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broken link or account closed? am sleepy am outta here

i caught my teacher having sex with a student in the faculties comfort room ewww. that girl is so hot to the extent that i wish i could shag her too lolz.... eww...

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane had landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop-dead gorgeous topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said, "Good morning, Father, good morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. Once again, the two priests settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string, taking her sweet time, came walking towards them. Again, she nodded at each of them, said, "Good morning, Father," and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute, young lady." "Yes?" she asked. "We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests dressed as we are?" "Father, it's me, Sister Angela."

An emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new chief samurai warrior. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese, and a Pinoy samurai. "Demonstrate your skills," commanded the emperor. The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, and released a fly. He drew his sword and-swish!-the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two. The Chinese samurai smiled, then opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his sword. Swish! Swish! The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered. The Pinoy samurai stepped forward, released the fly, and drew his sword. SWOOOOOOOSH! The speed of his sword created a gust of wind. The fly let out a high-pitched sound, but continued to fly around. "What kind of skill is that?" asked the emperor. "The fly isn't even dead." "Anak ng?," replied the Pinoy samurai. "Dead is easy. Now, circumcision...that takes skill!"

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backstreet boys, william hung, britney spears becoz shes a s*u*,blink182, ALL BOY BANDS they are gay!metallica rocks in master of puppet linkin park rocks on in the endblink 182 rocks on adam songlets face it guys. at first they created good songs and they rocks but later they are doing craps crap crap and nothin but crap they dont meet our expectations to them. later on we hated this band....

I recently read something which made sense. It said the main reasonthat Windows is susceptible to viruses, whereas Linux (UNIX) is not,is that in Windows a user has the ability to write practicallyanywhere on the hard drive. In Linux, however, user write privilegesare carefully and conservatively specified for every directory in thesystem.The only exception to this is the all-powerful "root" user in Linux. As the saying goes: if you have an executable and you don't know whatit does, don't run it as root.

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Ghost exist... even Jesus Christ mention it in the bible... by the time he rise from the dead... every one of his desciple thinks that he is a GHOST but he said " COME TOUCH ME IM NOT A GHOST THE GHOST GOT NO FLESH YOU CANT TOUCH THE GHOST" this is not exactly his right words but this is kinnda the sam.... look for it on the bible i forgot what verse it is.

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i use phpbb its great. you can modify it to become a portal. i tried invision for a short time then i switch to phpbb. i found phpbb quite easy to use and edit.so more power to the coders of phpbb. and i think most of the COntent Management System are included phpbb in there packages ex. phpnuke

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hmmmmmmmmmmm my school i can say is that my school is great the teachers are not exactly teaching.(sort of) because we are dealing with webcasting from the main branch of our school and it sucks all the students are always sleepy. the problem here is that there is no interaction between the students and teachyers

/*Payroll*/#include<stdio.h>#include<conio.h>#include<ctype.h> main() { struct ret { char name[30]; char add[30]; char stat; float hw; //hours worked float hl; //hours late float loans; float debts; float ded; //dedduction float td; //total deductions float gp; //gross pay float np; //net pay float ret; //retirement pay float sss; float pagibig; float med; //medicare float rph; //rate per hour float oph; //overtime per hour float lph; //late per hour float ot; //overtime in hours float late; //amount of lates float itw; float msal; //basic pay int age; int serv; }; struct ret emp; { clrscr(); gotoxy(5,3); printf("Name: "); scanf("%s",&emp.name); gotoxy(50,3); printf("Age: "); scanf("%d",&emp.age); gotoxy(5,4); printf("Address: "); scanf("%s",&emp.add); gotoxy(5,9); printf("No. of hours worked: "); scanf("%f",&emp.hw); gotoxy(5,10); printf("No. of hours late: "); scanf("%f",&emp.hl); gotoxy(5,11); printf("No. of overtime hours: "); scanf("%f",&emp.ot); gotoxy(5,12); printf("Ammount Loans: "); scanf("%f",&emp.loans); gotoxy(5,13); printf("Ammount of debts: "); scanf("%f",&emp.debts); gotoxy(5,14); printf("No. of years in service: "); scanf("%d",&emp.serv); for(; { gotoxy(5,15); printf(" "); gotoxy(5,15); printf("Status (P)mermanent (T)emporary: "); emp.stat = getche(); emp.stat = tolower(emp.stat); if(emp.stat == 'p' || emp.stat == 't') { break; } else{} } emp.sss = 200.00; emp.pagibig = 100.00; emp.med = 100.00; if(emp.stat == 'p') { emp.rph = 50.00; emp.oph = 200.00; emp.lph = 30.00; emp.msal = (emp.rph * emp.hw) + (emp.oph * emp.ot); emp.late = emp.lph * emp.hl; emp.itw = .10 * emp.msal; emp.ded = emp.sss + emp.pagibig + emp.med + emp.itw + emp.late; emp.td = emp.ded + emp.loans + emp.debts; emp.np = emp.msal - emp.td; emp.ret = ((emp.np * 12) * emp.serv) - emp.ded; gotoxy(50,9); puts("Deductions:"); gotoxy(50,10); printf("ITW: %.2f", emp.itw); gotoxy(50,11); printf("Loans: %.2f", emp.loans); gotoxy(50,12); printf("Debts: %.2f", emp.debts); gotoxy(50,13); printf("SSS: %.2f", emp.sss); gotoxy(50,14); printf("Pag-ibig: %.2f", emp.pagibig); gotoxy(50,15); printf("Medicare: %f", emp.med); gotoxy(27,17); printf("Monthly salary: %.3f", emp.np); if(emp.ret <= 00.00) { emp.ret = 00.00; gotoxy(10,21); puts("Sorry, you cannot avail your retirement benefit at this moment"); } gotoxy(27,18); printf("Retirement Benefit: %.3f", emp.ret); } else { emp.rph = 45.00; emp.oph = 150.00; emp.lph = 30.00; emp.msal = (emp.rph * emp.hw) + (emp.oph * emp.ot); emp.late = emp.lph * emp.hl; emp.itw = .10 * emp.msal; emp.ded = emp.sss + emp.pagibig + emp.med + emp.itw + emp.late; emp.td = emp.ded + emp.loans + emp.debts; emp.np = emp.msal - emp.td; emp.ret = 00.00; gotoxy(50,9); puts("Deductions:"); gotoxy(50,10); printf("ITW: %.2f", emp.itw); gotoxy(50,11); printf("Loans: %.2f", emp.loans); gotoxy(50,12); printf("Debts: %.2f", emp.debts); gotoxy(50,13); printf("SSS: %.2f", emp.sss); gotoxy(50,14); printf("Pag-ibig: %.2f", emp.pagibig); gotoxy(50,15); printf("Medicare: %f", emp.med); gotoxy(27,17); printf("Monthly salary: %.3f", emp.np); gotoxy(27,18); printf("Retirement Benefit: %.3f", emp.ret); gotoxy(18,21); puts("Sorry, you cannot avail your retirement benefit"); } } getch(); return 0; }

/*input numbers and it will sort it...SORTING*/#include<stdio.h>#include<conio.h> float swap(float *a, float *; main() { float num[12],temp,r_add,r_mul; //counters int trig,cnt,y,cnta,ct; for(cnt=1; cnt <= 10; cnt++) { clrscr(); gotoxy(20,5); printf("Entry # %d: Enter a number:",cnt); scanf("%f",&temp); trig = 1; while(trig) { if(cnt == 1) { num[cnt] = temp; temp = 0; trig = 0; } else if(cnt == 2) { if(num[cnt-1] > temp) { swap(&num[cnt-1],&temp); num[cnt] = temp; } else { num[cnt] = temp; } temp = 0; trig = 0; } else { cnta = cnt - 1; for(ct = 1; ct <= cnta; ct++) { if(num[ct] > temp) { swap(&num[ct],&temp); } else{} } num[cnt] = temp; temp = 0; trig = 0; } } } clrscr(); gotoxy(15,5); puts("ASCENDING ORDER"); for(cnt=1,y=8; cnt <= 10; cnt++,y++) { gotoxy(20,y); printf("%.2f",num[cnt]); } gotoxy(50,5); puts("DECENDING ORDER"); for(cnt=10,y=8; cnt >= 1; cnt--,y++) { gotoxy(55,y); printf("%.2f",num[cnt]); } r_add = 0.0; for(cnt = 1; cnt <= 10; cnt++) { r_add = r_add + num[cnt];} gotoxy(20,20); printf("The sum of the numbers is: %.2f",r_add); r_mul = 1.00; for(cnt = 1; cnt <= 10; cnt++) { r_mul = r_mul * num[cnt];} gotoxy(20,22); printf("The sum of the numbers is: %.2f",r_mul); getch(); return 0; } float swap(float *a, float * { float temp; temp = *a; *a = *b; *b = temp; return(*a,*; }

/*single dimension and 2 dimensional array*/#include<stdio.h>#include<conio.h>#include<stdlib.h>#include<ctype.h> main() { int cnt,y,a; char *prod[10][10], np[10], kp; *prod[0] = "tomatoes"; *prod[1] = "cabbage"; *prod[2] = "potatoes"; *prod[3] = "mangoes"; *prod[4] = "bananas"; *prod[5] = "mushrooms"; *prod[6] = "bananas"; *prod[7] = "papayas"; *prod[8] = "langka"; *prod[9] = "guavas"; for(; { clrscr(); gotoxy(17,1); printf("Do you want to (l)ist, ®ead, (w)rite or (q)uit:"); kp = getch(); kp = tolower(kp); switch(kp) { case 'l': clrscr(); for(cnt=0,y=5; cnt <= 9; cnt++,y++) { gotoxy(15,y); printf("product #%d: %s",cnt,*prod[cnt]); } gotoxy(20,20); puts("Press any key to return to main menu"); getch(); break; case 'r': clrscr(); gotoxy(20,5); printf("Enter product code: "); scanf("%d",&a); gotoxy(20,7); printf("Product #: %d ",a); gotoxy(20,8); printf("Product name: %s",*prod[a]); gotoxy(20,15); puts("Press any key to return to main menu"); getch(); break; case 'w': clrscr(); gotoxy(20,5); printf("Enter product code: "); scanf("%d",&a); gotoxy(20,7); printf("Product #:%d Product name: %s",a,*prod[a]); gotoxy(20,9); printf("Enter new product name: "); scanf("%s",&np); strcpy(*prod[a],np); gotoxy(20,11); printf("Successfully changed to: %s", *prod[a]); gotoxy(20,17); puts("Press any key to return to main menu"); getch(); break; case 'q' : exit(0); } } }

/*Another multiplication table*/#include<stdio.h>#include<conio.h> main() { int xx[10], yy[10], x, y, xa, ya, xb, yb, a, b, cnt; for(cnt = 1; cnt <=10; cnt++) { xx[cnt] = cnt; } for(cnt = 1; cnt <=10; cnt++) { yy[cnt] = cnt; } clrscr(); gotoxy(30,1); puts("Multiplication Table"); for(; { gotoxy(10,3); puts(" "); gotoxy(10,3); printf("X: "); scanf("%d",&x); if(x >= 1 && x <= 10) { break; } else{} } for(; { gotoxy(10,4); puts(" "); gotoxy(10,4); printf("Y: "); scanf("%d",&y); if(y >= 1 && y <= 10 ) { break; } else{} } for(xb = 1,a=16; xb <= x; xb++,a=a+4) { gotoxy(a,8); printf("%d",xx[xb]);} for(yb = 1,b=9; yb <= y; yb++,b++) { gotoxy(16,; printf("%d",yy[yb]);} for(ya = 1,b=9; ya <= y; ya++,b++) { a = 20; for(xa = 1; xa <= x; xa++, a = a + 4) { gotoxy(a,; printf("%d",xa*ya);} } getch(); return 0; }

/*Functions = user define Functions*/#include<stdio.h>#include<conio.h>#include<ctype.h> void circle(); void triangle(); void rectangle(); void square(); main() { char kp; clrscr(); gotoxy(25,1); printf("A menu for the computation of the"); gotoxy(33,2); printf("area of the ff"); gotoxy(35,5); printf("a) circle "); gotoxy(35,7); printf(" triangle"); gotoxy(35,9); printf("c) rectangle"); gotoxy(35,11); printf("d) square"); gotoxy(30,15); printf("Entetr your selection:"); kp = getche(); kp = tolower(kp); switch(kp) { case 'a': circle(); break; case 'b': triangle(); break; case 'c': rectangle(); break; case 'd': square(); break; } getch(); return 0; } void circle() { float rad, ac; clrscr(); gotoxy(27,1); printf("Area of a circle: 2?r"); gotoxy(20,5); printf("Enter the radius of the circle: "); scanf("%f",&rad); ac = 2 * 3.1416 * rad; gotoxy(20,7); printf("The are of the circle is: %.3f",ac); gotoxy(27,10); printf("press any key to exit"); } void triangle() { float base, height, at; clrscr(); gotoxy(27,1); printf("Area of a triangle: ?bh"); gotoxy(20,5); printf("Enter the base of the triangle: "); scanf("%f",&base); gotoxy(20,6); printf("Enter the height of the triangle: "); scanf("%f",&height); at = .5 * base * height; gotoxy(20,8); printf("The area of the triangle is: %.2f",at); gotoxy(27,13); printf("press any key to exit"); } void rectangle() { float length, width, ar; clrscr(); gotoxy(27,1); printf("Area of a rectangle: length * width"); gotoxy(20,5); printf("Enter the length of the triangle: "); scanf("%f",&length); gotoxy(20,6); printf("Enter the width of the triangle: "); scanf("%f",&width); ar = length * width; gotoxy(20,8); printf("The area of the triangle is: %.2f", ar); gotoxy(27,13); printf("press any key to exit"); } void square() { float s, as; clrscr(); gotoxy(27,1); printf("Area of a square: s * s"); gotoxy(20,5); printf("Enter one side of the square: "); scanf("%f",&s); as = s * s; gotoxy(20,7); printf("The area of the square is: %.2f", as); gotoxy(27,11); printf("press any key to exit"); }

/* Machine Problem 5 LOOPINGFor LOOP*/#include<stdio.h>#include<conio.h>main(){ int a, b, x, y; clrscr(); //1st multiplication table using two "for" loops for(a = 1,y = 6; a <= 10; a++,y++) { for(b = 1, x = 7; b <= 10; b++,x = x + 3) { gotoxy(x,y); printf("%d",a*; } } //2nd multiplication table using 1 "for" loop a = 1; b = 1; x = 47; y = 6; for(; { gotoxy(x,y); printf("%d", a*; if(b == 10) { a++; b = 1; x = 47; y = y + 1; } else { b++; x = x + 3; } if(a > 10) { break; } else {} } getch(); return 0;}

/* Machine Problem 4 Switch and cases */#include<stdio.h>#include<conio.h>main(){ float num1, num2, ans; char kp; clrscr(); gotoxy(10,4); printf("First Number: "); scanf("%f",&num1); gotoxy(10,5); printf("Second Number: "); scanf("%f",&num2); gotoxy(10,7); printf("<+> Addition"); gotoxy(10,8); printf("<-> Subtraction"); gotoxy(10,9); printf("<*> Multiplication"); gotoxy(10,10); printf("</> Division"); gotoxy(10,11); printf("Enter your Choice -> [ ]"); gotoxy(32,11); printf(""); kp = getche(); switch(kp) { case '+': ans = num1 + num2; break; case '-': ans = num1 - num2; break; case '*': ans = num1 * num2; break; case '/': ans = num1 / num2; break; default: gotoxy(10,13); printf("Unknown command!"); break; } gotoxy(10,14); printf("The answer is: %.2f",ans); getch(); return 0;}

/* Machine Problem 3 Simple payroll system*/#include<stdio.h>#include<conio.h>#include<ctype.h>main(){ char name[30], pos; float rate, hwrk, gross, bonus, tax, sss, med, tded, net; clrscr(); gotoxy(10,5); printf("Name: "); scanf("%s",&name); gotoxy(30,6); printf("<m> Manager <s> Supervisor <e> Employee"); gotoxy(40,5); printf("Position: "); pos = getch(); pos = tolower(pos); if(pos == 'm') { rate = 500; } else if(pos == 's') { rate = 400; } else if(pos == 'e') { rate = 300; } else { gotoxy(20,11); printf("Invalid entry! Press any key to exit"); getch(); return 0; } gotoxy(10,9); printf("Rate: %.0f", rate); gotoxy(10,11); printf("No. of hours worked: "); scanf("%f",&hwrk); gross = rate * hwrk; gotoxy(10,13); printf("Gross: %.2f",gross); if(gross >= 5000) { bonus = 750; } else if(gross <= 4999 && gross >= 3000) { bonus = 500; } else { bonus = 0.0; } gotoxy(10,14); printf("-----------------"); gotoxy(10,15); printf("Bonus: %.2f",bonus); gotoxy(35,15); printf("Deductions:"); if(gross >= 7000) { tax = gross * 0.15; } else if(gross <= 6999 && gross >= 4000) { tax = gross * 0.10; } else if(gross <= 3999 && gross >= 2000) { tax = gross * 0.05; } else { tax = 00.00; } med = 100; sss = gross * 0.10; tded = tax + sss + med; net = (gross + bonus) - tded; gotoxy(35,16); printf("Tax: %.2f", tax); gotoxy(35,17); printf("SSS: %.2f", sss); gotoxy(35,18); printf("Medicare: %.2f", med); gotoxy(35,19); printf("Total Deduction: %.2f", tded); gotoxy(10,21); printf("Net Income: %.2f", net); getch(); return 0;}

/* Machine Problem 2 Grade Computation Based on the philippines Very helpful for teachers */#include<stdio.h>#include<conio.h>main(){ float q1, q2, quiz, cs, exam, pgrade, mgrade, fgrade, tgrade; clrscr(); //prelim grade gotoxy(5,5); printf("Q1 100pts:"); scanf("%f",&q1); gotoxy(5,7); printf("Q2 100pts:"); scanf("%f",&q2); gotoxy(5,9); printf("CS 100pts:"); scanf("%f",&cs); gotoxy(5,11); printf("Exam 100pts:"); scanf("%f",&exam); quiz = (q1 + q2) / 200 ; pgrade = (quiz * 30) + ((cs / 100) * 30) + ((exam / 100) * 40); gotoxy(5,14); printf("Prelim grade: %.2f",pgrade); //midterm grade gotoxy(30,5); printf("Q1 100pts:"); scanf("%f",&q1); gotoxy(30,7); printf("Q2 100pts:"); scanf("%f",&q2); gotoxy(30,9); printf("CS 100pts:"); scanf("%f",&cs); gotoxy(30,11); printf("Exam 100pts:"); scanf("%f",&exam); quiz = (q1 + q2) / 200 ; mgrade = (quiz * 30) + ((cs / 100) * 30) + ((exam / 100) * 40); gotoxy(30,14); printf("Midterm grade: %.2f",mgrade); //final grade gotoxy(55,5); printf("Q1 100pts:"); scanf("%f",&q1); gotoxy(55,7); printf("Q2 100pts:"); scanf("%f",&q2); gotoxy(55,9); printf("CS 100pts:"); scanf("%f",&cs); gotoxy(55,11); printf("Exam 100pts:"); scanf("%f",&exam); quiz = (q1 + q2) / 200 ; fgrade = (quiz * 30) + ((cs / 100) * 30) + ((exam / 100) * 40); gotoxy(55,14); printf("Final grade: %.2f",fgrade); tgrade = (pgrade * .30) + (mgrade * .30) + (fgrade * .40); gotoxy(30,18); printf("Total Grade: %.2f", tgrade); getch(); return 0;}

here are some of the c/c++ machine problems . a very simple but helpful/* machine problem 1 usage of scanf*/#include<stdio.h>#include<conio.h>main(){ char name[10], add[20], schl[30], course[20], tel[20], cp[20], nationality[20], bday[20], pbirth[20], licno[20], sssno[20], sex[5]; char fname[20], mname[20], foccu[20], moccu[20], mbday[20], fbday[20]; int age, fage, mage; clrscr(); gotoxy(35,2); printf("Bio-Data"); //your information gotoxy(10,4); printf("Name: "); scanf("%s",&name); gotoxy(10,5); printf("Age: "); scanf("%d",&age); gotoxy(28,5); printf("Birtday: "); scanf("%s",&bday); gotoxy(50,5); printf("Sex: "); scanf("%s",&sex); gotoxy(10,6); printf("Address: "); scanf("%s",&schl); gotoxy(10,7); printf("Telephone #: "); scanf("%s",&tel); gotoxy(34,7); printf("Celphone #: "); scanf("%s",&cp); gotoxy(10,8); printf("School: "); scanf("%s",&schl); gotoxy(50,8);printf("Course: "); scanf("%s",&course); gotoxy(10,9); printf("Driver's lic. #: "); scanf("%s",&licno); gotoxy(50,9);printf("SSS #: "); scanf("%s",&sssno); gotoxy(10,10); printf("Place of birth: "); scanf("%s",&pbirth); gotoxy(50,10); printf("Nationality: "); scanf("%s",&nationality); //mother's information gotoxy(10,12); printf("Mother's name: "); scanf("%s",&mname); gotoxy(10,13); printf("Age: "); scanf("%d",&mage); gotoxy(34,13); printf("Birthday: "); scanf("%s",&mbday); gotoxy(10,14); printf("Occupation: "); scanf("%s",&moccu); //father's information gotoxy(10,16); printf("Father's name: "); scanf("%s",&mname); gotoxy(10,17); printf("Age: "); scanf("%d",&mage); gotoxy(34,17); printf("Birthday: "); scanf("%s",&mbday); gotoxy(10,18); printf("Occupation: "); scanf("%s",&moccu); getch(); return 0;}