Can I Make My Modem Make Noise?

[NNNOOOOOO 0]

I wan't it to make whatever noise I want. It's for a prank, sort of. It's mainly for when I'm bored and have nothing to do. But if I were at school or something and made it make those noises, people around me would be like "WTF?" and only I would know why.

[rpgsearcherz 5]

Have it dial up to your home phone number or something (it would make the beeping sounds while it's calling). Other than that I can't think of anything that would cause it to make sounds.