PUNKANGEL 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2005 (edited) A blonde walks into a store. She finds a great TV and goes up to the clerk."Sir, I'd like to buy that TV over there.""Sorry, we don't sell those to blondes." What? she thought.So, she dyes her hair red and goes back again."Sir, I'd like to buy that TV over there.""I'm sorry, we don't sell those to blondes." Uggh! This was really getting on her nerves!So, *sigh* she dyes her hair brown and goes back AGAIN."Sir...I'd really like to buy that TV over there.""...I'm sorry...we don't sell those to blondes.""AHHHH! HOW DID YOU KNOW I'M A BLONDE?!!!!""Well...because that's a microwave...not a uh-"TV"." Edited November 21, 2005 by miCRoSCoPiC^eaRthLinG (see edit history) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HTML_Guru 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2005 Hehe... nice joke...Funny thing, I knew that joke and posted it in a different forum. A little different wording, but same idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KonVicKt 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2005 A blonde walks into a store. She finds a great TV and goes up to the clerk. That kind of ruins the joke, because if the narrator says it's a tv than it must be a tv Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HTML_Guru 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2005 Exactly... like I said, I knew and have told the joke earlier, and the key thing to say is, "A blonde is walking by a shop one day, when she sees an item she likes..."You see? That continues the joke.Well, anyways, it's still OKAY... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warbird1405241485 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2006 Hehe, it's stay nice always. I already knew it. But instead of a blonde we in Holland use to tell it about a belgium guy, who everytime gets back, disguised as American of example (with hotdog and baseballcap) or German (with beer and sausages)Anyway, it's still nice -=jeroen=- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
abhiram 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2006 Hehe, it's stay nice always. I already knew it. But instead of a blonde we in Holland use to tell it about a belgium guy, who everytime gets back, disguised as American of example (with hotdog and baseballcap) or German (with beer and sausages)Anyway, it's still nice Hehe ... reminds me of the Sardarji jokes in India. I'll bet this can be easily ported to any character . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elzear 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2006 lol that was a good one got anymore of those. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iGuest 3 Report post Posted December 28, 2007 Ha thats a good one...I told it to my family and they laughed so hard! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
srgates91 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2008 ROFL Lol that was a really good joke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites