never beforeOld loves they die hardOld lies they die harderI wish I had an angelFor one moment of loveI wish I had your angelYour Virgin Mary undoneI`m in love with my lustBurning angel wings to dustI wish I had your angel tonightI`m going down so frail and cruelDrunken disguise changes all the rulesOld loves they die hardOld lies they die harderI wish I had an angelFor one moment of loveI wish I had your angelYour Virgin Mary undoneI`m in love with my lustBurning angel wings to dustI wish I had your angel tonightGreatest thrillNot to killBut to have the prize of the nightHypocriteWannabe friend13th disciple who betrayed me for nothing!Last dance, first kissYour touch, my blissBeauty always comes with dark thoughtsI wish I had an angelFor one moment of loveI wish I had your angelYour Virgin Mary undoneI`m in love with my lustBurning angel wings to dustI wish I had your angel tonightI wish I had an angelI wish I had an angelI wish I had an angelI wish I had an angel
  6. In German:Suche gut gebauten Achtzehn- bis Drei?igj?hrigen zum SchalchtenDer MetzgermeisterHuete treff ich einen HerrnDer hat mich zum Fressen gernWeiche Teile und auch hartestehen auf der SpeisekarteDenn du bistwas du isstund ihr wisstwas es istEs ist mein teil - neinMein Teil - neinDenn das ist mein teil - neinMein Teil - neinDie stumpfe Klinge - gut und rechtIch blute stark und mir ist schlechtMuss ich auch mit der Ohnmacht k?mpfenich esse weiter unter Kr?mpfenIst doch so gut gew?rztund so sch?n flambiertund so liebevoll aug Porellan serviertDazu ein guter Wein und zarterkerzenscheinJa da lass ich mir ZeitEtwas Kultur muss seinDenn du bistwas du isstund ihr wisstwas es istEs ist mein teil - neinMein Teil - neinDenn das ist mein teil - neinYes it's mein teil - neinEin Schrei wird zum himmel fahrenschneidet sich durch engelscharenVom Wolkendach f?llt Federfleischauf meine kindheit mit gekreishEs ist mein teil - neinMein Teil - neinDenn Das ist mein teil - neinMein Teil - nein
  7. Rammstein is one of my favorite bands.I like Du hast,Rammstein,Mein Teil,Links,Angel,Mutter... Have you heard Mein Teil...It's so seek...Here is the lyrics:Looking for a well-built eighteen to thirty-year-old to be slaughteredThe Master ButcherToday i will meet a gentlemanHe likes me so much he could eat me upsoft things and even hard onesare on the menuBecause you arewhat you eatand you knowwhat it isIt is my thing - noMy thing - noBecause that's my thing - noMy thing - noThe dull blade - good and properI'm bleeding heavily and feeling sickAlthough I have to fight to stay awakeI keep eating while in convulsionsIt's just so well seasonedand so nicely flamb?edand so lovingly served on porcelainand with it, a good wine and gentle candlelightYeat, I'll take my timeYou've got to have some cultureBecause you arewhat you eatand you knowwhat it isIt is my thing - noMy thing - noBecause that's my thing - noYes it's my thing - noA cry will ascend to heavenIt will cut through hosts of angelsFeather-flesh will shriekingly fallfrom the top of the clouds into my childhoodIt is my thing - noMy thing - noBecause that's my thing - noMy thing - no
  8. andrej

    Bar Jokes

    Here is one newest:The Hamster ShowA guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing. The bartender agrees, so the guys pulls out a hamster, who begins dancing and singing "Tuff Enuff" by the Fabulous Thunderbirds."That IS amazing!" says the bartender and gives the guy his free beer."If I show you something else amazing, will you give me another beer?" The bartender agrees, so the guy pulls out a small piano and a hamster and a frog. Now the hamster plays the piano while the frog dances and sings "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive.The bartender, completely wowed, gives him another beer. A man in a suit, who's been watching the entire time, offers to buy the frog for a princely sum, which the man agrees to."Are you nuts?" asks the bartender. "You could've made a fortune off that frog.""Can you keep a secret?" asks the man. "The hamster's a ventriloquist."
  9. Why don't you post here you records? Here are my newest: 1st part: my record is: 323.5 2nd part: my record is: don't remember 3th part: my record is: 433.5 4th part: my record is: 1420 5th part: my record is: 4255.5 6th part: my record is: about 21 536 (I think) Can anyone get in top 10 on high score lists on http://www.yetisports.org/ ? It is very hard to get even in first 1000 !!! To send your score,you must play online. TRY IT!!!
  10. andrej

    Bar Jokes

    Here is the another one: A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, ''I'm going down to the pub for a bit, so put your coat on.''The woman replied, ''Oh, sweetie, why? Are you taking me with you?''The man replied, ''No, I'm turning the heat off.''
  11. andrej

    Bar Jokes

    Pig In A Bar A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, ''Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?'' Then the lady answered, ''Excuse me, I think this is a goose.'' And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.''
  12. There are lot of movies I liko so much... but here are 5 best: 1) Perfect Murder 2) Scream (1,2,3) 3) Black rain 4) Don't say a word 5) Officer and Gentleman In 3 of these 5 movies acts Michael Douglas...the best actor of all times
  13. Do you listen Nightwish? It's great metal bend with Tarja as vocal,and four gays (two guitars,and drums and pianist). If you haven't heared any of their songs yet,you must download their mp3-s from site http://nightwish.com/en !!! My favorite songs: I wish I had an angel,Wishmaster,End of all hope,Phantom of the opera,She is my sin...
  14. A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?"Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!''The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?''Confused, the bartender says no.''Good!'' says the duck. ''Got any grapes?'' Do you like this joke? I couldn't stop laughing!!!
  15. I have one important question and I need quick answer: What if I go on holiday where I'll spend more then 7 days (one month for example)? And I dont have computer there ? Then my account will be deleted because I am inactive more then 7 days ? Am i right? So,I am asking you (administrator and moderators) : Is it fair? What should I do before I go on holiday? Should I tell administrator or my account will be deleted anyway ? Please answer me!!! One of the reasons I am asking this is New Year which is coming in less then 1 month...so I probably go somewhere...
  16. Have you played Yeti Sports? It's a great flash game(s),there are six parts of the game. The game is very simpe: you are Yeti and your goal is to: 1st part: Throw penguin as far as possibly whit bassebal bat (my record is: 323.5) 2nd part: Shout penguin to target (my record is: don't remember) 3th part: Throw penguin as higher as possible (my record is: 401.5) 4th part: Drive penguin as far as posible with help of albatros (my record is: 4000) 5th part: Yeti golf (my record is: 4250) 6th part: Yeti surf (my record is: about 20 000) You can download all six parts (or play them online) at site: http://www.yetisports.org/ So,post here your records and opinions about the game
  17. You probably thought on making money like receveing e-mails, <- snipped -> filling surveys... The best way is making money with receving e-mails.You should get about 0.1$ to 1$ for every mail received.When you get minimal amount for payout,they send you a check (minimal paymant is ussualy about 50$). There are more sites which offers this,but my favorite is http://www.onedollaremail.com/ Sorry for my English,it's so bad...}}}}}
  18. Interesting I like cats very much,but 5 of them...no way! I used to have little hamster,and after 3 months he was so big that I had to give him away...
  19. If she did that she wouldn't be blonde
  20. Although I am using Mozilla Firefox for very long time I will try Opera,becase I (from your posts) see that you are satisfied.I am download it now.I'll post here my opinion when I try it...
  21. So,do you have a pet (house animal)? If you do,say what animal is it,what kind,what colour,it's name... I have a dog,it is black and huge and it's name is Carlos. I can't say his race (kind) in English. I like animals very much,specially dogs and cats...
  22. One very interesting joke: 3 Wishes A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one." The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home." POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family. Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too." POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family. The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?" The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here." from http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/
  23. What do you think about Pocket PC Hp Ipaq 4150? Does anyone have this or any Hp pocket pc? Are they good?
  24. I have full version of game and it is much better then Underground 1...
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