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Get Better Grades At School Fill out this form for your teachers... Good Luck

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The Universal Grade Change Form

 

 

To: Professor _______________

From: ____________________

 

I think my grade in your course, ___, should be changed from ___ to ___ for the following reasons:

 

__1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.

 

__2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.

 

__3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get into:

 

__Medical School

__Graduate School

__Dental School

__Fraternity/Sorority

__The Mickey Mouse Club

__Tri County Tech

 

__4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in ______.

 

__5. I'll lose my scholarship.

 

__6. I'm on a varsity sports team, and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your exam for me.

 

__7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the material asked for on the exam.

 

__8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little fact.

 

__9. I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams asked about general principles.

 

__10. You are prejudiced against:

 

__ Males

__ Blacks

__ Females

__ Jews

__ Catholics

__ Whites

__ Protestants

__ Minorities

__ Chicanos

__ Students

__ People

 

__11. If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or at least cut my allowance.

 

__12. I was unable to do well in this course because of the following illness:

 

__ mono

__ broken baby finger

__ acute alcoholism

__ pregnancy

__ VD

__ fatherhood

 

__13. You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly how you wanted that done.

 

__14. I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull.

 

__15. I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade.

 

__16. The lectures were:

 

__ too detailed to pick out important points.

__ not explained in any sufficient detail.

__ your class was far too boring.

__ all jokes and not enough material.

__ all of the above.

 

__17. This course was:

 

__too early, I was not awake.

__at lunchtime, I was hungry.

__too late, I was tired.

 

__18. My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my (book, notes, paper) for this course.

 

__19. Other reason: __________________.

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LOL wow, pretty interesting form. I thought it would be some tips and guidelines but I'll go try this out and see if it works... NOT. But I want to see someone try this out. That'd be pretty interesting.

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Haha, nice one. Really going to print this one out and give it to my English teacher - the one that wouldn't send me to conduct for giving her a paper she knows is a joke.

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