hazel

Things NOT to Say to a Naked Man...That's it?Wow - look at all the hair on your back!Maybe you should start going to the gym more.That was fine, dear...pass me my vibrator?Thats a shame, maybe we should grab a video instead?Wake me when it's over, ok?I think the condom's too big.Zzzzzz....You want me to what?!?Well, that explains the padded pants.Did you take out the garbage yet?My husband's in the Marines.He's due home any day now.Is that a toupee?So THAT'S what your ex warned me about!No.Surgery might be able to help.Not until you've showered.That must be my mother on the phone.Your brother's bigger.Your best friend's better.Are you done yet?Wow! Look at the size of your.....beer gut!Size doesn't REALLY matter, dear.You might want to see a doctor about that.Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

i thought poem was despearing now.....i cannot see good poets now.anyway, it's bad,.....

i really really want to know my parents love stories, i tried to ask but they didn't tell me. i don't know why.is it could be their secrect thing? do u have the same experience as me?

i really really want to know my parents love stories, i tried to ask but they didn't tell me. i don't know why.is it could be their secrect thing? do u have the same experience as me?

my boyfriend really wants to loose weight.He tried a lot of ways, but failed.Could you tell me your good idea?Hope to hear from you soon...

one day, a female friend told me she would like to find a humour man to be her future husband.But as for me, human is not very very important. Having a good temper is really important.

Sars is very terrible. a lot of people died due to it.recently, i heard it could come back again.Ｉ　ｒｅａｌｌｙ　ｈｏｐｅ　ｎｏｔ．

my favourite book is WEI CHENG.It is a chinese book, which was writen by Qian zhong shu.But now, he is dead. I hope you get to know him.

i am studying in uni of newcastle.i like to make friends.if you would like to be my friends, pls send emails to me.

my top3 songs as listed as bellow:1 i believe you2 goodbye3 my love

hero is my favorite film.