Amby

This contains adultish content. So dont read if you're a prude or 13 or something like that ehhh!So I'm talking to this internet friend person right.. Not really a friend, more like.. Someone who talks to me when hes bored, and vice versa.. Anyway..He is telling me how he has a date tonight. I'm like oh wow cool... Because when we were first talking he seemed heart broken by an ex girlfriend and whatnot.. So I thought it was really cool that he was going out again, even if he was just going to get boned. Anyway. Im like "Getchu some!" meaning.. Get you some nookie, some sex, some butt etc etc. Anyway. Hes like "Well I got some from her last weekend".. Im like OoOo go him! And he goes on to say "But I actually really like her.. Im not all about sex you know. Im not a sex monster".. Lol. Im like yeah right. Whateva! Then not even 5 minutes later he asks me "So whens the last time you got some..".. Not all about sex eh? *raises eyebrow*.Anyway. So I got offline for a while.. Came back on, messaged him again.. We are talking and what not.. He says something like "Ohh yay! one more hour till I can go home and get beautiful for my date!".. Right.. So.. Im like "Kewlll! What is she like".. So he proceeds to tell me what she is like.. Im like "If she hot?" Hes like "Not hot hot, kinda plain jane vibe" etc etc etc.So I was like.. "she was obviously hot enough to bone!" And he said "I didnt bone her, it was more than that.. It was sensual".. Im like LMFAO mmhmm SURE. Okay.. I'm like "Was last weekend your first date?".. He didnt answer, and I asked again.. Hes like "we havent had a date..".. Im like "huh I dont get it?".. Hes like "We met at a club, and went home together".. LMFAO!!!!!!!!! So.. He'd known her for a few hours, took her home, slept with her.. Yet it was more than just a bone? Give me a BREAK. I told him he was so much more naive than me, yet hes at least 5 years older than I.. He proceeded to attempt to insult me with some silly little comment.. Hehe."it was so amazing Ma. I think I want to marrry her. Shes sooo dreamy"Well I can promise him one thing. She just wants the nookie! He may think shes absolutely DREAMMMYYY but she just wants his peice.. Poor guy. Oh well. Guess he'll find out for himself LOL.LMFAO! Oh lord. Okay so hes mildly amusing, and entertaining.. But he sure is full of crapola.. LMFAO. I should have known from the moment he told me I was pretty that he was full of it.. LMFAO.Oh lord. Thats hilarious..

hehe it works now. maybe it was on my end.Amby

I won't take credit for writing such a thing.. I'm not that witty. However, I will brag by saying I am the friend of the witty master who wrote that piece. Ah yes, just being a friend to such a person is a wonderful thing.I think it is funny..I am religious though. I do believe in God. I am not Christian however.. I do not believe I need to sit on a wooden bench with a special name, listening to a man (a sinner) preach the words of a book who was written by men (who.. are what? thats right.. sinners).. I'm sure their intentions were good, but whos to say they did not distort the view of God to fit their needs? So. I choose to live by what I believe is right, not by what the hypocritical preacher believes.Anywho, thanks for all your replies, even the not so kind ones. Just one word of advice to those of you who chose to reply with anger in your hearts :: ligthen up. Amby

The Compuhost link - where it shows us our credits - isnt working. I was going to check it out, but it didn't work. Got the lycos page.Thought I'd let you know. Maybe its just on my end.Amby

Hi. My name is God. I created the universe according to my perfect plan. Don't ask why there are problems with it, because despite my omniscience, I can't be expected to forsee imminent disaster. In my amazing love for all of humanity, I selected a particular race of people as my favorite, and ordered them to wipe out surrounding races, burn their cities, and kill their children. Eventually, to fix that whole "sin" problem that I created, I had to sacrifice myself to myself so I would be allowed to change a rule I made myself. Once that was over, I set up a church here on Earth which does more harm than good, but at least they mean well. I suppose I could have planned the organization of the thing out a bit better, but I'm a busy God, and I just don't have enough time to make sure that my holy book isn't mysoginistic and my followers aren't racists. In a nutshell, you should believe in me because if you don't, I'll send you to hell to suffer for eternity. Did I mention I love you?Comments?

Im a huge procrastinator. I put every single thing off until the last possible second, if I dont have a deadline, it'll never get done. But.. Having deadlines and putting it off to the last second seems to make me work better, and harder. I work well under pressure. I always write my papers the night before/the morning of the day its due, and I always receive an A. I think I concentrate more when I know I have to turn it in that day or the next day. Whenever I know its a week or two away I get distracted really easy and my paper turns out like crap.Anywho.. Interesting topic I suppose.

2 - its really scary to me. although im sure boys would say 'ooohh thats DA BOMB!' or something lol.

also - its 10 credits I believe, not more than 3. Try to keep it up to like 15 or more. Just to be safe. Hope no one minds me responding.

Okay this morning my dad told me that I'd received 3 calls from 3 different houses in Tennessee - all my relatives. So I got worried thinking something may be wrong. Keep in mind that normally I would not call back. I do not speak with my mom or brother often, and I dont speak to anyone else in Tennessee who I'm related to at all. I called today at like 4:15 PM or so. A man answered the phone. Heres how the conversation went down. Him: Hello Me: Hello, whos this? Him: Brian, whos this? Me: Amber Him: Oh this must be the daughter. Me: Yes, whos this again? Him: Brian. Me: Brian who? Him: The Stranger Me: What? Him: Your mom pulled me out of a completely good vacation on South America to come here to cold *bottom* Tennessee to save her from herself. Me: Save her from herself? Him: Yes, her own worst enemy. Me: Ok anyway, I was worried because I had so many calls from everyone up there. Whats going on? Everything okay? Him: Yes its just about your graduation, do you know what time it is? Me: No, time isnt set yet. Him: Theres not a time yet? Me: No, not even a place, just a date. Him: Oh okay, well your mom and your brother are coming up there. Me: Oh, my brother is coming too? awesome. Him: Yeah I would come, but I need you to send me 1,000 dollars, *he laughs* Me: Oh okay I'll pull that out of my back pocket now. Him: Oh hush you knows its easy for women to get money, just a wiggle here and a bat your eye there. Me: Uh okay. (thinking to self :: *BLEEP*ing perv) then there was some convo, dont remember what. He said something about needing drugs and alcohol, I said.. Uh Okay. Just last month my mom was getting "married" to some guy in India, now she has some guy who was on vacation in South America at her house? Whos name, of all frikkin things, is Brian WIZARD. Oh by the way, hes a WRITER. It sounds to ME like my mom is on the prowl again, hunting for her next victim. Number 4, yes husband number 4. http://www.brianwizard.com/ Yes.. the guy even has a website, can you believe it. I think shes crazy, dont y'all? *sighs* Im stressed. *stuffs ice cream down throat* Amby

*gasp* it is working now! at first, it says 'sorry could not find <url>' or something.well okay, thanks. so sorry for the trouble LOL.Amby

the first is my favorite too. I dont like the others as much, but I didnt want to share just one. Thanks for the link. I'm checking it out now.Ambyedit:: i really love the first set, and number 5.. awesome stuff.

Wow thanks y'all I really appreciate the positive/contructive feedback. I havent written in so long, Is This Me is from *thinks* 3 years ago, and is this me is from 2 years ago I believe.. But they are my favorite poems that I've written, actually not really favorites.. More like the only ones I think are readable. LOL. All my others are extremely crappy. Ive explored many other avenues of art though. Pottery, painting, digital.. All for fun, nothing serious. Anywho, thats off topic.Thanks again for your kind words and such. I'll keep all your comments in mind next time I decide to write.Hugs,Amby

i think it looks great what kind of poems and stories are they? all kinds?Hugs,Amby

Just curious if this was a problem on my end or not. I have no clue how to check etc. http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ is my url. i hope its not a bother asking y'all if the persons computer who uploaded everything to the FTP thing is down, would that effect it? Because the person who helps me - his site is down too, and he hasnt been online which isnt like him.. So I thought maybe that could be it. Thanks for help. Sorry for being a bother. Amby

I regret creating this post. Y'all need to calm down. This is a debate, on a forum, on the internet. Y'all are getting way to heated. Just let it go. You've all stated your opinions, dont beat it to death now.Each post here represents someones OPINION. Thats right, an opinion. At least accept it as that, and let it go. Dont let it get to you that someone disagrees.I dont know. I wish this would get closed now. Its getting out of hand I think.Hugs, everyone just stay calm.Amby