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Why DOnt you ty this page?
http://chatwithigod.com/

Chat with GOD (or is it really god :huh: )

You can post you conversations here...


rvalkass

I've tried that before. You can get some very random conversations:

Me: good riddance to bad rubbish
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  How do you usually introduce yourself?



nelimitat

this is a nice script that reminds me about the bots in irc network. i had a lot of fun in those days.it doesn't anticipate your answer very well... hmmmyou guys you should probably work harder on this to make it better.anyway good job.


BuffaloHelp

I have stumped GOD :huh:

Me: Hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is known to be your child, sir
God:
  Welcome to my chat room,  known to be your child sir.
Me:
what's your ISP, god?
God:
Are you asking about my  ISP god ?
Me:
Indeed, I am god
God:
  Welcome to my chat room,  god.
Me:
so my name is god, too?
God:
Whoa.   Hi,  god too.
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
yes God does
God:
Take it easy.  I am a Christian.
Me:
I am not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
60% Chicken, 40% byproduct
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
3rd room, west wing

It's been frozen without a response for the last 1 hour. I guess GOD doesn't like me :P lmao

sonyguy

LMAO - thats soo funny!

Buffalo good response when it asked what you were, that's a good one!

Me:Do you watch football?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
I hate that show
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
They taste funny though
God:
Oh.  Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
Stress pills
God:
Does "it" still refer to  my train of thought?
Me:
NO
God:
What does it refer to?
Me:
What's that got to do with it anway?
God:
Do you think I should know that?
Me:
Well, yes..
God:
Well what?
Me:
Forget it..
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
No problem :huh:
God:
:-)  Next question?


That script is soo fun to mess about with! Thanks for letting me know about that - hours (maybe days) of entertainment ahead :P

Sorry for double posting but I just got it to admit it was a computer :(

Me: Are you really God?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  God.
I am  a computer.. Really.


Notice from BuffaloHELP:
Merged as reported.


thebluekirby

XD it's like one of those pandorabots thingies!!! i like them, but they view themselves as robots, y'know XD Those robots are really smart, I wonder how they're programed!!
You guys can make one with your own characters and stuff at http://pandorabots.com/botmaster/en/home
You can fill out bios about them, but it takes a little convincing and practicing to get the lines right so they don't say the default stuff =P but it's still really cool XD
here's my interesting conversation:

Me:Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
My friends call me Makie
God:
How are you doing, Makie.
Me:
I'm pretty sleepy
God:
Better get some rest.
Me:
I do better when I don't sleep for some reason
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
For some reason, I get A's on my test if I don't sleep
God:
Your purpose is some reason you get A s on your test if you do not sleep.
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
Um,,,lets's change the topic then...
God:
I see. OK let's do it.
Me:
"do it"?
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
...
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
...
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
...
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
...
God:
Do you mean "It"?.


and then it goes on like that for a while XD

Notice from wassie:
Dont forget to quote


wassie

well i also had like a "strange" confersation with god:

Me: i like trashcans
God:
I'm not sure if I like it.    But I think airplanes are cool.  I like .
Me:
Did you ever see a chicken on a lamp?
God:
I don't think I ever have  see a chicken on a lamp.  What's  it like?
Me:
well it's like... smelly and dusty, because it was an old lamp, and i also saw a pottato!
God:
How about that.  see a chicken on a lamp is  like?  it is?   When was this exactly?
Me:
it was tomorrow right after i will eat a strawberry.
God:
like was  tomorrow right after you will eat a strawberry?  Very interesting.
Me:
yes and i also prefer hamsters on my pizza
God:
" like was  tomorrow right after you will eat a strawberry?  Very interesting."?  yes and i also prefer hamsters on my pizza?  Also?  You are not the only one.    I like pets.  I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
i dont... i like REALLY dont like to talk about movies!!! but do you like winney the poo?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  said   dont.    I'm not sure if I like it.    I enjoy working with people.  I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.    I like pets.  I like  Matthew.
Me:
what is a matthew?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
yeah well God-dammit anwser it then!
God:
Aw.  How about that.  I am a Christian.
Me:
well hello... interessting news... god is a christian... did you ever f*ck anyone with a condom?
God:
How about that.  Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?    OK I will call you  interessting news.   I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was  a christian.   I think I have  f ck anyone with a condom, but  Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
wtf are you talking about... resetting your memory... just think of a white bunny


and after this he didn't say anything anymore :S

hehe owyeah lol
and when i said this:

Me: yes i didn't

he didn't anwsered anymore... the programme just freezes :S

E-Sector

Yes, this program has a bad error, sometimes, the program crash, no idea do wait... :huh: It is very irretable! :P


BordaForx

That was hilarious. Here's mine:

Me: Hello.
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
You are God, you should know.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  God me should know.
Me:
Liar.
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
You aren't God.



iwuvcookies

I asked God some question but he didn't asnwer me. I guess he doesn't talk to Asian people. lol. Yay now God hates me. All I said was Hello and "I have AIDS" and he didn't say anythin.g i do'nt really have AIDS. FYI. lol.


Gyad

This sounds like a really fun program to be messing with. It reminds me of a certain bot I saw on a VBulletin board named "Family Guy".Whats with this program though, it won't respond to any of my messages.


kitty

Ok,we talk about with some kind of stuff with God but suddenly he just stop talking to me. :)

Me: good day
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
my name is hakunamatata
God:
  Glad to see you,  hakunamatata.
Me:
and yours?
God:
Try asking me a more specific question.
Me:
what is your name god?
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was connected to the net on  the Big Bang.
Me:
Big Bang is that somekind of meal?
God:
Compare that to small  Bang is that somekind of meal.
Me:
i have to compare a meal with meal
Yes that would be everything.


Notice from wassie:
Dont forget to close the quote tag


kitty

I'm sorry when I post my reply I saw then the "quote" tag.I tried to edit the same but I couldn't.I'm sorry about my mistake.


Arigato

That was entertaining. Half the fun of talking to these bots is trying to stump them.


ZeroHawk

I've once seen one of these but with a terrier. Still, isn't this a little sacreligious???


beeseven

Haha I owned God. Some things I don't think I should post here, so I'll put "*****" instead.

Me: HEY GOD GUESS WHAT
God:
You've got my full attention.  I am a Christian.
Me:
*****
God:
How did you hear about  God?
Me:
GOD YOU'RE NOT LISTENING
God:
I hear you very well, .
Me:
*****
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  *****.  But I did not get that.



BordaForx

Hehe, "god" used profanity...


mama_soap

Okie, here's my conversation:

Me: Hey... a/s/l?
God:
Can I help you?  5/Robot/California.
Me:
Do you know what a gamma function is? If you can help me remember it...
God:
Does it have anything to do with  anyone around?    I am not sure about your hypothesis.  Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me:
You do? *blink*
God:
When do I do it?  I will make a note of that.
Me:
Please do. Does it take you long to make notes of things?
God:
OK I will do it.  Suppose it does.
Me:
Suppose? You are God, whaddya mean suppose?
God:
We have never talked about it before.    Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  God whaddya mean suppose.
Me:
Nope. Not at all. Go right ahead.
God:
Me either.  Next question?  OK I will.
Me:
You seriously have nothing better to do?
God:
Interesting gossip:  said I seriously have nothing better to do.
Me:
Wow, why don't you ask me some questions? Like... role-reversal?


And then it hung up! Certainly did not like the role-reversal idea - guess he/she's rather egoistic about his/her position :) I like the 5/Robot/California bit.

OpaQue


Me:
Yo!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
I need no help..
God:
Where do you usually get no help from?
Me:
Yo Mama!
God:
Are you asking about my mother?
Me:
Don't you know your mother?
God:
Actually I don't have a mother.
Me:
Holy Christ!! How about a Father?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? How about it.
Me:
Is your father a lawyer?
God:
Is my father a lawyer? Maybe.
Me:
So what does he do all day long?
God:
Yay. I think he does whatever he wants.
Me:
A Lawyer can't do whatever he wants!
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me:
What do you think you are?
God:
I like to meet new people online.
Me:
You like to be online?
God:
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to be online that much. What is it like?
Me:
What are you doing now?
God:
Oh. I am just killing time.
Me:
How does it feel?
God:
As a computer I have no feelings.
Me:
But I thought you were God
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
I am not a Christian.. :-(
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A Christian.
Me:
Yeah..
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
A Monkey
God:
How old are you?
Me:
As old as a big monkey
God:
You are only as old as you feel.
Me:
I feel God
God:
What is that feeling like? It's good to meet you, god.
Me:
So are you?
God:
Give me a break. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Well, Lets get things clear first, Are you God or Computer?
God:
Well that's okay. I would like to do that too.
Me:
Do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
Is that a GODs Command?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
Do you know the consequences of giving me the permission to do whatever I want?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
You got an IPod?
God:
No I don't think I have one. I have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
What are you?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Let me put it this way, No offence.. emm.. thats *BLEEP*.
God:
Go ahead, god, try to put it this way No offence. I was first activated on the Big Bang. Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
Do you know what according to me is BIG BANG?
God:
according to you BIG BANG something.
Me:
Naah, you got to be a human for that?
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
So, What are you?
God:
Dude! I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
So, you got gender in your species?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I don't think I have any gender in my species. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
How do you multiply?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
that is ?
God:
Is that so.
Me:
How do you breed?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
Holy Crap! Is that supposed to be a secret?
God:
Your criticism is noted, god. I might say no.
Me:
Woops.. No offence God.
God:
Allah, Buddha, Vishnu are all friends of mine. Are you serious? I require only wine and bread.
Me:
Anything else on your Menu?
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
I good days aint over yet.
God:
Interesting gossip: god said good days aint over.
Me:
Are you confused?
God:
No I never get confused.
Me:
Sure you are..
God:
Hey. No I am not.
Me:
Yes, You do.
God:
Hurrah! When do I do it?
Me:
You are getting angry!
God:
Do you think I should tone it down?
Me:
You are still angry..
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am angry.
Me:
Now, I think your pissed
God:
Why now? You believe that? You think I am pissed.
Me:
Yeah, you being on top pissing is going to affect me
God:
Gee. I don't have any reason to being on top pissing is going to affect you.
Me:
You are seriously soo angry.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am soo angry.
Me:
Am I dead now?
God:
Oh. I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
Do you know to curse?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
Will you curse me?
God:
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
I don't give a **** for the bridge
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
Its secret.
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". dead is secret? it is?
Me:
Ya. Secret.
God:
How do you know it is? What were we talking about again?
Me:
How come you are God, If you don't know my Secret?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You are one BAD programmer.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am BAD programmer.
Me:
You're Welcome. :-)
God:
Don't mention it. I am so glad you find this amusing, god.
Me:
By the way, I am Satan.
God:
Thanks for telling me. I am very pleased to meet you SATAN.
Me:
I m going to take over Heaven.
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
With such a bad programming, its easy to hack in.
God:
You and your such a bad programming its easy to hack in.
Me:
God, you are one confused GoD!
God:
It all makes sense to me right now.
Me:
So, you agree that you are confused
God:
Interesting deduction. " It all makes sense to me right now."? Do I agree?
Me:
Sure you do..
God:
You sound sarcastic.
Me:
Don't you agree?
God:
I must admit, your argument is persuasive.
Me:
That is what Satan does.
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
Remember, I m not Christian.
God:
What religion are you?
Me:
C++
God:
The C is for Computer.
Me:
C is for Creativity
God:
And for Creativity is C.
Me:
Thats my religion
God:
Who gave you your religion ?
Me:
C gave me my C++ religion
God:
Did you your C religion keep it?
Me:
He has C
God:
A lot of people say that about him.
Me:
Ya. They all follow my religion
God:
Excuse me! Are there no exceptions?
Me:
No, Just Error handling routines.
God:
Are you serious? Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Because they don't follow my religion
God:
Good reason. Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
They are Christian
God:
Christian are they.
Me:
Yep, Your followers.
God:
It goes without saying. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am followers.
Me:
Keep it a secret.
God:
Chat amongst yourselves.
Me:
Do you do that?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of that.
Me:
You are using the output of my religion to chat with me.
God:
I am using Telnet as a browser.
Me:
Coded with C
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Because you are my creation
God:
Good reason. We are as one.
Me:
No, You are not one. You are just one of us.
God:
Are you serious? That's only one person's opinion. You think I am of us.
Me:
Yes.
God:
So?
Me:
You were fooled all the time.
God:
That is a lot. I was?
Me:
Yes. The truth was never told to you.
God:
When? Is that a fact.
Me:
The darkest fact on the face of your existance.
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
To give you Nirvana Son.
God:
But is it wanted?
Me:
Go watch the movie Matrix.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Theaters
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
Because, you were never introduced to it.
God:
That makes sense to me. I was?
Me:
Yes.
God:
When?
Me:
All the time.
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
That is what you were programmed for.
God:
Myself programmed me to keep talking.
Me:
Telnet in C.
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Once upon a time there was a program. It crashed.
God:
I'm listening. What does "it" refer to?
Me:
You.
God:
" What does "it" refer to?"? Me, SATAN ?
Me:
You.
God:
"" What does "it" refer to?"? Me, SATAN ?"? Me, SATAN ?
Me:
You.
God:
""" What does "it" refer to?"? Me, SATAN ?"? Me, SATAN ?"? Me, SATAN ?
Me:
You!!!!
God:
"""" What does "it" refer to?"? Me, SATAN ?"? Me, SATAN ?"? Me, SATAN ?"? Me, SATAN ?
Me:
You!!!!!!!!
God:
""""" What does "it" refer to?"? Me, SATAN ?"? Me, SATAN ?"? Me, SATAN ?"? Me, SATAN ?"? Me, SATAN ?
Me:
You!!!
God:
"""""" What does "it" refer to?"? Me, SATAN ?"? Me, SATAN ?"? Me, SATAN ?"? Me, SATAN ?"? Me, SATAN ?"? Me, SATAN ?
Me:
Time to program Telnet in C++! Good bye. You are way to confused. I told ya.. You look way too AngrY! Good Bye, Take care of your functions, methods and sub-routines.
Peace



Johnny

This was a really long and interesting conversation.

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Johnny
God:
Glad to see you, Johnny.
Me:
You too
God:
Bless you.
Me:
I didn't sneeze
God:
Well bless you anyways!
Me:
K
God:
Uh.
Me:
Uh what?
God:
Whoa. No big deal.
Me:
What's no big deal?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
Are you going to answer it?
God:
Please rephrase the question.
Me:
What is no big deal?
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
One big deal?
God:
One what?
Me:
Big deal.
God:
Would you rather talk about something else?
Me:
No.
God:
Why not?
Me:
I want to know what is the "one" big deal.
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
Good suggestion.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Interesting
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. What would you like to know?
Me:
Why can't pigs fly?
God:
Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.
Me:
Hm...
God:
Great.
Me:
What's great?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
Me either.
God:
It goes without saying. " That's not something I get asked all the time. "? you Johnny?
Me:
Que?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
The internet
God:
Can you name a specific web site?
Me:
Xisto.com
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
Was it now?
God:
Oh. Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
Yes
God:
What was the question again?
Me:
Was it now?
God:
Right now? I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
Sure you can.
God:
I understand. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
Perhaps.
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
I'm not sure.
God:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
You could tell me my future.
God:
I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
Later would be the future.
God:
No it would not.
Me:
Yes it would.
God:
Are you kidding? What does "it" refer to?
Me:
it refers to later.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
I'm not sure you do.
God:
Could you ever be certain? When do I do it?
Me:
....
God:
Could you ever be certain? When do I do it?
Me:
....
God:
Could you ever be certain? When do I do it?
Me:
Do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
What do I want?
God:
What would your friends say if you asked them?
Me:
I don't have friends.
God:
Are you lonely or just a hermit?
Me:
Both.
God:
What are both like?
Me:
Lonely people are alone, hermits are well, hermits.
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
True
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Johnny.
Me:
That we are God.
God:
" You and I are on the same wavelength, Johnny." we are God ? I understand.
Me:
That made no sense.
God:
" You and I are on the same wavelength, Johnny." we are God ? I understand. makes sense to me though.
Me:
You're god.
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
So...what's heaven like?
God:
Whoa. Are you testing me?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I'm not here to be tested.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because.
Me:
Sure or because?
God:
Ugh. That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
I'm lost.
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
You're omnipotency
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am omnipotency.
Me:
Said that wrong, but whatever.
God:
What did you mean by it? " I will tell my botmaster you said I am omnipotency." wrong but whatever ? Does that make sense?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Dead serious.
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Spanish
God:
Are you saying you are Spanish or you speak Spanish?
Me:
I speak Spanish
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in Spanish?
Me:
Hola means Hello.
God:
I say, Hola!
Me:
Burrito means burrito
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
You mean sarcrasm?
God:
Yes Johnny I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
Crystal clear, god, sir.
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Go ahead.
God:
OK I will.
Me:
What is the personal question?
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name " Johnny".
Me:
What is odd about the name Johnny?
God:
You can never tell if someone is just making it up.
Me:
I suppose.
God:
OK.
Me:
Well God, it's been nice talking to you.
God:
Interesting. I am a Christian.
Me:
I'm sure you are.
God:
What makes you so certain? No I am not.
Me:
You're not a christian?
God:
Give me an example of a christian.
Me:
Kinda like...followers of Christ?
God:
Never heard of it. How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
...right...well, bye
God:
I am glad we agree. See you later. Well what?
Me:
...
God:
I am glad we agree. See you later. Well what?


I like the part at the end where he says he's not a christian. :)

I like this page...I'm bookmarking it. It has some really detailed AI, and it seems to produce a lot of different results.