Lurk

LMAO, i remember when i went into a game store a long time ago before the xbox came out. At the time i really wanted xbox, but when i saw halo, i saw the first game i really wanted to play. When i frst saw halo, i just wanted to buy and play the damn thing!

lol, do you mean another forum for halo 2?

So, what's your preferred FTP client?Mine's SmartFTP because it's very easy to use and fast

LMAO aol sucks I hate AOL.. if it's dial up aol, i hate it even more

well, i'm a noob when it comes to linux

yeah, i prefer a lot more speed... and my internet only crashed once so far

If you wanna know what it is first, it's the scripts that power the snd site. or: http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/

I'm a korn fan

http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ is back up.. SnD site has gone through a lot of trouble, but it should be ok now. and SR site, i have no clue what's going on, since I'm not the webmaster anymore.. All i know about SR is, they really like the site layout i created

I use IE6.. I am too used to IE to switch

Same from 56k to DSL to Cable. DSL is more reliable, but it got a little too slow at the worste times

*cough* i see a software pirate *cough* j/k... HL2 will be awesome.. Doom 3 is even better. Right now, i don't even know a release date for hl2. What I really can't wait for is Halo 2. It'll own!

I got some clan scripts if you want. PHP/MySQL is required, so it'll work here

Why do you need linux? I wouldn't. I tried linux and I got very pissed since I don't know how to use it.I always had to format to get rid of it too. (damn boot loaders)

you gonna buy the game?

actually.. I get domains just because of a nice name... even though i only have 2 at the moment. only one of which is an active domain.

I hate registering domains.. I find it really hard to think of a domain. The admin of this site amazes me since he can think of awesome domain names.. (why can't I?)

lmao, it's easy...Step 1 - RegisterStep 2 - PostStep 3 - Get Hosting3 easy steps

you got a nice sig ;)I get owned on xbox version of halo, but own on halo pc. Let's just hope I'll be good at halo 2, since it'll be out on the xbox first

lol, i remember getting owned by someone in game named StevieSteve.. it got me very pissed -.-

I can speek a little german and a little russian

english only...

Talking Clock: While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the guy replied. "How's it work?" the friend asked. "Watch," the student said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "KNOCK IT OFF, YOU JERK! It's 2 AM!" Here's another joke: A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender looks at the guy and asks: "What's wrong with your turtle?" "Not a thing," the man responds, this beat up turtle is faster than your dog!" "Not a chance!", replies the barkeep. "Okay then, says the guy... you take your dog and let him stand at one end of the bar. Then go and stand at the other end of the room and call your dog. I'll bet you $500 that before your dog reaches you, my turtle will be there." So the bartender, thinking it's an easy $500, agrees. The bartender goes to the other side of the bar, and on the count of three calls his dog. Suddenly the guy picks up his turtle and throws it across the room, narrowly missing the bartender, and smashing into the wall and says - "I WIN... Told you it'll be there before your dog!" And another: A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender beat him up. The next day the guy did the same thing, ordered a beer for everyone, even the bartender, and the bartender beat him up since the guy couldn't pay. Then the next day, the guy said "Beers for everyone! But not you, bartender!" The bartender said "Why?" The guy replyed "You're violent when you're drunk!" Law and Order: This is what I got e-mailed to me, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Some of these are excellent; don't miss the last one. Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just lie there. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult? A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes, voodoo. Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time? Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls? Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male, or a female? Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to? A: Oral. Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere. These were taken from posts at my site again: http://forums.xisto.com/404/www.lurkcorp.com/forum/forumdisplay.php/x/f=22

those are 2 of my favorite bands, i've got more favorites B)I like Bring Me To Life from Evanescence since it was in one of my clan's flash intros. And Faint from Linkin Park so far..

MSN Plus is awesome!! http://www.msgplus.net/ a lot of additions