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Neeraz

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  1. Corrupted???? My School May Be The Most Corrupted One Coz Talking With The Friend Of Opposite Sex Is Meant That They Are In Love . now You People Think How Much Corrupted Is My School...We Cannot Converse With Any Girls Otherwise We Will Be Suspended For A Week. But Still I Have One Girl Friend There.....
  2. Time Time Never Waits You You Wait The Time You Can Not Stop The Time But... Time Can Stop You So.. Enjoy, Romance....Your Life Enjoy..Till You Are Alive How Beautiful How beautiful the blandishments of spring! Arrays of passion blooming in the aisles, Praise exploding, palpable as dust, Pain surfeited, like water on the run, Yearning for the salience of the sea. Truth, however, lies in everything, Held like paint within the glaze of tiles, Intrinsic to both recklessness and rust, Resident in somnolence and sun, Determined as two lovers' love to be.
  3. Kissing And Slap A Nepali guy, an Indian guy, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there was a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The old woman, beautiful girl and the Indian guy are sitting there looking perplexed. The Indian guy is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. The old woman is thinking: That Indian guy must have tried to kiss that girl and got slapped. The Indian guy is thinking: "Damn it, that Nepali guy must have tried to kiss the beautiful girl, she thought it was me and slapped me instead." The beautiful girl is thinking: "That Indian guy must have moved to kiss me, but kissed the old lady instead and got slapped." The Nepali guy is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Indian guy again." What Leads To What 1. Dumb man + dumb woman = Marriage 2. Dumb man + smart woman = Affiar 3. Smart man + dumb woman = Baby Finally, 4. Smart man + smart woman = Romance
  4. Hello, I AM NIRAJ FROM NEPAL. DO U PEOPLE KHOW WHERE NEPAL IS????I AM 19 YEARS OLD AND I STUDY ENGINEERING. ;)If Anyone Wanna Contact Me Then Look Below Name: Niraj PoudelAddress: Pachali, Teku, kathmandu, Bagmati, NepalEmail Address: neeraz_poudel@msn.com or neeraz.np@gmail.com :Pi like to make friends and let me mention that i have never made any friends outside my country....i hope i can friendship with you people
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