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Burnout 3 is a great game. But I think i would have to say Midnight Club III for XBox is my all time favorite game. The graphix and handling in that game are amazing

My name is Josh, I was born September 23, 1986 in Lakenheath, England. After living there for only a few months i decided i would stay with the family and move with them to Delaware since my ultimate plan (the destruction of every living species of adenium obesum otherwise known as the desert rose) relied on the finances that i would persuade out of my parental units. My brother was born mistakenly two years later in Dover. After the incident, we decided it was best to find a new life in Colorado. Although the climate ceased to change, the scenery did. I finally gained a 360 degree scope of the world as i began to trek in a similar pattern to my brethren. After five years in this prison, my counterparts and i journeyed to a land where sautomy was held in higher esteem than education. Such a place can presently be known as Mississippi. Need I say more. After two years, my procreators deemed it necessary to climb into a deeper armpit of chaos and destruction called Seoul, Korea. People here are half the size of a regular human being, probably due to the consumption of raw fish and pure salt, and somehow they find it interesting to all die their hair black. This confused me at first but then i realized they were just attempting to conform to the Korean form of perfection. What really bothers me about this place is that merchants continually hide their evil plans of making fish cleaners out of every child in the world by attempting to sell "samurai" and "ninja" swords and knives for display. The real motive lies in the fact that children love to play with sharp objects. These halfling merchants know such things. Thus the children will get practice with a blade at a young age. I'm not quite sure how far up on the Korean chain of command this scandal reaches, but i will seek for the truth in time. After a couple years on this barbaric peninsula, we (my cocreated offspring and prototypes) traveled to ""The Ghetto"" otherwise known as Montgomery, AL. On the way to school everyday i could see women walking carrying sticks or umbrellas. I didn't think it was going to rain or that they were practicing for mortal combat. My brother's friend's aunt's priest's psychiatrist's patient said that they carried these weapons to ward off the dogs that roamed in those parts. I immediately knew what i had to do. After school i ran to every tree, fence post, and fire hydrant and marked my territory. To my ultimate surprise after the territorial land war of the South we landed in a place even more degenerate than the previous. Such a place can now be known as Mascoutah, Illinois. Its previous name changed from *BLEEP* wasteland until they installed the great institution of Mascoutah Community High School or as others prefer to call it, Mascoutah Correctional Facility for troubled adolescents. People at the Facility like to hypocritically criticize young innocent lads for smoking when most of them, in fact, get "sloshed" every weekend. This still puzzles me to this day. What puzzles me more is the fact that these bad asses actually succumb to the gorillas that run this Facility. I am hopeful for future generations due to the institution of lanyards (derived from the French word noose) for the protection and safety of the delinquents infesting the Facility. Many say that these lanyards make the primates feel powerful and in control. I disagree with this theory however. Every time i put on this object of rope and plastic i felt an engulfment of safety and protection flowing through my inguinal nodes. I think these lanyards are the only reason i got through the Facility. God bless the man who instituted them. After our release from the Facility, David and I thought it best to move to Enid, Oklahoma. My parents and younger brother were moving to Alaska while David and I stuffed his Ford Tempo with all of his and my belongings. We stopped at his grandfather's house to hours away in Missouri. Smoking like a chimney, his grandfather welcomed us with open arms. He let us shoot his .22 rifle and M1 Carbine. It was all going well until we took his truck through the black night into the alphalpha fields a little to the west through some gates. We came back and all the gates were open. We got so frightened we ran into the house screaming like school girls. Six hours after our take off the next day, we arrived in Enid. After living in David's brother Dan's apartment for a couple weeks, we moved into our own bungalow. Notice from jlhaslip: Moving to Introductions from Guest posts

Hey guys. Somebody is going to have to explain to me what an indie band is because i have no earthly clue.

Rammstein is by no means goth. They range from talking about sailors to wherewolves to vampires to Snow White and the Seven Dworves. I dont think they fit into any classification like that.

I am the biggest Rammstein fan!!! Yeah, once you see some of their hardcore music videos, you have to be a little intrigued. Some real interesting ones are Reise Reise and this other one about Snow White and the Seven Dworves. Sehnsucht is pretty good as well. Its really more interesting if you translate the lyrics. If you are into the whole German rock genre, try finding E Nomine and Kopfschuss songs. They're awesome!

Hey guys. I would have to agree with all of you that American Idiot is by far the best album becuase of 4 great songs: Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Are We The Waiting, American Idiot, and Holiday!

I am brand new to using forums. I love using computers and developing my web pages but i havnt really gotten into the power of the web forums. So, if do something wrong, be sure to set me straight. Anyway, i look forward to some hopefully interesting discussions.