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  1. I was just wondering, is there anyone here who has heard of DragonForce, and if so, what do you think of them? I personally have known about them for about 3 years now, and thoroughly love their music. However, from their newest album (Inhuman Rampage) they released a video (Through the Fire and the Flames) which has been played on Scuzz a great deal, and I assume that is where a lot of people would have first heard of them.So please, if you have heard of them, post here how you heard of them, where you heard of them and what you think of them. Thanks.
  2. Ronaldo WAS a good football player..now hes avarage i think..nows the rolandinho times ;]
  3. When I first started IMing my brother on MSN we use to try and see who had the better IQ out there. We took about 12 IQ tests from different sites offering them. Our IQ's varied in so many ways. He would get 132 then 154 then 121, then 175, then 164 and then 147 and etc. I would get the same thing... I would get 143, then 171, then 112, then 155, then it varied some more. He scored higher then me all in all.I don't think that the IQ tests we took were accurate at all. I took a IQ test in grade 11 Psychology and I got a 158. My psych teacher said that there was most likely no IQ test is accurate and I believe him. I'll bet if you took another test on the same site or on a different site your results will vary as well.Einstein had a very low IQ. Although when looking on the internet to get an exact number I got people guessing as to what his IQ was. His IQ was from 91-111, I can't remember but it was close to there. This man came up with the Theory of Relativity and is still praised today as a genius with a name everyone knows. (I learned this is Psych class as well... wonder how I failed it... oh yeah! I didn't do the work.)
  4. Definetly Golf. It might be fun playing it, but watching it....soooo boring.
  5. I like running and swimming. Actually i'm not very fond of doing sports, i like to watch it. But i like to ski in winter and go cycling in summer.i consider them favorite sports too. I also like soccer and basketball.
  6. # When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.# Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris? beard. There is only another fist.# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn?t lifting himself up, he?s pushing the Earth down.# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.# Chuck Norris? hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.# There is no such thing as global warming. 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  7. Well, I think Harry and Ginny will get together. She may come into play in the final battle. I find it hardto believe Harry will fight alone. We do not know what Dumbledore had in mind with Snape killing him.We do not have enough info on what realy went down. Ginny will not leave Harry. She was ready tobe there for Harry at the end of book 6. There is also the person known as R.A.B. to think on. Mostpeople think this may be someone's initials. What if it was another group like the OTP? Who ever it is,was way ahead of Dumbledore on the horcrux thing. This unsettles me! Who could be one step in frontof Dumbledore? Also, where is Dumbledore's brother? Surely, he is a very powerful wizard. Will hebe in book seven? He was not at the funeral. We know so little about the "old magic" that the deathof Dumbledore could just a front to mislead Voldemort into believing he no longer had to worry aboutanother battle with Dumbledore. This would give the OTP the element of surprise. Will Harry findR.A.B. ? I would if I were Harry!! RAB is allready doing what Harry needs done. Will RAB strike again?I wonder. Will RAB try to find Harry? dry.gif
  8. Well, I haven't had time to read the fifth one yet, and I do not think that I have read the fourth one as well yet. I plan to sometime, as I have all of the books.When I received the first book as a gift, I did not think much of it. But then, seeing as how I play hockey and we sometimes go on long road trips, I brought it along and read the whole thing on the way there. I was addicted to it. So after that, I started to get more into the series and learned that there was more books from the series. Of course I went out and got them, and now I love the series. I cannot wait for the next one (sixth) to come out, so I can read the fourth, fifth, and then sixth book in the series.Great pieces of writing though.
  9. ou don't have to do anything fancy to be romantic. Just listen to her when she is stressed out. Don't get impatient when she is upset at you. She'll be so surprised that she'll never forget it.
  10. Ah.. those rules.I have to say, those rules are crap. I follow only a portion of them and my girlfriend adores me. There is more to being a good boyfriend than giving in to every whim a woman wants. I tell my girlfriend when she's wrong, I tell her when a pair of pants makes her butt look big, I ASK for head and PMS is a scientifically proven joke. You don't NEED to be drama queens, you just do it for the attention. Those are the rules for the typical women.. women that could stand to take some lessons from a REAL woman like mine. =)
  11. 'd have to go for the unreal series every time I think. It might just be because that was what I played first I suppose, but I just find it feels somehow much easier to get into. I still play unreal tournament even now just because of the huge number of mods available for it. It really helps when you can keep adding new elements to game, because as well as having all the new bits, it keeps you playing more and you get better at the game as a whole. Unfortunately I still have a long way to go before I will be able to beat my brother, he has more free time than me to spend playing and is a lot better, it's very depressing.
  12. used to play Runescape way back when, but I also became a bit bored of it all and now I stick to more of the shooting games. But when I played I did alright, I personally was more of a fan of the Runescape Classic than the new one, not sure why exactly, but I just felt that the older one was better.
  13. For me, its a tie between Planescape: torment and System shock 2. Then it would be Civilization 2, half life, red alert 2, and Zelda: ocarina of time. Good games never die, you know. Fancy, state of the art graphics are for suckers.
  14. If you have to choose between PS3 and XBOX360, I base my decision on a number of things.Games - Which one has better games that appeal to your liking?Cost - Are you looking for a console that is cheap, or are you willing to spend a lot of money?Graphics - If you really want a console, I would at least glance at this topic.Competition - Is there ANY other console that is better?Power - Self explanatory.Screen Resolution - Don't want it to be blurry, do we?Online Capabilities - XBOX has XBOX Live...what will PlayStation have?But it's still your choice...I would choose the XBOX360 on a count of the money, because I would buy an iPod video on the side with the spare money that I didn't spend on the PS3. But that's ONLY my decision... tongue.gif
  15. i haveplaystationplaystation 2gameboygameboy colorgameboy advancenintendo dsnintendo 64gamecubecomputerand possibly and xbox soon
  16. Notice from electriic ink: Copied from a post earlier on in this topic http://forums.xisto.com/topic/1093-does-any-one-also-think-harry-potters-dumb-huh/
  17. I kinda think J.K. Rowling will kill off Harry Potter in the last book. This is simply because of the fact that, if Harry lives past the seventh (and final) book, then Harry Potter fans all over the world will continuously hound J.K. Rowling to write more books about Harry in his years after Hogwarts.I personally would be one of those hounds! biggrin.gifHowever, I *hope* that is not the case, as I would love to read more about Harry Potter, seven books just isn't enough for the marvelous wizarding world Rowling has created!I have also heard of other books related to Harry Potter that Rowling has written (for charities), like the books that Harry actually reads in Hogwarts. I think (if memory serves me correctly) they were:Quidditch through the AgesMagical Creatures and Where to find themI think that was all though, please correct me if I am wrong...
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