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  1. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Once there was A big fat Lama eating a game called the 'two lama's and when he finished he dropped dead on the spot, four legs skyward, which was his least faorite thing in the world but he wanted to experience the pain of dying like a horse using an enema from the space ground mission scientist who were owned by the little grey polish surfers and the big flying golden horse with tennis shoes and so he prepared for his final count down by doing the full monty and dropped dead again. Then an ambulance, drawn by monkeys hit the submarine so it sank and flipped it's black sturdy wheels into the sky, meeting its maker in the compacter, so when it came out the compactor expanded and blew up. Meanwhile the dragon was chasing the soldier of fortune to get his dinner in time ,as you do chase the aeroplane until you die, and so we got a big bite of bit. The big bite from big momma`s readily salted pork with fry chicken and juicy dumplings, was not always readily salted. So Bill gates started choking and died in the arms of G.W. Bush after which he shouted yeah *BLEEP* i'm finally dead! But was he??? Who the heck would have guessed that he would play dead now? so he tried to convince the belgium *person* community he was`nt gay. It didn't work. It just proved he likes men dressed up like David Hasslhoff and Bill O'Riley's mom, with sigares in his *bottom*, biting mom's big boobs, then he said
  2. THese are my favorite type of borders. They are easy, quick and they look good. I myself don't like signatures with big tech borders. 1. On your image, select your first layer. 2. Go to Edit > Stroke. 3.Set the backround to Black. Put in 3 pixels, for Location, make sure it's Inside. Hit OK 4. Go to Stroke again, this time put in 2 pixels and make backround white. Hit OK. 5. Stroke again.. This time Black with only 1 pixel. WHOLA! A Border! Simple one, too. This works for multiple softwares, just play around with Stroke. You can also mess around and create different types. I will post 2 here.. The first one is exactly what I showed you, and the second one is another one I did.
  3. I am a bit of a geek I guess if you decide to call me that it's really your decision isn't it. Of course the gang will not be called gang >.< I'm taking requests the four best names for the gang I like will be put in a poll in chit chat :S I wish I was mod of this forum but it's really the only thing it fits under . ANyway Pm me gang names. Once we get a gang name I will be making rank name and it will go into my profile...Hopefully I can find a place for it . So far we have ....FNH POLICE....
  4. iGuest

    Fable

    lol actually you can get laid sorry for the immaturity, i'm pretty sure you can, you get a girlfriend and get a house. It's pretty advanced
  5. He wouldn't have gotten that angry that quick. Unless she repeatidly did this. Even then he wouldn't hit her (abuse) because he would lose his job because he didn't talk to her about it. All he had to do was ask her to stop. If she didn't stop he would have told his boss then he/she would have asked the girl to stop. If she didn't it would be on her if she continued and she would be fired probably for causing a niusance. I could keep going...
  6. As for the hard drive, most of them will work. Check out http://ps2drives.x-pec.com/?p=list for the hard drive compatibility database.... If you want to format/load ISOs/extract images from your PS2 hard drive, Winhiip (http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/) works great. However, to actually use the hard drive, you will need: 1. A *good* modchip (matrix infinity, DMS4, etc) that can boot aplications. OR 2. HD Loader (http://www.hdloader.net/)/HD Advance. They pretty much let you play games from the hard drive instead from the disc, so loading times are better and there is no need to switch discs. The aplication formats the hard drive, and loads/copy games into it. However, it does *not* let you use the Hard Drive as a memory card. :cry:
  7. SSR, we need renewable energy - best alternative. The gas will run out eventually - theres no need to go that far - now is the time for action
  8. oh yea, i forgot about the recording. yea i gues itis a bit of a strech. even though i thought that if it was fake that he would have gotten his computer screen and threw it at her instead of a book that esily folds.
  9. Who likes Tehcno Music, i liek it so much, but the only Problem is that i Don't know the diference between Techno music,dance,trance,Etc. if anyone know it, please post a new Message.
  10. I like link Park, i think that it is a good Group. but i also like Techno Music.
  11. XP is great it has alot of features and is alot easyer to use it has its own fire wall and pop up blocker and more. it also detects hard ware alot beater and easyer, and is good for alot of things you guys are probly useing dos still lol...... and dont tell me you dont know what dos is or your stupid even though not alot of people know how to use it...
  12. nareth, gas=future, no gas= past, as much as the future will suck we also dont want to go back in the past. i mean one day just about every human will be dead and there could be plteny of reason, 1. eventually the sun wil go down, and i dont think we can live without electricity, and we would have obsoluity no light except candle. and if global warming eevr happened, and im not sure what its called it migt be global warming to or something but when basicaly the whole world would go into an ice age, (like in the movie "The day fater tommroow" and i think thats the movie), so what im trying to say is why not enjoy life and use gas and all that stuff becuase 1 day nobody will be able to use it.
  13. :?: Okay I want to get a hard drive for my ps2 but i dont want to get the one with final fantisy and thats the only on i can find so is it posible to use a hard drive that would normaly go into your computer and put it in the ps2 instead? And would i have to put it on my computer to formate it first?And also.....Can someone tell me what feauters come with the Hard Drive for ps2 :?:
  14. ok 1 thing why do you think im asking for admisn? i dont know how to install any phpbb mdos so there realy nothing new its just forums for now. and another thing i did thatto bump this thread but now im really looking for people. and yuo should read my first post to see what its about.
  15. i understand 100% where ur comeing from, but people often mis inturprate the say for example the bible and science, if u look at bothe closely they connected like a puzzle, adam and eve for example, could be referring to the first (modern) evelution from a more primitive state of humans, and one that the bible say, that the univers was created in 7days (i don't remember if it it was 7 days so don't freake out on me). well a play i say at camp one year, a guy met god, and asked him what a trillion years is to him, he replied, "one minute" then the guy asked god, what is 1 trillion dollers to you, god replies "not even a cent", so the guy asks, "god, can i have a trillion dollars?" god replies "sure, in a minute". so one day to god could be an forever for a human, this brings the big bang therory, maybe god dident make use, but he could have possibley made a small spark to make the big bang, and let nature take its cource. and again this is just my opinion
  16. Sure, I use GameMaker. It is a great program.
  17. <?php####################################################################### PHP-NUKE: Web Portal System# ===========================## Aqu? pones tu nombre, la direcci?n de tu p?gina, etc.# ## This program is free software. You can redistribute it and/or modify# it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by# the Free Software Foundation; either version 2 of the License.######################################################################require_once("mainfile.php");$module = 1;if (!eregi("modules.php", $PHP_SELF)) { die ("Usted no puede acceder a este fichero directamente..."); } require_once("mainfile.php"); include("header.php"); Opentable(); ?> /////Here your html code<?php Closetable(); include("footer.php"); ?>
  18. Nooo! PLease dont do that. Come on. Right when I figure out how to do it, you shut it down????awww Come on!! You have no idea how much that sucks.
  19. Thanks I'm looking for mainly technical books (like engineering fields...)
  20. For anyone to think its funny is a stretch for me to beleive.
  21. All the free accounts are being deleted. None of the free accounts can be accessed anymore. Go to the Free Hosting Offers forum to find another host.
  22. Could you provide us with a link, so we can see what the site's about?And please consider using the Edit button next time, rather than having to consecutive posts.
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