Weird Joke... Your engine is making allot of noise...

[bureX 0]

A man comes up to his neighbour while he is fixing his car. The car is obviously broken, and it's engine sounds like WW2.1: Your engine is making allot of noise buddy!2: What?!1: I said: Your engine is making allot of noise!2: Whaaaaaaaat?!1: Your engineeee is making allot of noiseeeeee!2: Whaaaaaaaaaaaat??!!1: I SAID: Your engine is making a hell of allot of noise!2: WHAAAAAAAT???!!! Speak up I can't hear you! My engine is making allot of noise!

[africa 0]

that really got me laughing man! its really funnY.Ok how about this:Man: Please do not give me this woman..i dont need it.woman: if we were married i'd put poison in your coffee.Man: And i'd drink it!