Computer Jokes nerdy comp jokes

[galexcd 0]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world the ones who understand binary,and the ones who dont!

[galexcd 0]

just rememeberd another good one:"If I had a dollar every time someone in high school made fun of me, I'd-oh wait... I do"--Bill Gates

[rvalkass 5]

If Microsoft built cars, the airbag would ask Are You Sure? before going off! Everyone's insurance would also rocket due to all the crashes.

[sader 0]

this one from chat

 

Hacher - can someone give me idiots ip address. I will hach him

Anonymus - here's one 127.0.0.1

Hacher - tnx man. now this idiot is history

Anonymus - have the fun

//auto message - 'Hacker' has left the chat

[galexcd 0]

geekyest of all geek jokes:So theres this guy, and he goes into his java compiler and he types in: var fox=wire;...Later when he's surfing the web his computer says: "when do you think i was made 1394?!? use safari!"

[galexcd 0]

qwertyiscoool - Hey man, did you know if you type you pword into aim it blocks it out! Watch: ?????

macaddict9000 - Really?

macaddict9000 - Design

macaddict9000 - it didnt work...

qwertyiscoool - yeah it did, its just that you can't see it on your computer.... i saw ??????!

macaddict9000 - Really!? wow thats cool.

qwertyiscoool - yep, when you type in design, i see ??????

macaddict9000 - Cool! Hey wait a minute, how did you know my password?

qwertyiscoool - oh, er

qwertyiscoool - i just coppied the asterics, and since its back on your computer, it unblocks it!