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<< removed >><< removed >>A blonds driving down the motorway and her husbandrings her up. He tells her that he's been listening to the radio and that there's a maniac driving down the wrong side of the motorway.She replies " No there's not, there hundreds driving down the wrong way(in case you dont get it: she's the one driving down the wrongside of the motorway)

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A blonds driving down the motorway and her husbandrings her up. He tells her that he's been listening to the radio and that there's a maniac driving down the wrong side of the motorway.

She replies " No there's not, there hundreds driving down the wrong way

(in case you dont get it: she's the one driving down the wrongside of the motorway)

Notice from BuffaloHELP:
Keep the jokes PG rated.


Funny Joke - Blind man in the Bar

A blind man on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the man next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The man sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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