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Happy Saint Patricks Day! Happy Saint PAtricks Day

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well, it's march 17th. it's almost come and gone without any mention of saint patricks day. normally, i would be out drinkin' green beer and guiness and maybe a few shots of jameson or Tullamore Dew. now i live in a town of 300, don't really know anyone, and the nearest bar is 30 miles. so....instead, i will tell a joke... :angel:

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. Ill give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.
The room is quiet, and no one takes up the Texans offer. One man even leaves.

Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. Is your bet still good? asks the Irishman.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses, drinking them all back-to-back.

The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, If ya dont mind me askin, where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?

The Irishman replies, Oh I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first.


Happy Saint Patricks Day everyone. i think i am about 1/8 irish over here. i don't want to hear "ahhhh.....that explains it!" :P

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